JoeYo
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Your god wants fast-talking preachers with slick hair to buy private jets. My god doesn’t need to be called god and listens to A Love Supreme with you
January 14, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Your god wants fast-talking preachers with slick hair to buy private jets. My god doesn’t need to be called god and listens to A Love Supreme with you
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New house is powered almost entirely by an ancient obelisk out the back I’m saving so much money
January 14, 2026 at 2:37 AM
New house is powered almost entirely by an ancient obelisk out the back I’m saving so much money
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FROM: john@cpncrunch.com
TIME: 4:21pm
SUBJECT: re: berries
The cereal. It's all crunch berries
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FROM: mgmt@cpncrunch.com
TIME: 3:28pm
SUBJECT: re: berries
what
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FROM: john@cpncrnch.com
TIME: 3:27pm
SUBJECT: berries
It's all berries
TIME: 4:21pm
SUBJECT: re: berries
The cereal. It's all crunch berries
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FROM: mgmt@cpncrunch.com
TIME: 3:28pm
SUBJECT: re: berries
what
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FROM: john@cpncrnch.com
TIME: 3:27pm
SUBJECT: berries
It's all berries
February 20, 2024 at 9:06 PM
FROM: john@cpncrunch.com
TIME: 4:21pm
SUBJECT: re: berries
The cereal. It's all crunch berries
________________________________
FROM: mgmt@cpncrunch.com
TIME: 3:28pm
SUBJECT: re: berries
what
__________________________________
FROM: john@cpncrnch.com
TIME: 3:27pm
SUBJECT: berries
It's all berries
TIME: 4:21pm
SUBJECT: re: berries
The cereal. It's all crunch berries
________________________________
FROM: mgmt@cpncrunch.com
TIME: 3:28pm
SUBJECT: re: berries
what
__________________________________
FROM: john@cpncrnch.com
TIME: 3:27pm
SUBJECT: berries
It's all berries
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work talk. i have a lot of respect for out of office auto-replies that are like "i am gone until 1/5. i am not checking emails." with 0 other info. no one wants to say it, but this type of boundary-setting should be standard practice
December 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
work talk. i have a lot of respect for out of office auto-replies that are like "i am gone until 1/5. i am not checking emails." with 0 other info. no one wants to say it, but this type of boundary-setting should be standard practice
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“The grandma was RUNNING! In the street!”
December 24, 2023 at 8:27 PM
“The grandma was RUNNING! In the street!”
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disney should go back to making movies about how it’s ok to steal from rich people
December 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
disney should go back to making movies about how it’s ok to steal from rich people
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30-something women are always vaguely implying there is something fishy about two of my former wives being carried away by big birds. But it's like, there's video evidence of both events? So is the idea that I'm in league with the birds? I'm unlucky, I'm not evil.
January 24, 2024 at 6:25 AM
30-something women are always vaguely implying there is something fishy about two of my former wives being carried away by big birds. But it's like, there's video evidence of both events? So is the idea that I'm in league with the birds? I'm unlucky, I'm not evil.
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sharks, i come today with an opportunity for you to invest in a cask of the finest amontillado in the world. please follow me into the catacombs so you can try it for yourselves
December 11, 2025 at 10:01 PM
sharks, i come today with an opportunity for you to invest in a cask of the finest amontillado in the world. please follow me into the catacombs so you can try it for yourselves
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Let the HOA know I’ll see them in court
November 19, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Let the HOA know I’ll see them in court
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Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."
October 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."
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“Fuck AI”
— Guillermo del Toro
🎥 Vanity Fair
— Guillermo del Toro
🎥 Vanity Fair
October 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
“Fuck AI”
— Guillermo del Toro
🎥 Vanity Fair
— Guillermo del Toro
🎥 Vanity Fair
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“Average musician makes $12 a month on Spotify. The fact that they are not even able to sell a record and it’s taken from them by rich motherfuckers on streaming platforms who get paid royally by record labels,Ticketmaster, merch companies. They’re all fucking getting paid, except for the musician.”
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October 19, 2025 at 1:19 PM
“Average musician makes $12 a month on Spotify. The fact that they are not even able to sell a record and it’s taken from them by rich motherfuckers on streaming platforms who get paid royally by record labels,Ticketmaster, merch companies. They’re all fucking getting paid, except for the musician.”
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You do not have to engage. They are here in bad faith. No one needs to hear about Wayne Chrebet or Chad Pennington. Block New York Jets fans and move on.
October 18, 2025 at 5:23 AM
You do not have to engage. They are here in bad faith. No one needs to hear about Wayne Chrebet or Chad Pennington. Block New York Jets fans and move on.
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This is my caddie dawg, I'm going to bogey
September 20, 2025 at 10:05 PM
This is my caddie dawg, I'm going to bogey
Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score
September 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score
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No courage, no heart, no brain:
No Courage, No Heart, No Brain | Defector
Last week, I trudged through the Strip’s endless construction and a labyrinthine parking lot to have my first experience of Sphere. Sphere—just Sphere, no definite article—is owned by Sphere…
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September 4, 2025 at 5:31 PM
No courage, no heart, no brain:
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thursday afternoon vibe check
September 12, 2024 at 10:07 PM
thursday afternoon vibe check
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rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides
August 31, 2025 at 12:02 PM
rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides
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My cormorant should be permitted to fly about the supermarket without interference while I am shopping—for the bird is particularly adept at finding the best deals offered on fresh seafood, as well as having a keen eye for the kinds of prepared foods & packaged snacks I tend to favor.
August 29, 2025 at 4:12 AM
My cormorant should be permitted to fly about the supermarket without interference while I am shopping—for the bird is particularly adept at finding the best deals offered on fresh seafood, as well as having a keen eye for the kinds of prepared foods & packaged snacks I tend to favor.
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when the AI bubble finally collapses and everyone who spent a year smugly hyping it suddenly has to come crawling back with their tail between their legs, i just want to say i am not going to be the bigger person about it. i am going to be meaner than you can even believe
August 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
when the AI bubble finally collapses and everyone who spent a year smugly hyping it suddenly has to come crawling back with their tail between their legs, i just want to say i am not going to be the bigger person about it. i am going to be meaner than you can even believe
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My AI cloth mother is so perfect, it makes me forget how hungry I am!
August 6, 2025 at 6:06 PM
My AI cloth mother is so perfect, it makes me forget how hungry I am!