I left cookies out for my Wet Man and he didn’t eat them. Should I be worried?
December 26, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I left cookies out for my Wet Man and he didn’t eat them. Should I be worried?
I saw there were Tux and Fanny paintings when I ordered a VHS of Eyeballs in the Darkness. I told my wife I loved this one because it makes me think that could be of her and I sitting out on a rock staring into the horizon together. And she gave me it for Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I saw there were Tux and Fanny paintings when I ordered a VHS of Eyeballs in the Darkness. I told my wife I loved this one because it makes me think that could be of her and I sitting out on a rock staring into the horizon together. And she gave me it for Christmas.
I spread the joy of gremlins time with my family Christmas cards this year.
December 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I spread the joy of gremlins time with my family Christmas cards this year.
Simply having a terrible piss-mas time.
December 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Simply having a terrible piss-mas time.
My kid found out how to draw the ancient symbols.
December 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
My kid found out how to draw the ancient symbols.
Time moves so fast. Oldest kid turns 11 today.
December 16, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Time moves so fast. Oldest kid turns 11 today.
Got this cool little guy from @primordialcreatures.art to protect my work office from bad vibes.
December 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Got this cool little guy from @primordialcreatures.art to protect my work office from bad vibes.
Well deserved. America really seems to be in a Wet Man moment.
December 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Well deserved. America really seems to be in a Wet Man moment.
Hello, my name is Carl. Today I was engulfed in a brand. But it’s ok. I’m warm, cozy and ready to fall asleep. Like a good cup of tea. Or some warm milk. And @joepera.bsky.social seems like a nice guy even if he tempts me with consumerism.
December 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Hello, my name is Carl. Today I was engulfed in a brand. But it’s ok. I’m warm, cozy and ready to fall asleep. Like a good cup of tea. Or some warm milk. And @joepera.bsky.social seems like a nice guy even if he tempts me with consumerism.
Special thanks to @albertbirney.bsky.social for the bonus with my Eyeballs in the Darkness VHS tape (#14/22!). The collection is growing.
December 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Special thanks to @albertbirney.bsky.social for the bonus with my Eyeballs in the Darkness VHS tape (#14/22!). The collection is growing.
This is going to be up there with Hot Dad’s “A Taco Bell Christmas” on my holiday playlist every year.
Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
December 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
This is going to be up there with Hot Dad’s “A Taco Bell Christmas” on my holiday playlist every year.
Realizing my choices today made me look Smurf-ish.
December 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Realizing my choices today made me look Smurf-ish.
What I would give for a McDonalds Egg Nog Shake right now.
Probably like...$5 or so. But dang, I miss them.
Probably like...$5 or so. But dang, I miss them.
December 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
What I would give for a McDonalds Egg Nog Shake right now.
Probably like...$5 or so. But dang, I miss them.
Probably like...$5 or so. But dang, I miss them.
Glad Nick is alive, even if I still have questions about the Mr Bean Themed Bar in Vietnam.
December 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Glad Nick is alive, even if I still have questions about the Mr Bean Themed Bar in Vietnam.
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Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
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December 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
These zines are so fun to flip through and explore. Add more weirdos and more fun surprises to things. It just makes everything more memorable and fun.
Got a big sale happening! 25% off everything in my online shop. Lots of TTRPG zines and the hardcover Dragon Town collection too! Check it out: jpcoovert.com
November 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
These zines are so fun to flip through and explore. Add more weirdos and more fun surprises to things. It just makes everything more memorable and fun.
Dropped holiday cards in the mailbox this morning. I think that is the earliest I’ve ever had them done.
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Dropped holiday cards in the mailbox this morning. I think that is the earliest I’ve ever had them done.
They should open one of these in Chicago.
Secrets of the universe explained
November 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
They should open one of these in Chicago.
There's less than 24 minutes until the premiere of SNL Cuatro. I didn't go see it live but I saw watched a rough cut and it was great. Looking forward to seeing the final version and experiencing it all over again. (plus I sent in a couple graphics to be in it.)
Saturday Nick Lutsko CUATRO: Live at Barking Legs Theater
YouTube video by Nick Lutsko
www.youtube.com
November 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
There's less than 24 minutes until the premiere of SNL Cuatro. I didn't go see it live but I saw watched a rough cut and it was great. Looking forward to seeing the final version and experiencing it all over again. (plus I sent in a couple graphics to be in it.)
Reposted by Carl Kloster
Can’t wait for the surprise reveal of Jack Black playing Tingle in the Zelda movie.
November 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Can’t wait for the surprise reveal of Jack Black playing Tingle in the Zelda movie.
@warnerbrospictures.bsky.social Please reach out to this man and make things right. #Gremlins3 #DoItForDesmond
Is Steven Spielberg on bluesky?
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
@warnerbrospictures.bsky.social Please reach out to this man and make things right. #Gremlins3 #DoItForDesmond
Be there or be a cuatro sided polygon with sides of equal lengths and cuatro 90 degree angles.
November 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Be there or be a cuatro sided polygon with sides of equal lengths and cuatro 90 degree angles.
Reposted by Carl Kloster
Looking for feedback on my new viral skit
November 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Looking for feedback on my new viral skit
Reposted by Carl Kloster
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November 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
i didnt want to do it like this, but a series of recent testing and medical procedures has left me in a difficult financial situation that needs to be resolved in the next two days.
i am humbly asking for some help, if you can spare it. paypal.me/jamesroachmusic
i am humbly asking for some help, if you can spare it. paypal.me/jamesroachmusic