@johnmatrix1111.bsky.social
Reposted
donald trump watching 8MM and screaming "NO!" at his TV when nicholas cage kills Machine
December 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
donald trump watching 8MM and screaming "NO!" at his TV when nicholas cage kills Machine
Reposted
fuck the Democratic party 👍
As Trump drags us into an Iraq-style war in Venezuela, 312 members of the House — including 115 Democrats — just voted to authorize over $900 billion in military spending.
December 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
fuck the Democratic party 👍
Reposted
Not technically allowed to say what I think should happen to everyone involved in the boat strikes but I think we all know what it is and that it should definitely happen
November 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Not technically allowed to say what I think should happen to everyone involved in the boat strikes but I think we all know what it is and that it should definitely happen
Reposted
Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
Reposted
Dems should be reaching out to every fired/retired/forced quit Fed worker who ever dealt with DOGE and be like 'Write down everything you know, everything you remember, every name, every meeting, because we are coming after that tribe of broccoli haired fucks and their overlord real soon'
hey don't be so hard on yourselves; it delivered oceans of sensitive government and citizen data to billionaires
Musk’s DOGE Quietly Killed Off After Delivering Almost Nothing
The agency disbanded eight months ahead of schedule.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Dems should be reaching out to every fired/retired/forced quit Fed worker who ever dealt with DOGE and be like 'Write down everything you know, everything you remember, every name, every meeting, because we are coming after that tribe of broccoli haired fucks and their overlord real soon'
Reposted
Seeing how much of the right-wing on Twitter is just bot farms, kinda lays bare how much hate and hatred is a project that needs to be constantly maintained, a fire that needs to be fed all the time lest it go out for a moment, so much time, effort, and resources to keep people angry and hateful.
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Seeing how much of the right-wing on Twitter is just bot farms, kinda lays bare how much hate and hatred is a project that needs to be constantly maintained, a fire that needs to be fed all the time lest it go out for a moment, so much time, effort, and resources to keep people angry and hateful.
Reposted
I stay up late when I’m very tired because suffering makes you cool and attractive
November 22, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I stay up late when I’m very tired because suffering makes you cool and attractive
Reposted
Me, asleep on a plane, being woken up by the attendant asking if I want a bag of nuts
November 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Me, asleep on a plane, being woken up by the attendant asking if I want a bag of nuts
Reposted
Reposted
THE INVENTOR OF BAD NEWS: what if you could be sitting down
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
THE INVENTOR OF BAD NEWS: what if you could be sitting down
Reposted
republicans believe poor people deserve to suffer because they're lazy and weak, whereas the democrats have a much lengthier explanation
November 15, 2025 at 10:34 AM
republicans believe poor people deserve to suffer because they're lazy and weak, whereas the democrats have a much lengthier explanation
Reposted
when you wear a size 9.5 shoe but the 8.5 was on sale
November 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
when you wear a size 9.5 shoe but the 8.5 was on sale
Reposted
please stop arguing in the replies of a post I made two weeks ago. I was but a child
December 24, 2024 at 2:43 AM
please stop arguing in the replies of a post I made two weeks ago. I was but a child
Reposted
I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
Reposted
what a headline www.404media.co/nancy-pelosi...
One of the Greatest Wall Street Investors of All Time Announces Retirement
Nancy Pelosi’s trades over the years have been so good that a startup was created to allow investors to directly mirror her portfolio.
www.404media.co
November 6, 2025 at 9:04 PM
what a headline www.404media.co/nancy-pelosi...
Reposted
China bought 22,130,000 tons of soy beans from the US last year. This year they bought zero because of the tariffs.
Trump: "We made a wonderful deal for everybody. Our farmers, as you know, with the soybeans at levels that nobody has ever seen before. If we didn't have the tariffs, we wouldn't have been able to do that."
November 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
China bought 22,130,000 tons of soy beans from the US last year. This year they bought zero because of the tariffs.
Reposted
watching election results come in
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
watching election results come in
Reposted
CNN ANCHOR: As President Trump's approval ratings drop, how can Democrats harness the protest movements we see today?
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.
November 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
CNN ANCHOR: As President Trump's approval ratings drop, how can Democrats harness the protest movements we see today?
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.
Reposted
![Baby hogs in some kind of street gutter with closed captions saying “[HELL YEAH] guys hanging out”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:z4llsx425l4htoylyyx6iam3/bafkreiecjjljme6w4cpcezg5bjzprrzsvywhburacnhde7rhcj62iqtkie@jpeg)
Reposted
can't stop laughing at this
October 31, 2025 at 5:16 PM
can't stop laughing at this
Reposted
trump: he's called the babdook and no one knows why he comes. frankly i don't think we'll ever know. bobby, did you want to say something
rfk: the babadook is a manifestation of grief. if you can process that grief, he leaves. he usually doesn't come back
trump: wow
rfk: the babadook is a manifestation of grief. if you can process that grief, he leaves. he usually doesn't come back
trump: wow
October 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM
trump: he's called the babdook and no one knows why he comes. frankly i don't think we'll ever know. bobby, did you want to say something
rfk: the babadook is a manifestation of grief. if you can process that grief, he leaves. he usually doesn't come back
trump: wow
rfk: the babadook is a manifestation of grief. if you can process that grief, he leaves. he usually doesn't come back
trump: wow
Reposted
In America, all the men who pride themselves on being Alpha and Masculine have volunteered to be the mewling houseboys of a prissy old pedophile who didn't know their names even before the seventeen strokes he's had this year.
October 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
In America, all the men who pride themselves on being Alpha and Masculine have volunteered to be the mewling houseboys of a prissy old pedophile who didn't know their names even before the seventeen strokes he's had this year.
Reposted
Inside the Hermitage, the winter palace where Tsar Nicholas II and his family lived before they were executed—in a country where Russians were starving.
October 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Inside the Hermitage, the winter palace where Tsar Nicholas II and his family lived before they were executed—in a country where Russians were starving.