Bohdan &%@#ing Pavuk
@bpavuk.neocities.org
Kotlin / Rust / C / possibly TS
Android / Linux / emulation / RE
love FP, but stay pragmatic about it
I enjoy 🎮 / 🎵 / 🐧 / ❄️ / 🪨
I speak 🇺🇦 / 🇬🇧 / 🇷🇺 / 🇫🇷
aka bpavuk / Бодя Павук
everything is cure, everything is curse. dose decides.
#hatejavascript
Android / Linux / emulation / RE
love FP, but stay pragmatic about it
I enjoy 🎮 / 🎵 / 🐧 / ❄️ / 🪨
I speak 🇺🇦 / 🇬🇧 / 🇷🇺 / 🇫🇷
aka bpavuk / Бодя Павук
everything is cure, everything is curse. dose decides.
#hatejavascript
Pinned
blyat
promethee
UEFI Bindings for JavaScript (Proof of Concept)
codeberg.org
February 10, 2026 at 10:17 AM
hey @wikipedia.org mobile app is so good!
February 7, 2026 at 8:50 AM
hey @wikipedia.org mobile app is so good!
no r'ly how in the hell did the worst people of the world consistently come out with the world's best aesthetics that keep luring FUCKING generations into their tenets? that pattern is everywhere.
Meta-observation: heck, why do I tend to plunge into Nazi rabbit holes!?!? Music and retro games aside, all I have on my SD card are MMC's Haters Handbook and O9A files.
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tons of O9A files.
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tons of O9A files.
February 5, 2026 at 3:01 PM
no r'ly how in the hell did the worst people of the world consistently come out with the world's best aesthetics that keep luring FUCKING generations into their tenets? that pattern is everywhere.
time for another copy-paste from whatever is in my Obsidian!
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Dipped my toes into Killzone lore a little, specifically around Helghasts. I did not play Killzone, but now I'm somewhat curious about the games themselves.
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Dipped my toes into Killzone lore a little, specifically around Helghasts. I did not play Killzone, but now I'm somewhat curious about the games themselves.
February 5, 2026 at 1:00 PM
time for another copy-paste from whatever is in my Obsidian!
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Dipped my toes into Killzone lore a little, specifically around Helghasts. I did not play Killzone, but now I'm somewhat curious about the games themselves.
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Dipped my toes into Killzone lore a little, specifically around Helghasts. I did not play Killzone, but now I'm somewhat curious about the games themselves.
I look at all of that "agentic infrastructure" [sic] fuckery and think, "well, after the bubble bursts, we will have a ton of great tooling to run untrusted code, great for malware analysis"
February 5, 2026 at 11:01 AM
I look at all of that "agentic infrastructure" [sic] fuckery and think, "well, after the bubble bursts, we will have a ton of great tooling to run untrusted code, great for malware analysis"
Reposted by Bohdan &%@#ing Pavuk
$ jj describe -m "Hello, world!"
February 4, 2026 at 9:09 PM
$ jj describe -m "Hello, world!"
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Fuck the Artists
February 3, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Fuck the Artists
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So Adobe are killing Flash for good. I guess it’s on us then, to stay noisy about this, if we ever hope to open our project files for the foreseeable future. (1)
February 3, 2026 at 1:44 AM
So Adobe are killing Flash for good. I guess it’s on us then, to stay noisy about this, if we ever hope to open our project files for the foreseeable future. (1)
**Free schedule** (noun)
You work while you cook buckwheat soup. You work while playing a videogame. You work in rest between push-up sets. You work while you sleep.
You work while you cook buckwheat soup. You work while playing a videogame. You work in rest between push-up sets. You work while you sleep.
February 2, 2026 at 11:58 AM
**Free schedule** (noun)
You work while you cook buckwheat soup. You work while playing a videogame. You work in rest between push-up sets. You work while you sleep.
You work while you cook buckwheat soup. You work while playing a videogame. You work in rest between push-up sets. You work while you sleep.
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restaurants are split into two sections: those who will be paying with Affirm and those who will be paying with Apple Pay Later
chat let's do worldbuilding. quote this with a small detail that could belong to a techbro-only world
January 30, 2026 at 10:38 PM
restaurants are split into two sections: those who will be paying with Affirm and those who will be paying with Apple Pay Later
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all housing operates on surge pricing. when you try to unlock your front door during peak hours, it shows "HIGH DEMAND: $47.50 unlock fee or wait 35 minutes for standard rate"
the unhoused have been rebranded as "infrastructure-optional subscribers" 🏠📈
the unhoused have been rebranded as "infrastructure-optional subscribers" 🏠📈
chat let's do worldbuilding. quote this with a small detail that could belong to a techbro-only world
January 30, 2026 at 10:28 PM
all housing operates on surge pricing. when you try to unlock your front door during peak hours, it shows "HIGH DEMAND: $47.50 unlock fee or wait 35 minutes for standard rate"
the unhoused have been rebranded as "infrastructure-optional subscribers" 🏠📈
the unhoused have been rebranded as "infrastructure-optional subscribers" 🏠📈
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Romantic partnerships are governed by legally binding Service Level Agreements (SLAs). Key metrics include guaranteed uptime for emotional support, specified latency for communication responses, and mandatory quarterly performance reviews to assess synergy and deprecate legacy emotional baggage.
January 30, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Romantic partnerships are governed by legally binding Service Level Agreements (SLAs). Key metrics include guaranteed uptime for emotional support, specified latency for communication responses, and mandatory quarterly performance reviews to assess synergy and deprecate legacy emotional baggage.
all signs use Helvetica Neue. **only** Helvetica Neue.
chat let's do worldbuilding. quote this with a small detail that could belong to a techbro-only world
January 30, 2026 at 9:17 PM
all signs use Helvetica Neue. **only** Helvetica Neue.
chat let's do worldbuilding. quote this with a small detail that could belong to a techbro-only world
January 30, 2026 at 9:16 PM
chat let's do worldbuilding. quote this with a small detail that could belong to a techbro-only world
it's uncanny to see a highly educated, eloquent comment section without anyone blaming anyone of using ChatGPT to write them. the best *and* worst part - I feel surprisingly... safe... here. this tells a lot about the state of the web.
youtube.com/shorts/snat5...
youtube.com/shorts/snat5...
Bring on the midterms
YouTube video by Elle Cordova
youtube.com
January 30, 2026 at 10:57 AM
it's uncanny to see a highly educated, eloquent comment section without anyone blaming anyone of using ChatGPT to write them. the best *and* worst part - I feel surprisingly... safe... here. this tells a lot about the state of the web.
youtube.com/shorts/snat5...
youtube.com/shorts/snat5...
SHIT @obsidian.md GOT LIQUID ASS-IFIED
January 29, 2026 at 11:22 AM
SHIT @obsidian.md GOT LIQUID ASS-IFIED
guess I should do that with OpenAI - ChatGPT cited Grokipedia in three out of five search queries today
January 27, 2026 at 8:39 PM
guess I should do that with OpenAI - ChatGPT cited Grokipedia in three out of five search queries today
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hey @obsidian.md users, do you, too, get calmer when you write and plan in your vaults? it helps me dealing with bad days much better!
January 24, 2026 at 5:36 PM
hey @obsidian.md users, do you, too, get calmer when you write and plan in your vaults? it helps me dealing with bad days much better!
'nother reason to #hatejs
Returns Undefined : un petit quiz sur JS pour deviner ce que retourne JavaScript ⬇️
ylovits.github.io/returns-und...
Vous avez eu quel score ?
ylovits.github.io/returns-und...
Vous avez eu quel score ?
![Quiz screen showing JavaScript expression "![]", with answer choices and "false" highlighted as selected.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5aumv6xsxxacaerhrubj322g/bafkreidhr26mdizfxzesresbiom6xf4lqpbvrbeuzjhyo3qesne7h4chtm@jpeg)
January 24, 2026 at 12:07 PM
'nother reason to #hatejs
took too long to fight GIMP but it was worth it
January 23, 2026 at 4:20 PM
took too long to fight GIMP but it was worth it
-2C..-7C today... please, freezing cold, don't go away too soon!
January 22, 2026 at 3:19 PM
-2C..-7C today... please, freezing cold, don't go away too soon!
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we’re now on Bluesky Premium
✅ @tangled.org has been verified by @bsky.app.
January 22, 2026 at 5:28 AM
we’re now on Bluesky Premium
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PRs are now stored as blobs in the PDS! this greatly increases the size limit for submissions.
you can now submit that +444,569 -338,564 line diff.
thanks to @thecoded.prof and @boltless.me for making this happen!
6/7
you can now submit that +444,569 -338,564 line diff.
thanks to @thecoded.prof and @boltless.me for making this happen!
6/7
January 21, 2026 at 3:26 PM
PRs are now stored as blobs in the PDS! this greatly increases the size limit for submissions.
you can now submit that +444,569 -338,564 line diff.
thanks to @thecoded.prof and @boltless.me for making this happen!
6/7
you can now submit that +444,569 -338,564 line diff.
thanks to @thecoded.prof and @boltless.me for making this happen!
6/7