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OH MY @homefield.bsky.social you didn’t have to go this hard
November 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
OH MY @homefield.bsky.social you didn’t have to go this hard
Ohio State paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to not play UConn this year. Only the Buckeyes know why. But I think we all have a pretty good idea!
November 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Ohio State paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to not play UConn this year. Only the Buckeyes know why. But I think we all have a pretty good idea!
Syracuse murdered the Big East to “protect its football program.” They’ve played in four bowl games since they betrayed the league. UConn will match that bowl total this year. UConn has had a bit more basketball success though. 😎
November 23, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Syracuse murdered the Big East to “protect its football program.” They’ve played in four bowl games since they betrayed the league. UConn will match that bowl total this year. UConn has had a bit more basketball success though. 😎
I mean, just look at it
November 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I mean, just look at it
Stand Closer to the Three Point Line Project Game 5: I pretend I do not see it.
November 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Stand Closer to the Three Point Line Project Game 5: I pretend I do not see it.
“UConn missed Tarris Reed last night.” Duh, but you can see it. Huskies took 43.3% of shots at rim in first four wins (left). Last night? Just 10.7% of shots within five feet (right). Replaced with floaters and mid-range.
Brutal matchup with AZ’s monster size.
Brutal matchup with AZ’s monster size.
November 20, 2025 at 3:09 PM
“UConn missed Tarris Reed last night.” Duh, but you can see it. Huskies took 43.3% of shots at rim in first four wins (left). Last night? Just 10.7% of shots within five feet (right). Replaced with floaters and mid-range.
Brutal matchup with AZ’s monster size.
Brutal matchup with AZ’s monster size.
THE DENVER BRONCOS
November 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
THE DENVER BRONCOS
November 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Stand Closer to the Three Point Line Project Game 4: Only three deep threes! And they made them! Sure!
November 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Stand Closer to the Three Point Line Project Game 4: Only three deep threes! And they made them! Sure!
Firmly of the belief that UConn cannot lose when I wear a shirt that looks this cool
November 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Firmly of the belief that UConn cannot lose when I wear a shirt that looks this cool
Dan Hurley draws up gorgeous ATO sets but also sometimes the other team just sucks. This is the second one of those.
November 16, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Dan Hurley draws up gorgeous ATO sets but also sometimes the other team just sucks. This is the second one of those.
I was cautiously optimistic about this UConn team but holy shit.
And they don’t even have Braylon Mullins yet.
And they don’t even have Braylon Mullins yet.
November 16, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I was cautiously optimistic about this UConn team but holy shit.
And they don’t even have Braylon Mullins yet.
And they don’t even have Braylon Mullins yet.
In a remarkable turn of events, computers have beaten “guys haphazardly filling out an AP ballot based on vibes” for the 1,784th straight time.
November 12, 2025 at 4:55 AM
In a remarkable turn of events, computers have beaten “guys haphazardly filling out an AP ballot based on vibes” for the 1,784th straight time.
Ah well, nevertheless
November 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Ah well, nevertheless
Stand Closer to the Three Point Line Project Game 3: UConn shot many more deep 3s than I would like, but they hit enough of them that I can’t be annoying about it. Worst possible outcome for posts. Alex, who I love, continues to be the worst offender.
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Stand Closer to the Three Point Line Project Game 3: UConn shot many more deep 3s than I would like, but they hit enough of them that I can’t be annoying about it. Worst possible outcome for posts. Alex, who I love, continues to be the worst offender.
UConn charts through three games.
Low-major competition but UConn’s offense looks beautiful. Huskies are taking 83% of shots at rim or from 3. And hitting those shots in 94th percentile.
On D, opponents thrive in Bullshit City, but whatever, you want them to take those shots.
Low-major competition but UConn’s offense looks beautiful. Huskies are taking 83% of shots at rim or from 3. And hitting those shots in 94th percentile.
On D, opponents thrive in Bullshit City, but whatever, you want them to take those shots.
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
UConn charts through three games.
Low-major competition but UConn’s offense looks beautiful. Huskies are taking 83% of shots at rim or from 3. And hitting those shots in 94th percentile.
On D, opponents thrive in Bullshit City, but whatever, you want them to take those shots.
Low-major competition but UConn’s offense looks beautiful. Huskies are taking 83% of shots at rim or from 3. And hitting those shots in 94th percentile.
On D, opponents thrive in Bullshit City, but whatever, you want them to take those shots.
Big East Simpsons bits season has returned
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Big East Simpsons bits season has returned
AP votes are in. UConn, which is third with three first place votes, hit every stop from 1-6, and a few outliers had them 9 and 10.
November 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
AP votes are in. UConn, which is third with three first place votes, hit every stop from 1-6, and a few outliers had them 9 and 10.
That’s right Brett McMurphy
November 9, 2025 at 3:18 AM
That’s right Brett McMurphy
St. John’s is so much worse than I thought
November 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
St. John’s is so much worse than I thought
Stand Closer to the Three Point Line Project Game 2: UConn stood closer (only one shot further than 25 ft) and delivered an ass beating for the history books. Probably a lesson there!
November 8, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Stand Closer to the Three Point Line Project Game 2: UConn stood closer (only one shot further than 25 ft) and delivered an ass beating for the history books. Probably a lesson there!
UConn beat UMass Lowell by 63 and was at one point up 44-3 so the heat maps were always going to be comical but great googly moogly
November 8, 2025 at 1:47 PM
UConn beat UMass Lowell by 63 and was at one point up 44-3 so the heat maps were always going to be comical but great googly moogly
If you sort @barttorvik.bsky.social to just yesterday UConn basically has a perfect score
November 8, 2025 at 1:35 PM
If you sort @barttorvik.bsky.social to just yesterday UConn basically has a perfect score
UConn is beating them so bad they’re going to strip Lowell of flagship status and give it to Amherst lol
November 8, 2025 at 2:25 AM
UConn is beating them so bad they’re going to strip Lowell of flagship status and give it to Amherst lol
KenPom had UConn favored by 30. At halftime the lead is…. more than that
November 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
KenPom had UConn favored by 30. At halftime the lead is…. more than that