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JonCee71
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"Man, I miss the '70s!"
Hunkered down & laying low.
Prefer to think I reside in South Canada
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My man looks like he got a moving violation on a velocipede
December 29, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Tips on getting rid of your Wet Man
December 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Actually, it's exactly the duty of an artist. To take a stand through their art.
"Any artist cancelling their show at the Trump Kennedy Center over political differences isn't courageous or principled—they are selfish, intolerant, and have failed to meet the basic duty of a public artist: to perform for all people"- Kennedy Center spokesperson Roma Daravi
Kennedy Center vows to sue musician who canceled performance over Trump name change
The Kennedy Center is planning legal action after jazz musician Chuck Redd canceled an annual holiday concert. Redd pulled out after President Trump's name appeared on the building.
www.npr.org
December 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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You make time feel like a suggestion.
December 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Merry Christmas! Please enjoy the opening to this Japanese Christmas concert special that I watch every year.

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December 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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If the answer isn't "add seven more plants," then I guess I just don't understand interior design.
December 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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I left cookies out for my Wet Man and he didn’t eat them. Should I be worried?
December 26, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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This is the true spirit of the season:
Merry Christmas! Please enjoy the opening to this Japanese Christmas concert special that I watch every year.

As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet
December 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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I love that every Christmas song has a section where they just gave up on the lyrics.
December 25, 2024 at 12:02 AM
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Lol
- Housebroken
- Great with kids and adults
- Thrice-divorced
- Masters in English Literature
- Marxist
- Loves to cuddle
December 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Don’t whish me a Merry Christmas after talking shit behind my back all year. You are Feliz Navidead to me.
December 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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My new subscription to @theonion.com just arrived and includes a pullout section of wrapping paper
December 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Only the people you love can really make life unendurable to you.

—Agatha Christie, Crooked House
December 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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I, for one, am looking forward to the new U.S.S. Catturd
December 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Banger after banger. Amazing stuff
December 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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The Wayback Machine was a solution to a problem that shouldn’t have existed.

Listen as OGs & advocates explore the past, present & future of the open web on the Future Knowledge #podcast.

🎧Listen & Subscribe ⤵️
futureknowledge.transistor.fm/episodes/the...
December 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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December 21, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Satan, Santa, and Santana- Unplugged
December 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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the epstein files as rick owens fall/winter 2024
December 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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As someone who is currently on my way to also looking like Elvis in his final year, this speaks to me. We should all let the Wet Man in our hearts.
Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
December 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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People are coming out of the woodwork to call me the “King of Christmas.” Very humiliating for @philbraun.bsky.social
Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
December 15, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Wrote about how the late, great Rob Reiner had the most impossible 7-movie beginning to any director's career, and yet that's not even what he was most famous for:
December 15, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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Ladies, Gentlemen and Gentlethems,
I have an announcement to make:

It’s warm enough in the PNW that I’m sleeping with my bedroom window open

Thank you for your attention to this matter
December 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM