Hana Michels (Personal Account)
@hanamichels.bsky.social
They/Them. Writer & other stuff probably. Chronically ill & sexy about it. Love animals and cryptids (fake animals) Free Palestine. NOT MY DAY JOB ACCOUNT!! THIS. IS. PERSONAL.
If you have formerly feral/street cats nobody tells you how much they love eating poison. Kitten has cumulatively eaten like three tubes of icy hot.
November 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
If you have formerly feral/street cats nobody tells you how much they love eating poison. Kitten has cumulatively eaten like three tubes of icy hot.
We have a gullible child. The only thing keeping him from going down a pipeline is his butt
November 11, 2025 at 6:09 AM
We have a gullible child. The only thing keeping him from going down a pipeline is his butt
I had a feeling this was a rep from a private equity firm so I figured I’d explain why the planes were so rocky.
November 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I had a feeling this was a rep from a private equity firm so I figured I’d explain why the planes were so rocky.
I live with this.
November 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I live with this.
Finally got my pre-order by one of my absolute favorite authors @alexfirer.bsky.social
November 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Finally got my pre-order by one of my absolute favorite authors @alexfirer.bsky.social
Either I need it for the vet or nobody needs it. Who could you sell this to? Who is so invested in Roo’s butt?
November 2, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Either I need it for the vet or nobody needs it. Who could you sell this to? Who is so invested in Roo’s butt?
Back home. It looks like…they had their cat friends over? They reprogrammed their chip feeders? They had a vomit party?
November 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Back home. It looks like…they had their cat friends over? They reprogrammed their chip feeders? They had a vomit party?
WE ARE TAKING A FUCKIN BREAK
October 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
WE ARE TAKING A FUCKIN BREAK
Can you imagine?? This type of demonstration was effective, courageous and emotionally resonant! Meanwhile, he treated the kids just fine because it’s not their fault their parents were human owning monsters.
October 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Can you imagine?? This type of demonstration was effective, courageous and emotionally resonant! Meanwhile, he treated the kids just fine because it’s not their fault their parents were human owning monsters.
Learning how to use watercolor pencils by doing (no spoilers it’s fun to learn this way!) what I learned was I’m using the wrong paper for them.
October 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Learning how to use watercolor pencils by doing (no spoilers it’s fun to learn this way!) what I learned was I’m using the wrong paper for them.
The “victim” he knows why it’s in quotations.
October 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The “victim” he knows why it’s in quotations.
GUEST ARTICLE: I Caught Stephen Miller Hiding RFK Jr's “Vampire Stakes” At Dawn
October 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
GUEST ARTICLE: I Caught Stephen Miller Hiding RFK Jr's “Vampire Stakes” At Dawn
The criminal & the crime
October 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The criminal & the crime
GUEST ARTICLE: I Caught Stephen Miller Removing RFK Jr's Vampire Stakes From White House Grounds
October 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
GUEST ARTICLE: I Caught Stephen Miller Removing RFK Jr's Vampire Stakes From White House Grounds
BREAKING: Stephen Miller Out Of Blood, Demands Yours.
October 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
BREAKING: Stephen Miller Out Of Blood, Demands Yours.
I’d like to remind y’all that this was an organic moment. That’s why the sound quality isn’t great. This was an organic moment that happens every day but this day just happened to have the perfect backing track.
October 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I’d like to remind y’all that this was an organic moment. That’s why the sound quality isn’t great. This was an organic moment that happens every day but this day just happened to have the perfect backing track.
Dave told me to picture people lecturing me about this as Roo and I’m not gonna lie it did help
October 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Dave told me to picture people lecturing me about this as Roo and I’m not gonna lie it did help
Cats make everyone feel divorced
October 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Cats make everyone feel divorced
They get along fine if they can’t see each other
October 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
They get along fine if they can’t see each other
He just goes HMFFF!! MUFFF! Whenever he wants his morning churu. Real huffy.
October 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
He just goes HMFFF!! MUFFF! Whenever he wants his morning churu. Real huffy.
We figured out who Kitten sounds like at her age
October 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
We figured out who Kitten sounds like at her age
If you are a woman or female presenting in the Valley look out for a man with glasses and this plate. Took it off a TikTok video in which LITERALLY HUNDREDS of women reported him asking for help moving a box from his backseat to his trunk with a fake bandage around his arm, something Ted Bundy did.
October 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
If you are a woman or female presenting in the Valley look out for a man with glasses and this plate. Took it off a TikTok video in which LITERALLY HUNDREDS of women reported him asking for help moving a box from his backseat to his trunk with a fake bandage around his arm, something Ted Bundy did.
Kitten meanwhile is skinny as hell, she goes in at the hips even though I gave her what added up to a FULL STICK OF STRING CHEESE last night. Stomach of STEEL. BULLY. FOOD BULLY.
October 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Kitten meanwhile is skinny as hell, she goes in at the hips even though I gave her what added up to a FULL STICK OF STRING CHEESE last night. Stomach of STEEL. BULLY. FOOD BULLY.
Other cats can eat anything, orange cats put on weight just by breathing. I swear to God the extra cheek meat is from SNIFFING his sisters food.
October 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Other cats can eat anything, orange cats put on weight just by breathing. I swear to God the extra cheek meat is from SNIFFING his sisters food.
TYSM @heytherejeffro.bsky.social & @nerdnumbers.com rarely do I get to not shut up about DS9!
September 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
TYSM @heytherejeffro.bsky.social & @nerdnumbers.com rarely do I get to not shut up about DS9!