jt98700.bsky.social
jt98700.bsky.social
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Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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what a legend lmao
January 14, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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mike mcdaniel had called a timeout. there are 15:00 minutes left in the first quarter
November 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Cost to fund SNAP and keep 42 million people from starving:

$100 billion

Cost of lost revenue due to tax cuts for the richest Americans in the top 1%:

$100 billion

One is decried as "welfare." One is not.

Why?
October 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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(breaking the silence on the ride home from the in-laws) How was I supposed to know your father was a victim of the Crank Yankers?
October 16, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see
July 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Yelling to the uncaring heavens that Pozo should be the primary catcher.
July 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Play. Pozo. More.
July 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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If you’re a bad driver and I wind up passing you I will look at you. I always need to check if it’s Toonces.
July 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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OK, here is your one-minute primer on the whole concept of "trickle down economics," from the obituary of Fred Smith, the founder of Fedex.

I mean, if you still can't see it, I have no hope for you.
June 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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They’re gonna have to call themselves Six Mary Two in this economy
April 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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There will be no justice until Elon Musk is rotting in a prison cell. www.telegraph.co.uk/global-healt...
US aid freeze claims first victims as oxygen supplies cut off
Seventy-one-year-old woman dies after being sent home from USAID funded hospital. Others die after hospitals close in refugee camps
www.telegraph.co.uk
February 12, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Media : why were people cheering for Luigi

People :
22-Year-Old With Chronic Asthma Died After Inhaler Price Went From $66 to $539: Lawsuit
Cole Schmidtknecht's parents are now suing Walgreens and pharmacy benefit manager OptumRx.
www.huffpost.com
January 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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We are living through Republicanism boiled down to its essence: Everyone should be deprived of everything, because otherwise, somebody I don't like might get something I don't want them to have. We call it an ideology, but it's really a personality: Greedy, withholding, suspicious, angry, cruel.
January 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Accidentally being forced to hire Brian Schottenheimer because you didn't mean to fire Mike McCarthy is incredibly funny.
January 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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old enough to remember when the biggest problem we faced was too many sucker mc’s
January 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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It bears repeating so I'm going to keep repeating it: Republicans expect you and your family to pay for their tax cuts for billionaires.

They expect you to pay with your Medicaid, social security, and a host of programs people rely on.

To put it clearly: they expect us to pay with our lives.
January 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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OR DOES HE?
January 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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I bring a sort of loose, improvisational sketch comedy vibe to the airport security line that TSA agents don’t really like
January 2, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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i feel bad for oregon's coach, mr. beast's dad
January 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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"Man accused of attacking TV reporter, saying ‘This is Trump’s America now’

The details of this story just keep getting more disgusting: This Trump supporter chased the news reporter for FORTY MILES then tried to strangle him outside the TV station.
apnews.com/article/tv-r...
December 28, 2024 at 10:16 PM
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MAN: i’m leaving you

WOMAN: is this about the hokey pokey again

MAN: *clenching fist* that’s what it’s ALL about
December 3, 2024 at 7:26 PM
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yeah, it's called Goats on the Roof
There's a place with a goat on the roof up there.
December 7, 2024 at 11:23 PM
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Got some great news in my DMs over on Twitter today, there are dozens of impossibly buxom Asian women who want to send me sexy underwear videos and then go on dates. Things are looking up over at Heywood Manor.
December 6, 2024 at 2:33 AM
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This CEO has to be incredibly confident in his security detail.
December 4, 2024 at 6:45 PM