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Julie Woods
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South Austin parent and busybody. I'm mostly here for the cats. She/her.
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We built something: an open, liberal society that promised people could feel safe and protected no matter who they were. It wasn’t perfect but we were slowly making it better. It was prosperous almost beyond comprehension. And now these monstrous bigots and criminals are burning it down for fun.
August 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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*hisses at the sun*
July 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Historical 72 Hour rainfall totals for Central Texas

Huge h/t to LCRA for its life-saving gauge network
July 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Sunny days, heck yeah!
Sesame Street is officially UNION! Workers at Sesame Workshop, the nonprofit behind Sesame Street, have voted 55-19 to join @opeiulocal153.bsky.social

Huge congrats to @sesameworkersunion.bsky.social! “We can officially say that today, May 15th, is brought to you by the letter U!”
May 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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im very mad at rfk jr!!!!!!!
I have never read a better description of this dangerous jerk!

“An agent of pestilence, a jerky-skinned Malthusian ghoul in a too-tight suit.”
May 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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“‘It’s very, very difficult for measles to kill a healthy person,’ Kennedy told Fox News in March, effectively shitting directly in a grave he helped to dig.”

I share the white-hot rage this essay so effectively channels.
everyone even mildly into polar exploration knows how badly vitamin A can fuck you up, and seeing the Health Secretary of the US recommend megadoses to measles patients made me so mad i wrote about it. im so angry at this malthusian ghoul buttondown.com/theswordandt...
The Poisoning of the American Mind
The winds at Cape Denison on the Australasian Antarctic Expedition, photographed by Frank Hurley, 1912 In the emptiness of Antarctica, on a desolate stretch...
buttondown.com
May 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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I really believe that when the history of these last 20ish and next 10ish years is written, it will be seen as a stroke of incredible luck that a complete dipshit from reality tv hijacked a decades long reactionary takeover of US institutions right as it was coming to fruition.
April 29, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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For years, Griffith defenders would pull out the "ARE YOU CALLING DAINTY LILLIAN GISH A LIAR????"

And I avoided the conflict and hemmed and hawed.

Screw that!

Hell yeah, I am calling her a liar and a fellow traveler and an avid supporter of multiple white nationalist causes!
a cartoon character with a large brain is holding a green gun in the desert .
ALT: a cartoon character with a large brain is holding a green gun in the desert .
media.tenor.com
May 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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What if Elon is the first autistic person RFK has ever actually met and that’s why he assumes we don’t pay taxes or go on dates
April 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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This thread got incredibly wholesome.
- Half the comments are, "I know this dude and he rocks."
- His daughter comes in to inform + joke about it with them.
- Someone on the internet admits they were wrong.

Simply good content.
I feel like I could name 25 albums in this Minnesota weather expert's vinyl album collection without getting one wrong.
March 22, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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Trump: the streets will run like rivers with the blood of my enemies. Their heads on spikes will adorn Congress and every federal building and court.

Chief Justice Roberts: Actually the GSA is in charge of federal court decorations in consultation with the judicial counsel
March 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Too bad Uvalde Elementary didn’t sell Teslas.
March 11, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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it's only doomscrolling if it's from the mount doom area of mordor, otherwise it's just sparkling panic
It's not doomscrolling, it's just moisturizing with fear-sweat
February 28, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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fuck it all, here's a bird

photo by me
February 28, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Hey I fear I've been a bit of a bummer so as recompense, I deliver unto you

THIS BIRD

photo by me
February 27, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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I am going to put on my auntie pants now & say that if you are dealing with a lot & simply trying to survive day-to-day, please survive. Live. Possibly out of spite, just to spit in their eyes when this is all over. Whatever motivates you, keep going & those who can fight the fight will fight. 💚👊🏻
February 22, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Just saw a farmer say, "you don't have to admit you were wrong, you have to admit you were lied to, " and idk that seems like a good framing to call people in
February 9, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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February 2, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Rev. Mariann Edgar Budde to Trump: "I ask you to have mercy upon the people in our country who are scared now. There are gay, lesbian, and transgender people in Democratic, Republican, and independent families, some who fear for their lives ... and the vast majority of immigrants are not criminals"
January 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Here, I said some goofy bullshit about what maybe you can do today. Is it helpful? Probably not! But it's here! For you to ignore or embrace at your leisure.

terribleminds.com/ramble/2025/...
Here’s What I Think You Do Today, January 20th, 2025
It’s gonna be a stupid, horrible day. We all know that. It’s going to be full of what passes for pomp and circumstance amongst the set of rich tacky dickheads that are about to take ful…
terribleminds.com
January 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻
January 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Every museum should have a Little Guys Tour, and at the end of the tour you can buy reproductions of all the little guys
December 11, 2024 at 9:20 PM
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I am begging Sam Altman to stop Only Looking Like he can’t stop constantly remembering that time he saw his father get swept away never to be seen again on that white water rafting trip as a child
January 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost

your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.
Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia
Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.
www.newsweek.com
December 26, 2024 at 12:03 PM