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Tyler Olander has more national championships than Jim Boeheim.
Since December 14 exactly one opponent has shot better than 34.4% from 3 against Michigan would you like to guess who?
(Wisconsin, who beat them)
(Wisconsin, who beat them)
Obviously Michigan looks awesome but have you considered that they’re merely opposing 3p% variance merchants overdue to regress to the mean?
February 18, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Since December 14 exactly one opponent has shot better than 34.4% from 3 against Michigan would you like to guess who?
(Wisconsin, who beat them)
(Wisconsin, who beat them)
Obviously Michigan looks awesome but have you considered that they’re merely opposing 3p% variance merchants overdue to regress to the mean?
February 18, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Obviously Michigan looks awesome but have you considered that they’re merely opposing 3p% variance merchants overdue to regress to the mean?
Why are college coaches going on viral rants so much? Well, maybe there is one coach in particular, who got a lot of attention for it, and the others noticed. Just a guess!
The other coaches aren’t as good (at coaching, or ranting), but overall it’s great for the sport. 🍿
The other coaches aren’t as good (at coaching, or ranting), but overall it’s great for the sport. 🍿
February 18, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Why are college coaches going on viral rants so much? Well, maybe there is one coach in particular, who got a lot of attention for it, and the others noticed. Just a guess!
The other coaches aren’t as good (at coaching, or ranting), but overall it’s great for the sport. 🍿
The other coaches aren’t as good (at coaching, or ranting), but overall it’s great for the sport. 🍿
If I was ESPN I’d simply use a camera that didn’t have a guy holding up a pom pom in front of it
February 17, 2026 at 4:10 AM
If I was ESPN I’d simply use a camera that didn’t have a guy holding up a pom pom in front of it
I am not saying root for Duke.
I am not saying be happy for Duke.
I am not saying anything good about Duke’s performance.
BUT
lol
I am not saying be happy for Duke.
I am not saying anything good about Duke’s performance.
BUT
lol
February 17, 2026 at 1:40 AM
I am not saying root for Duke.
I am not saying be happy for Duke.
I am not saying anything good about Duke’s performance.
BUT
lol
I am not saying be happy for Duke.
I am not saying anything good about Duke’s performance.
BUT
lol
After defeating Georgetown to move to 14-1, KenPom gives UConn a 25.6% chance to set the Big East wins record.
After defeating Butler to move to 13-1, KenPom gives UConn a 27.7% chance to set the Big East wins record.
After defeating Xavier to move to 12-0, KenPom gives UConn a 12.8% chance to go 20-0 in the Big East.
February 15, 2026 at 3:40 AM
After defeating Georgetown to move to 14-1, KenPom gives UConn a 25.6% chance to set the Big East wins record.
UConn is the first to 69 points this evening. In the Dan Hurley era, UConn is 140-1 (99.29%) when scoring 69 points before their opponent.
Huskies lead Georgetown 69-62, 4:24 remaining.
Huskies lead Georgetown 69-62, 4:24 remaining.
UConn is the first to 69 points this evening. In the Dan Hurley era, UConn is 139-1 (99.28%) when scoring 69 points before their opponent.
Huskies lead Butler 74-62, 4:21 remaining.
Huskies lead Butler 74-62, 4:21 remaining.
UConn was the first to 69 points this evening. In the Dan Hurley era, UConn is 139-1 (99.28%) when scoring 69 points before their opponent.
Huskies THROTTLE Xavier 92-60.
Huskies THROTTLE Xavier 92-60.
February 15, 2026 at 2:55 AM
UConn is the first to 69 points this evening. In the Dan Hurley era, UConn is 140-1 (99.29%) when scoring 69 points before their opponent.
Huskies lead Georgetown 69-62, 4:24 remaining.
Huskies lead Georgetown 69-62, 4:24 remaining.
On the one hand, “everything works better when Solo Ball is dialed in” is not much of an insight because duh.
But on the other hand, everything works better when Solo Ball is dialed in.
But on the other hand, everything works better when Solo Ball is dialed in.
February 15, 2026 at 1:46 AM
On the one hand, “everything works better when Solo Ball is dialed in” is not much of an insight because duh.
But on the other hand, everything works better when Solo Ball is dialed in.
But on the other hand, everything works better when Solo Ball is dialed in.
After defeating Butler to move to 13-1, KenPom gives UConn a 27.7% chance to set the Big East wins record.
After defeating Xavier to move to 12-0, KenPom gives UConn a 12.8% chance to go 20-0 in the Big East.
After defeating Creighton to move to 11-0, KenPom gives UConn a 10.8% chance to go 20-0 in the Big East.
February 12, 2026 at 2:40 AM
After defeating Butler to move to 13-1, KenPom gives UConn a 27.7% chance to set the Big East wins record.
UConn is the first to 69 points this evening. In the Dan Hurley era, UConn is 139-1 (99.28%) when scoring 69 points before their opponent.
Huskies lead Butler 74-62, 4:21 remaining.
Huskies lead Butler 74-62, 4:21 remaining.
UConn was the first to 69 points this evening. In the Dan Hurley era, UConn is 139-1 (99.28%) when scoring 69 points before their opponent.
Huskies THROTTLE Xavier 92-60.
Huskies THROTTLE Xavier 92-60.
UConn was the first to 69 points this evening. In the Dan Hurley era, UConn is 138-1 (99.28%) when scoring 69 points before their opponent.
Huskies beat Creighton 85-58.
Huskies beat Creighton 85-58.
February 12, 2026 at 2:23 AM
UConn is the first to 69 points this evening. In the Dan Hurley era, UConn is 139-1 (99.28%) when scoring 69 points before their opponent.
Huskies lead Butler 74-62, 4:21 remaining.
Huskies lead Butler 74-62, 4:21 remaining.
Everyone else: “this is one of the best seasons of college basketball ever.”
Me and the 30 odd UConn freaks I converse with most: “Rooting for my beloved alma mater, which is 22-2 and Top 10 in KenPom, is the most frustrating experience of my life.”
Me and the 30 odd UConn freaks I converse with most: “Rooting for my beloved alma mater, which is 22-2 and Top 10 in KenPom, is the most frustrating experience of my life.”
February 12, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Everyone else: “this is one of the best seasons of college basketball ever.”
Me and the 30 odd UConn freaks I converse with most: “Rooting for my beloved alma mater, which is 22-2 and Top 10 in KenPom, is the most frustrating experience of my life.”
Me and the 30 odd UConn freaks I converse with most: “Rooting for my beloved alma mater, which is 22-2 and Top 10 in KenPom, is the most frustrating experience of my life.”
This is a real license plate you can now order and put on your car.
February 9, 2026 at 8:49 PM
This is a real license plate you can now order and put on your car.
Settling in to watch my stories
February 9, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Settling in to watch my stories
This is the Patriots’ worst nightmare: playing a team that is good (and not cursed by injury).
February 9, 2026 at 3:02 AM
This is the Patriots’ worst nightmare: playing a team that is good (and not cursed by injury).
I know there is a significant overlap between UConn and Patriots fans and I don’t want you to think that we don’t feel your frustration tonight. Not only do we feel it, but we’re enjoying it immensely. This is wonderful. Absolutely wonderful.
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
I know there is a significant overlap between UConn and Patriots fans and I don’t want you to think that we don’t feel your frustration tonight. Not only do we feel it, but we’re enjoying it immensely. This is wonderful. Absolutely wonderful.
Not going for two. Not catching that punt. Just poor coaching imo.
February 9, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Not going for two. Not catching that punt. Just poor coaching imo.
The simple truth is that 125 million people are bored right now because Bo Nix broke his ankle and each and every one of them are crying out for Bo to get well soon.
February 9, 2026 at 2:27 AM
The simple truth is that 125 million people are bored right now because Bo Nix broke his ankle and each and every one of them are crying out for Bo to get well soon.
Some of you said on this site, (in public!) that Drake Maye deserved to be MVP and wasn’t simply a strength-of-schedule and Bo-Nix-Broken-Ankle merchant
February 9, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Some of you said on this site, (in public!) that Drake Maye deserved to be MVP and wasn’t simply a strength-of-schedule and Bo-Nix-Broken-Ankle merchant
40 year olds the world over, in unison: “IS THAT RICKY MARTIN????”
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
40 year olds the world over, in unison: “IS THAT RICKY MARTIN????”
I’ll be genuinely disappointed if there isn’t an economics Ph.D. candidate out there working on a paper with a title like “Toward a More Shining Moment: Efficient Allocation of Compensation and its Downstream Impact on Competition in Collegiate Basketball”
February 8, 2026 at 4:50 AM
I’ll be genuinely disappointed if there isn’t an economics Ph.D. candidate out there working on a paper with a title like “Toward a More Shining Moment: Efficient Allocation of Compensation and its Downstream Impact on Competition in Collegiate Basketball”
Many are saying “losing on the road against the second best team in your league this weekend” is the cool thing to do and UConn are, once again, trendsetters.
February 8, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Many are saying “losing on the road against the second best team in your league this weekend” is the cool thing to do and UConn are, once again, trendsetters.
When St. John’s picked their dumb new mascot they had separate votes for mascot name and type. One possible combo was Stormy The Red Storm Bear. Instead they have this freak. Disgusting.
February 7, 2026 at 12:10 AM
When St. John’s picked their dumb new mascot they had separate votes for mascot name and type. One possible combo was Stormy The Red Storm Bear. Instead they have this freak. Disgusting.
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February 6, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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February 6, 2026 at 1:47 PM
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