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David Byrne came to my band’s show at a gay bar in Bed-Stuy and sang This Must Be The Place with us and I still haven’t processed it
August 2, 2025 at 2:49 PM
David Byrne came to my band’s show at a gay bar in Bed-Stuy and sang This Must Be The Place with us and I still haven’t processed it
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When I was kid, I really disliked tartar sauce. But now I kind of like it. Just goes to show you that at some point they improved tartar sauce.
August 3, 2025 at 2:37 AM
When I was kid, I really disliked tartar sauce. But now I kind of like it. Just goes to show you that at some point they improved tartar sauce.
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Nerdy joke warning. 😁 I've been planning this since I first saw the Newton for Hyde sign.
August 2, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Nerdy joke warning. 😁 I've been planning this since I first saw the Newton for Hyde sign.
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🇰🇷 Heung-Min Son (Tottenham, 2024/25)
🎖️ 95th percentile for assists
🎖️ 94th percentile for key passes
🎖️ 88th percentile for npxG + xA
🎖️ 76th percentile for progressive carries
👉 datamb.football/Son_Heung_Min_Winger_stats
🎖️ 95th percentile for assists
🎖️ 94th percentile for key passes
🎖️ 88th percentile for npxG + xA
🎖️ 76th percentile for progressive carries
👉 datamb.football/Son_Heung_Min_Winger_stats
August 3, 2025 at 6:35 AM
🇰🇷 Heung-Min Son (Tottenham, 2024/25)
🎖️ 95th percentile for assists
🎖️ 94th percentile for key passes
🎖️ 88th percentile for npxG + xA
🎖️ 76th percentile for progressive carries
👉 datamb.football/Son_Heung_Min_Winger_stats
🎖️ 95th percentile for assists
🎖️ 94th percentile for key passes
🎖️ 88th percentile for npxG + xA
🎖️ 76th percentile for progressive carries
👉 datamb.football/Son_Heung_Min_Winger_stats
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![[Scene is Women’s World Cup match showing on big screen in pub, lots of FANS in pub watching it cheerfully, apart from one guy at the back looking grumpy]
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FANS [as goal goes in]:
YYEEEESSS!
2
COMMENTATOR 1 VOICEOVER ON THE TV:
Ooh and there's been a VAR check on that goal
3
COMMENTATOR 2:
Yeah Robyn it looks like there’s been a question about it...
4
[show a miserable gammony bloke watching the same from the back of the pub]
COMMENTATOR 2:
…from Brian at the back of the pub.
5
COMMENTATOR 1:
Looking at the replay we can see Brian using this rare moment of uncomplicated national joy
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COMMENTATOR 1:
to talk about men.
BRIAN [holding his pint while he watches the screen, grumbling his own commentary]:
Grumble Grumble Grumble men’s game
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COMMENTATOR 2:
Yeah you can see from his body position he’s making a dumb and sexist comparison there
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COMMENTATOR 1:
The ref’s made her decision…
[Ref returns to the pitch, making one of the big VAR speeches they’ve started doing through her head-mic]
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REF:
MY JUDGEMENT IS…
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REF:
BRIAN IS TALKING BOLLOCKS.
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PEOPLE IN PUB:
YEEEAAH
12
PEOPLE IN PUB [all pointing at Brian]:
SHUT UP BRIAN SHUT UP BRIAN](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreidptbbvbpc664jxdtqfonnmfoz4mb2ldyiglirnxknvunk5uc6e4u@jpeg)
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My Obituary of Ken Don, inspirational Head Brewer at Young's, who helped save Maris Otter barley, @theguardian.com Also appeared online some time ago.
July 27, 2025 at 1:14 PM
My Obituary of Ken Don, inspirational Head Brewer at Young's, who helped save Maris Otter barley, @theguardian.com Also appeared online some time ago.
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Making kids laugh can sometimes be difficult but when you get it just right it’s a brilliant thing!
