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Tyler Olander has more national championships than Jim Boeheim.
OH MY @homefield.bsky.social you didn’t have to go this hard
November 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
OH MY @homefield.bsky.social you didn’t have to go this hard
UConn was the first to 69 points this evening. In the Dan Hurley era, UConn is 125-1 (99.2%) when scoring 69 points before their opponents.
Huskies beat Bryant 72-49.
Huskies beat Bryant 72-49.
UConn was the first to 69 points this evening. In the Dan Hurley era, UConn is 123-1 (99.19%) when scoring 69 points before their opponents.
Huskies lead BYU 71-57.
For BYU fans: 69 refers to an act when a mommy and daddy love each other a lot but don’t want another baby rn
Huskies lead BYU 71-57.
For BYU fans: 69 refers to an act when a mommy and daddy love each other a lot but don’t want another baby rn
UConn was the first to 69 points this evening. In the Dan Hurley era, UConn is 122-1 (99.18%) when scoring 69 points before their opponents.
Huskies beat UMass Lowell by so, so many points.
Huskies beat UMass Lowell by so, so many points.
November 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
UConn was the first to 69 points this evening. In the Dan Hurley era, UConn is 125-1 (99.2%) when scoring 69 points before their opponents.
Huskies beat Bryant 72-49.
Huskies beat Bryant 72-49.
I always say that beating low major teams by 30 is hard, and you have to be a good team to do it consistently.
UConn, without Tarris Reed and Braylon Mullins, is beating Bryant by 17.
UConn, without Tarris Reed and Braylon Mullins, is beating Bryant by 17.
November 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I always say that beating low major teams by 30 is hard, and you have to be a good team to do it consistently.
UConn, without Tarris Reed and Braylon Mullins, is beating Bryant by 17.
UConn, without Tarris Reed and Braylon Mullins, is beating Bryant by 17.
6 pm on Sunday is the single worst time you could schedule a game for a parent of young children and I am thankful to the programming director of Turner Sports for their service.
November 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
6 pm on Sunday is the single worst time you could schedule a game for a parent of young children and I am thankful to the programming director of Turner Sports for their service.
I’ve seen people have better luck shooting on carnival rims some guy beat with a hammer
November 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I’ve seen people have better luck shooting on carnival rims some guy beat with a hammer
Did two Eagles pick each other there
November 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Did two Eagles pick each other there
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fourth quarter cowboys-eagles
November 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
fourth quarter cowboys-eagles
[/watched UConn vs. Louisville football in 2007 voice] “That wasn’t a fair catch”
November 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
[/watched UConn vs. Louisville football in 2007 voice] “That wasn’t a fair catch”
It is still just in flashes, but you can finally see the Jayden Ross whose practices Dan Hurley was raving about for two years.
November 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
It is still just in flashes, but you can finally see the Jayden Ross whose practices Dan Hurley was raving about for two years.
Ohio State paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to not play UConn this year. Only the Buckeyes know why. But I think we all have a pretty good idea!
November 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Ohio State paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to not play UConn this year. Only the Buckeyes know why. But I think we all have a pretty good idea!
UConn not only went undefeated in regulation but they did it with fewer byes than anyone else because they’ve already wrapped up their regular season. You play to win the games and UConn won all of them that finished in 60 minutes.
UConn has lost three games, is #75 in Sagarin, is not in a conference so they are not going to win a conference. To call their exclusion from the CFP field a “travesty” is an extremist position, surely you realize this.
November 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
UConn not only went undefeated in regulation but they did it with fewer byes than anyone else because they’ve already wrapped up their regular season. You play to win the games and UConn won all of them that finished in 60 minutes.
The simple fact is that UConn was willing to play literally every team in America and precisely zero of those brave enough to take up the challenge beat UConn in 60 minutes of football. Would be a travesty for the committee to leave the Huskies out of the playoff field.
