Carl Kloster
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Carl Kloster
@threepixel.bsky.social
Just a dad I guess.
Mood:
January 3, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Holy shit. This is why the kids are saying 6-7!?!?
January 1, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Happy Halloween #7 everyone. May you stay warm and toasty welcoming in the new year.
December 31, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
December 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
December 26, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I left cookies out for my Wet Man and he didn’t eat them. Should I be worried?
December 26, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I saw there were Tux and Fanny paintings when I ordered a VHS of Eyeballs in the Darkness. I told my wife I loved this one because it makes me think that could be of her and I sitting out on a rock staring into the horizon together. And she gave me it for Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I spread the joy of gremlins time with my family Christmas cards this year.
December 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
My kid found out how to draw the ancient symbols.
December 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Time moves so fast. Oldest kid turns 11 today.
December 16, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Got this cool little guy from @primordialcreatures.art to protect my work office from bad vibes.
December 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Hello, my name is Carl. Today I was engulfed in a brand. But it’s ok. I’m warm, cozy and ready to fall asleep. Like a good cup of tea. Or some warm milk. And @joepera.bsky.social seems like a nice guy even if he tempts me with consumerism.
December 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Special thanks to @albertbirney.bsky.social for the bonus with my Eyeballs in the Darkness VHS tape (#14/22!). The collection is growing.
December 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Realizing my choices today made me look Smurf-ish.
December 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
19th anniversary today. I have bought white roses every anniversary since she walked down the isle with white roses. We have made a good team, and I look forward to many more years together.
October 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Drove down to Chattanooga to meet @nicklutsko.bsky.social and see the show at the Barrelhouse Ballroom. What a wonderful time. Great show and met a bunch of great people. Worth the drive for sure.
October 20, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Started doodling and all of a sudden it was Ernest.
October 12, 2025 at 9:08 PM
When you go to bake a loaf and instead get buns.
September 28, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Just found this in my mailbox. Can’t wait to give it a listen.
September 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
DUDE.
September 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Finally updating my iOS contact poster to something more flattering.
September 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
New Apple product day, so enjoy this unused Apple style product slide from the keynote I made for the All On Red music video.

youtu.be/0yBrVztvfeU?...
September 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
September 1, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Woah, I was so enraptured in the concert I forgot to update the meter!
August 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
We are moving right along folks.
August 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM