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Tyler Olander has more national championships than Jim Boeheim.
This is a real license plate you can now order and put on your car.
February 9, 2026 at 8:49 PM
This is a real license plate you can now order and put on your car.
Settling in to watch my stories
February 9, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Settling in to watch my stories
This is the Patriots’ worst nightmare: playing a team that is good (and not cursed by injury).
February 9, 2026 at 3:02 AM
This is the Patriots’ worst nightmare: playing a team that is good (and not cursed by injury).
I know there is a significant overlap between UConn and Patriots fans and I don’t want you to think that we don’t feel your frustration tonight. Not only do we feel it, but we’re enjoying it immensely. This is wonderful. Absolutely wonderful.
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
I know there is a significant overlap between UConn and Patriots fans and I don’t want you to think that we don’t feel your frustration tonight. Not only do we feel it, but we’re enjoying it immensely. This is wonderful. Absolutely wonderful.
Not going for two. Not catching that punt. Just poor coaching imo.
February 9, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Not going for two. Not catching that punt. Just poor coaching imo.
The simple truth is that 125 million people are bored right now because Bo Nix broke his ankle and each and every one of them are crying out for Bo to get well soon.
February 9, 2026 at 2:27 AM
The simple truth is that 125 million people are bored right now because Bo Nix broke his ankle and each and every one of them are crying out for Bo to get well soon.
Some of you said on this site, (in public!) that Drake Maye deserved to be MVP and wasn’t simply a strength-of-schedule and Bo-Nix-Broken-Ankle merchant
February 9, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Some of you said on this site, (in public!) that Drake Maye deserved to be MVP and wasn’t simply a strength-of-schedule and Bo-Nix-Broken-Ankle merchant
40 year olds the world over, in unison: “IS THAT RICKY MARTIN????”
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
40 year olds the world over, in unison: “IS THAT RICKY MARTIN????”
I’ll be genuinely disappointed if there isn’t an economics Ph.D. candidate out there working on a paper with a title like “Toward a More Shining Moment: Efficient Allocation of Compensation and its Downstream Impact on Competition in Collegiate Basketball”
February 8, 2026 at 4:50 AM
I’ll be genuinely disappointed if there isn’t an economics Ph.D. candidate out there working on a paper with a title like “Toward a More Shining Moment: Efficient Allocation of Compensation and its Downstream Impact on Competition in Collegiate Basketball”
Many are saying “losing on the road against the second best team in your league this weekend” is the cool thing to do and UConn are, once again, trendsetters.
February 8, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Many are saying “losing on the road against the second best team in your league this weekend” is the cool thing to do and UConn are, once again, trendsetters.
When St. John’s picked their dumb new mascot they had separate votes for mascot name and type. One possible combo was Stormy The Red Storm Bear. Instead they have this freak. Disgusting.
February 7, 2026 at 12:10 AM
When St. John’s picked their dumb new mascot they had separate votes for mascot name and type. One possible combo was Stormy The Red Storm Bear. Instead they have this freak. Disgusting.
It’s real, and it’s spectacular @homefield.bsky.social
February 6, 2026 at 10:48 PM
It’s real, and it’s spectacular @homefield.bsky.social
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February 6, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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February 6, 2026 at 1:47 PM
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Looking forward to the unhinged forensic analysis from a Pats fan claiming Herbert’s name was next to Maye on the ballot and we have a mistaken vote situation
February 6, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Looking forward to the unhinged forensic analysis from a Pats fan claiming Herbert’s name was next to Maye on the ballot and we have a mistaken vote situation
In KenPom the Big East is closer to the Mountain West than it is the SEC or B1G. It is just barely (.02) away from that being true for the Big 12 as well.
Top three teams projected to collectively go 48-12, which includes six losses amongst themselves. Disgusting league.
Top three teams projected to collectively go 48-12, which includes six losses amongst themselves. Disgusting league.
February 5, 2026 at 3:39 AM
In KenPom the Big East is closer to the Mountain West than it is the SEC or B1G. It is just barely (.02) away from that being true for the Big 12 as well.
Top three teams projected to collectively go 48-12, which includes six losses amongst themselves. Disgusting league.
Top three teams projected to collectively go 48-12, which includes six losses amongst themselves. Disgusting league.
The Knicks simply shouldn’t have committed a blatant foul at a key moment imo
February 5, 2026 at 2:53 AM
The Knicks simply shouldn’t have committed a blatant foul at a key moment imo
After defeating Xavier to move to 12-0, KenPom gives UConn a 12.8% chance to go 20-0 in the Big East.
After defeating Creighton to move to 11-0, KenPom gives UConn a 10.8% chance to go 20-0 in the Big East.
After defeating Providence to move to 10-0, KenPom gives UConn a 5.3% chance to go 20-0 in the Big East.
February 4, 2026 at 2:55 AM
After defeating Xavier to move to 12-0, KenPom gives UConn a 12.8% chance to go 20-0 in the Big East.
UConn up from 10 to 8 in the spreadsheet. Offense up from 28 to 26.
Blowing out teams is good!
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February 4, 2026 at 2:17 AM
UConn up from 10 to 8 in the spreadsheet. Offense up from 28 to 26.
Blowing out teams is good!
(•_•)
<) )╯ Covered
/ \
(•_•)
\( (> The
/ \
(•_•)
<) )╯KenPom Spread
/ \
Blowing out teams is good!
(•_•)
<) )╯ Covered
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And Fanta coming in with the cleanup. Kids were in bed, no harm, no foul.
February 4, 2026 at 2:14 AM
And Fanta coming in with the cleanup. Kids were in bed, no harm, no foul.
Dan Hurley swore on TV again. John Fanta gave him the all clear even though NBC Sports was broadcasting.
February 4, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Dan Hurley swore on TV again. John Fanta gave him the all clear even though NBC Sports was broadcasting.
UConn was the first to 69 points this evening. In the Dan Hurley era, UConn is 139-1 (99.28%) when scoring 69 points before their opponent.
Huskies THROTTLE Xavier 92-60.
Huskies THROTTLE Xavier 92-60.
UConn was the first to 69 points this evening. In the Dan Hurley era, UConn is 138-1 (99.28%) when scoring 69 points before their opponent.
Huskies beat Creighton 85-58.
Huskies beat Creighton 85-58.
UConn is the first to 69 points this evening. In the Dan Hurley era, UConn is 136-1 (99.27%) when scoring 69 points before their opponent.
Huskies lead Providence 72-66 with five minutes to go.
Huskies lead Providence 72-66 with five minutes to go.
February 4, 2026 at 2:10 AM
UConn was the first to 69 points this evening. In the Dan Hurley era, UConn is 139-1 (99.28%) when scoring 69 points before their opponent.
Huskies THROTTLE Xavier 92-60.
Huskies THROTTLE Xavier 92-60.
Many of them are very good and loyal UConn fans who are just “sick of my shit” which, to be fair, I get
These haters, do they claim to be UConn fans?
February 4, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Many of them are very good and loyal UConn fans who are just “sick of my shit” which, to be fair, I get
Me: “UConn has the potential to womp people and they should actually do it. It’d be more fun.”
My haters, of which there are many: “Will you shut up you miserable spreadsheet-obsessed bastard?”
But I gotta say, I was right!
My haters, of which there are many: “Will you shut up you miserable spreadsheet-obsessed bastard?”
But I gotta say, I was right!
February 4, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Me: “UConn has the potential to womp people and they should actually do it. It’d be more fun.”
My haters, of which there are many: “Will you shut up you miserable spreadsheet-obsessed bastard?”
But I gotta say, I was right!
My haters, of which there are many: “Will you shut up you miserable spreadsheet-obsessed bastard?”
But I gotta say, I was right!
It’s a dog, and he’s serving pizza, and it’s on a @homefield.bsky.social shirt.
February 3, 2026 at 2:41 PM
It’s a dog, and he’s serving pizza, and it’s on a @homefield.bsky.social shirt.