November 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The simple fact is that UConn was willing to play literally every team in America and precisely zero of those brave enough to take up the challenge beat UConn in 60 minutes of football. Would be a travesty for the committee to leave the Huskies out of the playoff field.
Syracuse murdered the Big East to “protect its football program.” They’ve played in four bowl games since they betrayed the league. UConn will match that bowl total this year. UConn has had a bit more basketball success though. 😎
November 23, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Syracuse murdered the Big East to “protect its football program.” They’ve played in four bowl games since they betrayed the league. UConn will match that bowl total this year. UConn has had a bit more basketball success though. 😎
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UConn ends the regular season undefeated in regulation and IN A JUST WORLD would be going to the playoff. The powers that be are against us so they won’t be. But they should. No one can defeat the Huskies in 60 minutes of football.
Florida Atlantic went 80 yards in 25 seconds and then hooked the game-tying field goal. UConn has nine wins. NINE WINS. Because a team did exactly what every UConn team for the past 15 years would have done. NINE WIN UCONN FOOTBALL.
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 PM
UConn ends the regular season undefeated in regulation and IN A JUST WORLD would be going to the playoff. The powers that be are against us so they won’t be. But they should. No one can defeat the Huskies in 60 minutes of football.
Florida Atlantic went 80 yards in 25 seconds and then hooked the game-tying field goal. UConn has nine wins. NINE WINS. Because a team did exactly what every UConn team for the past 15 years would have done. NINE WIN UCONN FOOTBALL.
November 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Florida Atlantic went 80 yards in 25 seconds and then hooked the game-tying field goal. UConn has nine wins. NINE WINS. Because a team did exactly what every UConn team for the past 15 years would have done. NINE WIN UCONN FOOTBALL.
UConn needs to go 12 yards in 30 seconds to get their ninth win. ESPN+
November 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
UConn needs to go 12 yards in 30 seconds to get their ninth win. ESPN+
I mean, just look at it
November 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I mean, just look at it
Stand Closer to the Three Point Line Project Game 5: I pretend I do not see it.
November 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Stand Closer to the Three Point Line Project Game 5: I pretend I do not see it.
“UConn missed Tarris Reed last night.” Duh, but you can see it. Huskies took 43.3% of shots at rim in first four wins (left). Last night? Just 10.7% of shots within five feet (right). Replaced with floaters and mid-range.
Brutal matchup with AZ’s monster size.
Brutal matchup with AZ’s monster size.
November 20, 2025 at 3:09 PM
“UConn missed Tarris Reed last night.” Duh, but you can see it. Huskies took 43.3% of shots at rim in first four wins (left). Last night? Just 10.7% of shots within five feet (right). Replaced with floaters and mid-range.
Brutal matchup with AZ’s monster size.
Brutal matchup with AZ’s monster size.
College football BlueSky: “Lane Kiffin got an ultimatum from Ole Miss but it’s unclear if there are real conseq…”
[/Politics BlueSky slamming open the door]
“You are not going to believe who Olivia Nuzzi fucked”
[/Politics BlueSky slamming open the door]
“You are not going to believe who Olivia Nuzzi fucked”
November 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
College football BlueSky: “Lane Kiffin got an ultimatum from Ole Miss but it’s unclear if there are real conseq…”
[/Politics BlueSky slamming open the door]
“You are not going to believe who Olivia Nuzzi fucked”
[/Politics BlueSky slamming open the door]
“You are not going to believe who Olivia Nuzzi fucked”
The word hero is thrown around a lot these days but
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November 17, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The word hero is thrown around a lot these days but
THE DENVER BRONCOS
November 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
THE DENVER BRONCOS
BO NIX IS YOUR GOD-KING
It is time for Bo Nix to once and forever seize the crown as the best fourth quarter QB on earth
November 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
BO NIX IS YOUR GOD-KING
It is time for Bo Nix to once and forever seize the crown as the best fourth quarter QB on earth
November 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
It is time for Bo Nix to once and forever seize the crown as the best fourth quarter QB on earth