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Jolo 𓅬
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TBF on Jan 6th there were a lot of oddball members of the public walking round a posh place wondering what a bunch of random old stuff might be worth so Antiques Roadshow isn't a zillion miles off.
Photo of the chuffed, behatted Jan 6ther smiling, waving, and carrying a 'souvenir' lectern.
July 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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If I'd been asked to decide real or AI I would probably have got it wrong because the hands did look weird to me.
I get that holding a little kids hand means you might have your fingers in odd positions but even so this looks like a strange meat amalgamation at first glance (sorry, that bloke & kid)
Close up from the photo under discussion of the left hand of the adult man holding the right hand/arm of the small child. The wrist of the child passes between the little and ring fingers of the man and the effect is very Oswald Cobblepot. The kid's wrist obscures the other fingers giving an impression of two digits the same length as the thumb and a weird spare floating fleshy lump.
July 22, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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Sorry, saw your post too late
The mouth of the Tweed looking lovely in the late afternoon sunshine, with Berwick behind and a blue sky above.
July 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Bloody hell no.

Have a look at smørrebrød.
Some lovely, elegant smørrebrød which do involve bread plus other foods but are in no way 'sandwiching' anything - it's all just piled on top like some tropical bird is trying to attract a mate or something.
July 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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True nerd.
Jock-Nerd/Prep-Goth Test results showing me tied between Goth and Prep, 37.3% Nerd, placing me in the True Nerd category.
July 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Well played timeline:
Greg's post about Sabbath was followed immediately by one from Comics Covers showing Iron Man.
July 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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It was a herontastic evening:
A gray heron and a little egret share the seaweed strewn shallows
June 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Not a great pic but the first time I've seen a Little Egret up here
A Little Egret, a smallish, pure white, black billed heron. It is standing in water up to the bottom of its thighs. Do egrets have thighs? Chickens do.
June 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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The It Crowd
Pennywise the scary clown in a nice suit and shirt sat at a computer - image courtesy of ifunny.co
June 20, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Same energy
Richarlison cheerfully biting his Europa League winner's medal. With sparks.
June 18, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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Les Ferdinand happy in a spurs shirt
June 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Yup. My favourite ever gimmick packaging.
A photo of the Spiritualised CD in its foil pop out pill style packaging.
June 16, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Do you mean this kid?
One of the kids in the video of Charlie Brown & co dancing has sparse spikyish hair and a yellow top. Like it is much closer to the colour of a lemon than an orange. So if this is who he meant then we disagree about what colour is what (although we'd both pick the same kid to represent us so there's obviously no insurmountable distance between us and we can still be friends.)
June 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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He does look up for it
Vincent Janssen - former Tottenham, uh, player, with his mouth open alarmingly wide.
June 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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“I’d like to add you to my professional profile on LinkedIn.”
Righteous avenger Dave Mackay, a ramrod straight, square jawed avatar of justified ire, pulls cowardly weasel Billy Bremner towards him in preparation for hurling him into the sun.
June 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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This has potential ...
The poster from the film 'His Girl Friday' which shows Cary Grant looking at Rosalind Russell who is wearing a long yellow dress.
June 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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I'll chip in with a vote for Northumberland - these pics are all from @jimscottphoto.bsky.social - I hope it is okay to repost them here:
Compact, curvy, Lindisfarne castle on its rocky outcrop Huts made from old fishing boats in the foreground, Lindisfarne castle in the background, with lovely yellow, blue, and purple striated clouds Ruined but beautiful Duntanburgh castle with the sun rising over the north sea behind it. Stormy skies and a rainbow provide the backdrop from Bamburgh castle's splendour and beautiful beach side setting
June 13, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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And we're doing it now!

Bad us.

Wasn't Bilbao great?
Some young Spurs players with winners medals and a variety of national and club flags.
June 11, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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Same bloke?
Harry Kane wearing a protective face mask
June 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Yes, fridge auto cucumber.
A screenshot courtesy of buzzfeed that shows someone trying and failing to row back from an autocorrect error. Intending to post "I'm so hungry I'd eat a dog" the send instead put "I'm so horny I'd eat a dong". - Yo I'm so horny I'd eat a dong right now - HORNY - HUNGRY for DONG - DONG not dONG - DOG!! - Fridge auto cucumber! - Fridge auto cucumber! - I give up. <time passes> - dude???
June 3, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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I've got a goldfinch that has taken to perching on the telephone wire outside the house.

No woodpeckers here though.
Not sure what you were expecting but it's a goldfinch on a telephone wire.
May 28, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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@noscoredraws.com

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the cups etc
A pair of mugs featuring characterful drawings of Spurs players winning or enjoying having won the Europa League a week ago in Bilbao. Each drawing features the player's name which feels like a good decision.
May 28, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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I was more optimistic than that! (Kind of. Briefly.)
me - So, late spring 2026 is going to be fun. him - really is him - i wanna be there for it me - You can work on a design. I don't promise I will go for it but it would be interesting to see. him - it will just be Ange's face with two premier league trophies shining in his eyes me - Sounds fine. Better than a cockerel shitting on a cannon. I'll see what ----- comes up with. him - yeah i wouldnt do that to a friend me - Well, let's see what emerges as the preferred option. me - Would it still be Ange's face if some other manager takes over and does the winning? me - Can see 90 year old me at the tattooists going "You know, Ange Postecoglu. Aussie, Was at Celtic. Came to Spurs for 18 months in the mid twenties." me - (Not that I view 90 year old me as something that is likely to happen, mind)
May 27, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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I have been worrying that I might have promised a friend I would get a tattoo when Spurs won the Europa League but checking back I sensibly only committed to this:
him - when are you booked in for your "we spurs" piece? me - When they retain the Premier League title. him - thats a promise? me - I don't promise to follow your suggested text precisely. But yes, if Spurs win the the men's English Premier League two seasons in a row I promise I will get a tattoo that reflects this achievement. him - god ive never been closer to being a spurs fan
May 27, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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We can't beat anyone.
Guardian cricket ticker says Worcestershire DRAW with Worcestershire.
May 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM