Willie Muse
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So can we get healthcare like Denmark too?
BREAKING: CDC announces an unprecedented overhaul of the childhood vaccine schedule, a significant shift that recommends fewer shots for all kids.
CDC overhauls childhood vaccine schedule to resemble Denmark in unprecedented move
The new U.S. guidelines recommend all children get vaccines for 11 diseases, compared with the 18 previously on the schedule.
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January 6, 2026 at 5:23 AM
So can we get healthcare like Denmark too?
My cat truly has no fucks to give
January 5, 2026 at 9:47 PM
My cat truly has no fucks to give
New headphones don't even come with a charging chord
We used to be a proper country that got bricks with our purchases
We used to be a proper country that got bricks with our purchases
January 5, 2026 at 7:24 PM
New headphones don't even come with a charging chord
We used to be a proper country that got bricks with our purchases
We used to be a proper country that got bricks with our purchases
My mom tried to buy gluten-free flour but instead she bought gluten flour and it's a very understandable mistake but also the most mom thing imaginable
January 5, 2026 at 4:17 PM
My mom tried to buy gluten-free flour but instead she bought gluten flour and it's a very understandable mistake but also the most mom thing imaginable
Maryland is hands down the best state flag
January 5, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Maryland is hands down the best state flag
Babies.
What's your favourite thing that's been made by an absolute cunt?
January 5, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Babies.
I asked my laptop in college to call me bitch and I don't know how to change it so now all my Apple products say shit like this
January 5, 2026 at 1:33 PM
I asked my laptop in college to call me bitch and I don't know how to change it so now all my Apple products say shit like this
I don't think this is real but it's upsetting that it's possible, right?
January 4, 2026 at 2:49 AM
I don't think this is real but it's upsetting that it's possible, right?
The gayest thing a man can do isn't having sex with another man. It's being the husband of a Mormon mommy blogger
January 4, 2026 at 2:29 AM
The gayest thing a man can do isn't having sex with another man. It's being the husband of a Mormon mommy blogger
It was Kristen from Vanderpump rules' husband
I wish you could Google who I'm thinking of
January 4, 2026 at 2:25 AM
It was Kristen from Vanderpump rules' husband
I wish you could Google who I'm thinking of
January 4, 2026 at 2:22 AM
I wish you could Google who I'm thinking of
We're the fucking Fire Nation, huh?
January 4, 2026 at 1:55 AM
We're the fucking Fire Nation, huh?
Need Ella McKay on streaming immediately.
I've never wanted to see a movie more or pay for a movie less
I've never wanted to see a movie more or pay for a movie less
January 3, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Need Ella McKay on streaming immediately.
I've never wanted to see a movie more or pay for a movie less
I've never wanted to see a movie more or pay for a movie less
My theory is that part of the reason he's doing this is because the anti-maduro lady won the Nobel prize, and Trump is so incapable of complex thought that his takeaway was "If I go after Madura I can win a Nobel prize too!"
January 3, 2026 at 5:46 PM
My theory is that part of the reason he's doing this is because the anti-maduro lady won the Nobel prize, and Trump is so incapable of complex thought that his takeaway was "If I go after Madura I can win a Nobel prize too!"
This tweet aged better than I could have possibly imagined
January 3, 2026 at 5:16 PM
This tweet aged better than I could have possibly imagined
How do I get my cat into modeling? I'm so serious
January 3, 2026 at 3:59 PM
How do I get my cat into modeling? I'm so serious
This is how I get my news now
January 3, 2026 at 3:55 PM
This is how I get my news now
Does Melania have friends?
January 3, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Does Melania have friends?
It's genuinely hard to tell sometimes if my tv is broken or if streaming apps have just gotten worse
January 3, 2026 at 2:45 AM
It's genuinely hard to tell sometimes if my tv is broken or if streaming apps have just gotten worse
Why am I getting emails from Dr. Poop Relief?
January 3, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Why am I getting emails from Dr. Poop Relief?
What the literal fuck Temu?!?!?
January 2, 2026 at 7:45 PM
What the literal fuck Temu?!?!?
I'm trying to find a slipcover for my couch and why does it look like this chair is being tortured?
January 2, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I'm trying to find a slipcover for my couch and why does it look like this chair is being tortured?
I guess it runs in the family?
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January 2, 2026 at 5:39 AM
I guess it runs in the family?
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Does anyone know of an app that's a to-do list, but every item on the list has sub items
E.g:
1) clean apartment
A) do dishes
i. Buy sponges
ii. Don't forget big pot on stove for a week and let it get moldy
B) clean behind couch
i. Find new space for paper towels
E.g:
1) clean apartment
A) do dishes
i. Buy sponges
ii. Don't forget big pot on stove for a week and let it get moldy
B) clean behind couch
i. Find new space for paper towels
January 1, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Does anyone know of an app that's a to-do list, but every item on the list has sub items
E.g:
1) clean apartment
A) do dishes
i. Buy sponges
ii. Don't forget big pot on stove for a week and let it get moldy
B) clean behind couch
i. Find new space for paper towels
E.g:
1) clean apartment
A) do dishes
i. Buy sponges
ii. Don't forget big pot on stove for a week and let it get moldy
B) clean behind couch
i. Find new space for paper towels
Big things in store for Willie in 2026 (I signed up to be notified when le crueset has more orange pumpkin shaped ramekins in stock)
January 1, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Big things in store for Willie in 2026 (I signed up to be notified when le crueset has more orange pumpkin shaped ramekins in stock)