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hi everyone. sorry to do it like this. i recently have had a mild aneurysm, due to many years of high stress and related heart issues.
medical costs have skyrocketed out of my control. if you can, i am humbly asking for assistance covering these costs. paypal.me/jamesroachmusic
medical costs have skyrocketed out of my control. if you can, i am humbly asking for assistance covering these costs. paypal.me/jamesroachmusic
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January 4, 2026 at 6:47 PM
hi everyone. sorry to do it like this. i recently have had a mild aneurysm, due to many years of high stress and related heart issues.
medical costs have skyrocketed out of my control. if you can, i am humbly asking for assistance covering these costs. paypal.me/jamesroachmusic
medical costs have skyrocketed out of my control. if you can, i am humbly asking for assistance covering these costs. paypal.me/jamesroachmusic
Holy shit. This is why the kids are saying 6-7!?!?
January 1, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Holy shit. This is why the kids are saying 6-7!?!?
Happy Halloween #7 everyone. May you stay warm and toasty welcoming in the new year.
December 31, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Happy Halloween #7 everyone. May you stay warm and toasty welcoming in the new year.
I ate a bloomin' onion last night and it was good. Curious why more things aren't made bloomin'.
December 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I ate a bloomin' onion last night and it was good. Curious why more things aren't made bloomin'.
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
December 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
I left cookies out for my Wet Man and he didn’t eat them. Should I be worried?
December 26, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I left cookies out for my Wet Man and he didn’t eat them. Should I be worried?
I saw there were Tux and Fanny paintings when I ordered a VHS of Eyeballs in the Darkness. I told my wife I loved this one because it makes me think that could be of her and I sitting out on a rock staring into the horizon together. And she gave me it for Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I saw there were Tux and Fanny paintings when I ordered a VHS of Eyeballs in the Darkness. I told my wife I loved this one because it makes me think that could be of her and I sitting out on a rock staring into the horizon together. And she gave me it for Christmas.
I spread the joy of gremlins time with my family Christmas cards this year.
December 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I spread the joy of gremlins time with my family Christmas cards this year.
Simply having a terrible piss-mas time.
December 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Simply having a terrible piss-mas time.
My kid found out how to draw the ancient symbols.
December 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
My kid found out how to draw the ancient symbols.
Time moves so fast. Oldest kid turns 11 today.
December 16, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Time moves so fast. Oldest kid turns 11 today.
Got this cool little guy from @primordialcreatures.art to protect my work office from bad vibes.
December 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Got this cool little guy from @primordialcreatures.art to protect my work office from bad vibes.
Well deserved. America really seems to be in a Wet Man moment.
December 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Well deserved. America really seems to be in a Wet Man moment.
Hello, my name is Carl. Today I was engulfed in a brand. But it’s ok. I’m warm, cozy and ready to fall asleep. Like a good cup of tea. Or some warm milk. And @joepera.bsky.social seems like a nice guy even if he tempts me with consumerism.
December 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Hello, my name is Carl. Today I was engulfed in a brand. But it’s ok. I’m warm, cozy and ready to fall asleep. Like a good cup of tea. Or some warm milk. And @joepera.bsky.social seems like a nice guy even if he tempts me with consumerism.
Special thanks to @albertbirney.bsky.social for the bonus with my Eyeballs in the Darkness VHS tape (#14/22!). The collection is growing.
December 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Special thanks to @albertbirney.bsky.social for the bonus with my Eyeballs in the Darkness VHS tape (#14/22!). The collection is growing.
This is going to be up there with Hot Dad’s “A Taco Bell Christmas” on my holiday playlist every year.
Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
December 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
This is going to be up there with Hot Dad’s “A Taco Bell Christmas” on my holiday playlist every year.
Realizing my choices today made me look Smurf-ish.
December 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Realizing my choices today made me look Smurf-ish.
What I would give for a McDonalds Egg Nog Shake right now.
Probably like...$5 or so. But dang, I miss them.
Probably like...$5 or so. But dang, I miss them.
December 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
What I would give for a McDonalds Egg Nog Shake right now.
Probably like...$5 or so. But dang, I miss them.
Probably like...$5 or so. But dang, I miss them.
Glad Nick is alive, even if I still have questions about the Mr Bean Themed Bar in Vietnam.
December 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Glad Nick is alive, even if I still have questions about the Mr Bean Themed Bar in Vietnam.
Reposted by Carl Kloster
Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
Fellowship
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December 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
These zines are so fun to flip through and explore. Add more weirdos and more fun surprises to things. It just makes everything more memorable and fun.
Got a big sale happening! 25% off everything in my online shop. Lots of TTRPG zines and the hardcover Dragon Town collection too! Check it out: jpcoovert.com
November 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
These zines are so fun to flip through and explore. Add more weirdos and more fun surprises to things. It just makes everything more memorable and fun.
Dropped holiday cards in the mailbox this morning. I think that is the earliest I’ve ever had them done.
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Dropped holiday cards in the mailbox this morning. I think that is the earliest I’ve ever had them done.
They should open one of these in Chicago.
Secrets of the universe explained
November 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
They should open one of these in Chicago.
There's less than 24 minutes until the premiere of SNL Cuatro. I didn't go see it live but I saw watched a rough cut and it was great. Looking forward to seeing the final version and experiencing it all over again. (plus I sent in a couple graphics to be in it.)
Saturday Nick Lutsko CUATRO: Live at Barking Legs Theater
YouTube video by Nick Lutsko
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November 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
There's less than 24 minutes until the premiere of SNL Cuatro. I didn't go see it live but I saw watched a rough cut and it was great. Looking forward to seeing the final version and experiencing it all over again. (plus I sent in a couple graphics to be in it.)