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liz(ard calm)
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"all forms of domestic malaise are pounding down on us" -Caldwell Tanner
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porktartare.bsky.social
Nice porno. Interesting shots, compelling dialogue. Unfortunately, it fails to capture the dismal, doomed atmosphere of Dark Souls 1.
November 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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droidlloyd.bsky.social
@momshome.bsky.social @handsomemaster.bsky.social and @jacobfullerton.bsky.social doing their most recognizable and accessible bit
November 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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taliajane.bsky.social
what gets me is libs are really insistent that it’s true when all context and reasoning points toward a brother teasing his brother and talking shit about a guy he hates, and in that insistence of realness is a glee in the patently homophobic root of the claim.
jules.su Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 16h
hey I think maybe someone needs to say out loud that actually sucking another man’s dick is literally fine whereas raping children is instant death, like are we maybe not doing this one *just right*?
November 16, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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willow.meangirls.online
"trump sucked dick" no he didn't stop giving him valor he didn't even try to steal
November 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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rachelscarlettg.bsky.social
Pathetic little subby boys serving cunt and practicing Necromancy will never go out of style
November 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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pftompkins.bsky.social
No one was actually going to procure a woodchipper and leave a trail of relevance crumbs to lure Megyn Kelly into it but if someone says “Lego makes their green bricks with andrenochrome” there could be a mass shooting at Legoland
November 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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belllmonts.bsky.social
REAL THO whys he arching his back like that. milk drinking whore.
November 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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rappenem.bsky.social
Then along came Zeus
November 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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davidclarkie.bsky.social
Julia Drawfee did it already
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikAT...
November 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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minovskyarticle.bsky.social
The squib in Nakadai's death scene in Sanjuro was so explosively bloody that the other actors were stunned in legitimate shock. Kurosawa kept that very first take in the final film.
Tatsuya Nakadai on Shooting SANJURO
YouTube video by CRITERION
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November 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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allie.bsky.social
The US is so stupid, I don’t even know of anywhere remotely near me where I could go look at a single portcullis
A portcullis
November 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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boner.ink
welcome to the united fuck my ass of america, land of my ass, home of the everyone fucking it
November 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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requiemarm.bsky.social
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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theonion.com
Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/
Claim: Mamdani is a communist. False: Any real communist will happily spend six hours explaining why this isn’t true.
November 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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williesillie2.bsky.social
Dicks out for Hammurabi
November 7, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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keezyyoung.bsky.social
"keezy, some billionaires are good though" this isn't going to go the way you want it to buddy
November 8, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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kendrawcandraw.bsky.social
Look at Big Belt back there. Where’d you get your belt, girl, the cartoon pirate store. You look dumb as hell
November 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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drawfeeshow.com
New Merch Alert!!! We've got a new shirt, hat, and sticker available in our store now! Check it out! store.dftba.com/collections/...
DRESS YOUR BONES (the bone lord demands it). Three new merch items available in the Drawfee store: Bone Game/Boneyard Dick Cruisers Shirt, Lizard Calm Hat, and Lorem Ipsum Orange Sticker
November 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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actordougjones.bsky.social
ALL IS MERRY & BRIGHT Opening in theaters TOMORROW November 7 !! A funny & heartwarming Christmas story for the whole family.Look for a cinema near you at …
merryandbright.movie .
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#christmasmovies #holidaymovies #familyfriendly #HolidayComedy #faithbased #wholesome #wholesomecontent
November 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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xar.ph
The two inevitable technologies that VC ends up reinventing are phrenology and the bus.
jedidiahcarlson.com Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 10d
bro are you fucking kidding me
November 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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sammanleyartist.bsky.social
2003-2025

Fuck 🖕 AI
Believe in yourself!
Jason, from Age of Mythology. A pencil drawing from 2003, the earliest of my drawings that I can currently lay my hands on. The cover illustration for Sons of Russ, for the 40k ttrpg Wrath & Glory. Painted in 2025. The cover illustration for Voll Adventures, for the 40k ttrpg Imperium Maledictum. Painted in 2025.
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
I MAY BE STUPID , - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITIN GIVEN THE THUMBS UP "I MAY BE STUPID BUT AT LEAST I DONT TGHINK CHATGPT HAS A LITTLE PERSON INSIDE WHOS MY FRIEND" - THIS IS NO CONSOLATION IN A WORLD WHERE YA GOTTA DEAL WITH THESE GPT PEOPLE ALL THE TIME, TALKIN TO THERE CHAT BOTS LIKE THERE REAL PEOPLE, DRIVIN THEM NUTS BY TELLIN EM TO WRECK THERE LIVES, CREATING DELUSIONS AND THEN REINFORCING THEM, A MILLION TINY DIGITAL FINGERS RIPPING EVERY ONES LIFES TO SHREDS, EVEN IF IT DOESNT WRECK YOUR JOB OR YOUR FAMILY IT LITERALLY MAKES YOU COGNITIVELY DECLINE THE LONGER YOU USE IT, NATION OF PEOPLE WHOSE BRAINS ARE TURNING TO SOUP JUST SO 1 FUCKEN GUY WHOSE OBVIOUSLY LYING ALL THE TIME CAN MAKE MORE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS FOR HIS OBVIOUSLY FAKE COMPANY, AGGREGATING THE SUFFERING OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE TO CHASE AN ACCUMULATING PILE OF MONEY, EVERY HOLY BOOK AND SOCIOLOGY TEXTBOOK IN THE WORLD WARNS US ABOUT THIS SPECIFIC GUY BUT HERE WE ARE FALLEN FOR IT AGAIN , AT LEAST IM STILL KICKEN A$$ AND WATCHING DA SUN SET AT 4PM - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
November 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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themorrancave.bsky.social
If you see any business owners belittling SNAP recipients for accepting government money to get through tough times, maybe look them up on @propublica.org's PPP Loan Tracker to see if they got any of the $793B in bailout money (96% of which was forgiven)

projects.propublica.org/coronavirus/...
Tracking PPP: Search Every Company Approved for Federal Loans - ProPublica
As part of the Paycheck Protection Program, the federal government has provided hundreds of billions in financial support to banks to make low-interest loans to companies and nonprofit organizations i...
projects.propublica.org
November 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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slimyswampghost.bsky.social
their time is coming
the cover to Count Magnus and Other Ghost Stories by M.R. James. a bedsheet ghost menaces an old man a woman stands in front of christmas lights on a wreath, a still from Black Christmas 1974 A mike mignola drawing of Hellboy dressed as father christmas the ghost from the BBC adaptation of The Signalman, a distraught looking spectre with a gaping mouth and no eyes
November 1, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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theverge.com
Elon Musk’s Grokipedia contains copied Wikipedia pages
Elon Musk’s Grokipedia contains copied Wikipedia pages
Ironic.
buff.ly
October 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM