Hana Michels (Personal Account)
@hanamichels.bsky.social
They/Them. Writer & other stuff probably. Chronically ill & sexy about it. Love animals and cryptids (fake animals) Free Palestine. NOT MY DAY JOB ACCOUNT!! THIS. IS. PERSONAL.
Pinned
Did our boomer parents break us so much we need to look to literal teens for approval? Nah man that’s fucking weird, it’s fine to stick with the hobbies of your childhood, but I draw the line at begging strange young ppl to like you. Do you remember that age? It’s impossible to validate adults 1/
November 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Did our boomer parents break us so much we need to look to literal teens for approval? Nah man that’s fucking weird, it’s fine to stick with the hobbies of your childhood, but I draw the line at begging strange young ppl to like you. Do you remember that age? It’s impossible to validate adults 1/
Middle aged digestive systems sharing a bathroom
November 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Middle aged digestive systems sharing a bathroom
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As we were saying--
November 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
As we were saying--
If you have formerly feral/street cats nobody tells you how much they love eating poison. Kitten has cumulatively eaten like three tubes of icy hot.
November 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
If you have formerly feral/street cats nobody tells you how much they love eating poison. Kitten has cumulatively eaten like three tubes of icy hot.
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it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
Dunno if there’s a difference between an excuse and an explanation -but my loved ones find both equally annoying.
November 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Dunno if there’s a difference between an excuse and an explanation -but my loved ones find both equally annoying.
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Covered California still shows plans with subsidies for next year, as if said subsidies are still gonna be there. Not helpful. How many people are gonna sign up for a plan they believe with cost $100/month, only to have their first automatic payment go through for $900?
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Covered California still shows plans with subsidies for next year, as if said subsidies are still gonna be there. Not helpful. How many people are gonna sign up for a plan they believe with cost $100/month, only to have their first automatic payment go through for $900?
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Out-Confidence of a mediocre white man
In-having the confidence of a failing political party to always ask for money
In-having the confidence of a failing political party to always ask for money
November 11, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Out-Confidence of a mediocre white man
In-having the confidence of a failing political party to always ask for money
In-having the confidence of a failing political party to always ask for money
We have a gullible child. The only thing keeping him from going down a pipeline is his butt
November 11, 2025 at 6:09 AM
We have a gullible child. The only thing keeping him from going down a pipeline is his butt
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Figured I'd remind y'all of what you already know in case you're unnecessarily blaming yourselves. substack.com/home/post/p-...
You Are Not Under Qualified Or Failing, They're Under Hiring And Underpaying.
Reminding you of what you already know in terms of the current economy- that your struggles are likely not your fault. It's easier to blame ourselves, not more truthful.
substack.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Figured I'd remind y'all of what you already know in case you're unnecessarily blaming yourselves. substack.com/home/post/p-...
These are the two areas I'm most interested in (seeing as the IFS lottery is just impossible to win) but really any program will do if it's affordable and I can worm my way in there! Especially if it helps me show proper respect to clients with different backgrounds/experiences from mine!
Anyone know art or somatic therapy programs I could qualify for even if my psych classes/college credits are old af? Especially online programs? Perhaps there is an exam I can complete to show I have learned changes from the DSM 4 to 5? I cannot afford to go back to undergrad on top of this!!
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
These are the two areas I'm most interested in (seeing as the IFS lottery is just impossible to win) but really any program will do if it's affordable and I can worm my way in there! Especially if it helps me show proper respect to clients with different backgrounds/experiences from mine!
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Call the United States Capitol switchboard at (202) 224-3121 and they will connect you with your senator's office.
If you're represented by one of the squishier centrists, be sure to make a call. Now.
If you're represented by one of the squishier centrists, be sure to make a call. Now.
Sounds like the squishes in the senate caucus are ready to pull the plug with no ACA changes. This is real. If you want to register your opinion you shld call yr senator in the next hour. They not only want to reopen w/nothing. They want cover from their colleagues who still want to hold out.
November 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Call the United States Capitol switchboard at (202) 224-3121 and they will connect you with your senator's office.
If you're represented by one of the squishier centrists, be sure to make a call. Now.
If you're represented by one of the squishier centrists, be sure to make a call. Now.