July 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Making kids laugh can sometimes be difficult but when you get it just right it’s a brilliant thing!
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You can only pick one.
Which one?
Which one?
July 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
You can only pick one.
Which one?
Which one?
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Three days after this went viral me and @philfletcher.bsky.social made this to cash in, and I suggested we might be too late and it would all be over soon. Yet three years on here we are.
July 25, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Three days after this went viral me and @philfletcher.bsky.social made this to cash in, and I suggested we might be too late and it would all be over soon. Yet three years on here we are.
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Imagine our shock when we saw it was a BMW…😏
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
July 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Imagine our shock when we saw it was a BMW…😏
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
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Bird Buddy told me we had a loggerhead shrike, so I went to look and - of course - it was a sparrow.
I decided to check out the next card which it told me was a house finch and, folks? We finally got one!
I decided to check out the next card which it told me was a house finch and, folks? We finally got one!
July 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Bird Buddy told me we had a loggerhead shrike, so I went to look and - of course - it was a sparrow.
I decided to check out the next card which it told me was a house finch and, folks? We finally got one!
I decided to check out the next card which it told me was a house finch and, folks? We finally got one!
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Ghislaine Maxwell Can’t Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting
Ghislaine Maxwell Can’t Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting
TALLAHASSEE, FL—Perplexed that the Department of Justice had chosen a setting with such strange decor to ask her about Jeffrey Epstein’s co-conspirators, Ghislaine Maxwell confirmed Thursday that she ...
theonion.com
July 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Ghislaine Maxwell Can’t Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting
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when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
July 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
@falconryfinance.bsky.social - this refers to some form of raptor-product bait and switch shenanigans, right?
A FAVOURITE SPORT - SWALLOWING THE FALCON.
July 24, 2025 at 9:48 AM
@falconryfinance.bsky.social - this refers to some form of raptor-product bait and switch shenanigans, right?
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One like, one clam fact
One like, one opinion about how to solve climate change.
1 like, 1 housing opinion
July 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
One like, one clam fact
That sea silk is long lasting stuff by the sound of it.
Some bivalves make byssal threads to attach to surfaces. The noble pen shell makes a particularly valuable form called sea silk, woven into gloves and stockings worn by Roman emperors and Queen Victoria (9)
July 24, 2025 at 9:43 AM
That sea silk is long lasting stuff by the sound of it.
Do we want people to integrate or not?
Exclusive by my colleague @sophiealichurch.bsky.social picked up by the nationals today
The Home Office has launched an investigation after @politicshome.bsky.social revealed that asylum seekers across the UK have been using taxpayer-funded payment cards for gambling
The Home Office has launched an investigation after @politicshome.bsky.social revealed that asylum seekers across the UK have been using taxpayer-funded payment cards for gambling
Asylum Seekers Using Taxpayer-Funded Payment Cards To Gamble
The Home Office has launched an investigation after PoliticsHome revealed that asylum seekers across the UK have been using taxpayer-funded payment...
www.politicshome.com
July 24, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Do we want people to integrate or not?
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If you've been interested in owning one of my crushed can paintings, but affordability is an issue, I'm going to make a bunch of small paintings on watercolour paper (5 1/4 x 7 1/4".) The first one will be a pink Crush Cream Soda can. There may be ants, too. They'll be $100(Cdn) ea & sent by mail.
July 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
If you've been interested in owning one of my crushed can paintings, but affordability is an issue, I'm going to make a bunch of small paintings on watercolour paper (5 1/4 x 7 1/4".) The first one will be a pink Crush Cream Soda can. There may be ants, too. They'll be $100(Cdn) ea & sent by mail.
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KEXP just played T-Pain covering War Pigs and I'm obligated to share it with you, here's T-Pain covering War Pigs and it fucking rips
T Pain War Pigs
YouTube video by Working 2gether Inc.
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July 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
KEXP just played T-Pain covering War Pigs and I'm obligated to share it with you, here's T-Pain covering War Pigs and it fucking rips