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Who's sleepy now bitch
Images of Donald Trump appearing to close his eyes at an Oval Office announcement this week rocketed around social media this weekend, with the president’s opponents seizing on the footage to raise questions about Trump’s on-the-job performance.
Images of Trump appearing to close his eyes during Oval Office event spread across social media | CNN Politics
Images of Donald Trump appearing to close his eyes at an Oval Office announcement this week rocketed around social media this weekend, with the president’s opponents seizing on the footage to raise qu...
www.cnn.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Who's sleepy now bitch
Watching a drag king on tiktok dressed as the log truck from final destination how can anyone take issue with this art form????
November 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Watching a drag king on tiktok dressed as the log truck from final destination how can anyone take issue with this art form????
Kitten just ate Porto’s. The last cheese roll in the box. If you live in LA, you know how devastating that is. Especially if you were economically fuck it spending, not this is actually within my budget spending.
November 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Kitten just ate Porto’s. The last cheese roll in the box. If you live in LA, you know how devastating that is. Especially if you were economically fuck it spending, not this is actually within my budget spending.
Told my therapist those feelings of helplessness are called Jester’s Privilege and they have a long respected history.
November 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Told my therapist those feelings of helplessness are called Jester’s Privilege and they have a long respected history.
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"We are Paramount, a company dedicated to making shit. We refuse to work with the most talented human beings on the planet. Our work will resemble turds coming out of an ass for the foreseeable future.
Under new head of Paramount David Ellison, the studio has drawn up a list of actors who opposed the Gaza genocide and will not allow them to appear in its films and TV shows.
Does this sound familiar?
Also, "Ellison is reportedly aiming to take over Warner Bros. next."
Does this sound familiar?
Also, "Ellison is reportedly aiming to take over Warner Bros. next."
Paramount Has Blacklist for Stars Deemed “Overtly Antisemitic” — World of Reel
It sure looks like the likes of Javier Bardem, Joaquin Phoenix, Emma Stone, and Mark Ruffalo won’t be making movies for Paramount in the foreseeable future.
www.worldofreel.com
November 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
"We are Paramount, a company dedicated to making shit. We refuse to work with the most talented human beings on the planet. Our work will resemble turds coming out of an ass for the foreseeable future.
The government always has money set aside for SNAP benefits in case of a shutdown. The fact they’re pretending it doesn’t exist tells us 1 of 2 things:
1 Pure greed & misappropriation
2 Trump plans to “swoop in” after people suffer awhile so he can be a “hero” because all he cares about is his ego
1 Pure greed & misappropriation
2 Trump plans to “swoop in” after people suffer awhile so he can be a “hero” because all he cares about is his ego
November 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The government always has money set aside for SNAP benefits in case of a shutdown. The fact they’re pretending it doesn’t exist tells us 1 of 2 things:
1 Pure greed & misappropriation
2 Trump plans to “swoop in” after people suffer awhile so he can be a “hero” because all he cares about is his ego
1 Pure greed & misappropriation
2 Trump plans to “swoop in” after people suffer awhile so he can be a “hero” because all he cares about is his ego
What do food pantries need the two things I'm hearing the most are money and powdered cake mix
November 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
What do food pantries need the two things I'm hearing the most are money and powdered cake mix
Either nobody has noticed my POTS truss or they're very polite but I finally understand why old people wear their pants so high up
November 7, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Either nobody has noticed my POTS truss or they're very polite but I finally understand why old people wear their pants so high up
Mamdani winning and Cheney dying on the same day is so satisfying for everyone old enough to watch our nation become so violently islamophobic after 9/11. Finally. (Cheney should have died in prison, but finally.)
November 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Mamdani winning and Cheney dying on the same day is so satisfying for everyone old enough to watch our nation become so violently islamophobic after 9/11. Finally. (Cheney should have died in prison, but finally.)
This is why I quit being comedy HR (among others). A cishet man should do it. Preferably white. He should do the unfortunate business of outing predators. Fewer consequences for him than for everyone else.
When people talk about the excesses of MeToo, they have to lie, because the reality is that there was no massive social reckoning forcing people to believe survivors or hold perpetrators accountable. In fact, there has been a significant backsliding and new punishments in rejection of MeToo
November 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
This is why I quit being comedy HR (among others). A cishet man should do it. Preferably white. He should do the unfortunate business of outing predators. Fewer consequences for him than for everyone else.