James Keep
@jnkeep.bsky.social
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I thought this was going to turn into a story needing its own True Crime Netflix series, but no.
This is quite something.
metro.co.uk/2025/11/18/w...
This is quite something.
metro.co.uk/2025/11/18/w...
'We invited a homeless man for dinner - he stayed for 45 years'
The man was only meant to stay for a day.
metro.co.uk
November 20, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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when the bouncers have reluctantly let me into the club but immediately realise they’ve made a horrible mistake
November 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
when the bouncers have reluctantly let me into the club but immediately realise they’ve made a horrible mistake
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Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill
November 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill
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"So I said, 'I'd only support the death penalty in very extreme circumstances, such as high treason or mass murder, and even then only if it was proven 100% that they were guilty...' what did I say Roy?"
"You said, 'Anybody not wearing a poppy from late August onwards should be taken out and shot.'"
"You said, 'Anybody not wearing a poppy from late August onwards should be taken out and shot.'"
November 7, 2025 at 12:24 PM
"So I said, 'I'd only support the death penalty in very extreme circumstances, such as high treason or mass murder, and even then only if it was proven 100% that they were guilty...' what did I say Roy?"
"You said, 'Anybody not wearing a poppy from late August onwards should be taken out and shot.'"
"You said, 'Anybody not wearing a poppy from late August onwards should be taken out and shot.'"
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Absolutely incredible. I'm convinced more and more that the guys who are super impressed by this are enjoying it the same way budgies enjoy watching NBA games
Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
October 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Absolutely incredible. I'm convinced more and more that the guys who are super impressed by this are enjoying it the same way budgies enjoy watching NBA games
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Spare some love today for Collingwood. The other Admiral at Trafalgar.
Proud northerner. Hater of flogging. Legit brilliant commander and Nelson's trusted right hand. First into battle on Royal Sovereign. Took charge after Nelson was sniped and saved the British Fleet.
Here's HIS Trafalgar... /1 🧵
Proud northerner. Hater of flogging. Legit brilliant commander and Nelson's trusted right hand. First into battle on Royal Sovereign. Took charge after Nelson was sniped and saved the British Fleet.
Here's HIS Trafalgar... /1 🧵
October 21, 2023 at 9:52 AM
Spare some love today for Collingwood. The other Admiral at Trafalgar.
Proud northerner. Hater of flogging. Legit brilliant commander and Nelson's trusted right hand. First into battle on Royal Sovereign. Took charge after Nelson was sniped and saved the British Fleet.
Here's HIS Trafalgar... /1 🧵
Proud northerner. Hater of flogging. Legit brilliant commander and Nelson's trusted right hand. First into battle on Royal Sovereign. Took charge after Nelson was sniped and saved the British Fleet.
Here's HIS Trafalgar... /1 🧵
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"Do you still get paid in Roubles Ted?"
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October 12, 2025 at 9:28 AM
"Do you still get paid in Roubles Ted?"
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Meteor shower captured during the Perseids peak over Polonony Dark Sky Park, Slovakia.
#Astronomy #Science #Cosmos #Physics #News
👉 petrhoralek.com
#Astronomy #Science #Cosmos #Physics #News
👉 petrhoralek.com
October 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Meteor shower captured during the Perseids peak over Polonony Dark Sky Park, Slovakia.
#Astronomy #Science #Cosmos #Physics #News
👉 petrhoralek.com
#Astronomy #Science #Cosmos #Physics #News
👉 petrhoralek.com
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Nigel Farage doesn’t think the Prime Minister should have free speech in this country. But he’ll tell foreigners that yours is somehow under threat from the Prime Minister. He’s a whiny little liar. Always has been. Always will be.
September 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Nigel Farage doesn’t think the Prime Minister should have free speech in this country. But he’ll tell foreigners that yours is somehow under threat from the Prime Minister. He’s a whiny little liar. Always has been. Always will be.
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“Tell the supporters ‘Up The Villa’ from me."
Interview with Dean Smith: Stopping Messi, life and adapting in the U.S., his view on his former #AVFC players, relationship with Unai Emery and, of course, remaining a huge Villa fan. On @theathleticfc.bsky.social now:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/667...
Interview with Dean Smith: Stopping Messi, life and adapting in the U.S., his view on his former #AVFC players, relationship with Unai Emery and, of course, remaining a huge Villa fan. On @theathleticfc.bsky.social now:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/667...
Dean Smith interview: Trying to stop Messi, his time at Villa and his relationship with Emery
It can be easy for an English manager to become one-tracked – but across the Atlantic, Smith has bounced back from his Premier League exits
www.nytimes.com
October 1, 2025 at 6:57 AM
“Tell the supporters ‘Up The Villa’ from me."
Interview with Dean Smith: Stopping Messi, life and adapting in the U.S., his view on his former #AVFC players, relationship with Unai Emery and, of course, remaining a huge Villa fan. On @theathleticfc.bsky.social now:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/667...
Interview with Dean Smith: Stopping Messi, life and adapting in the U.S., his view on his former #AVFC players, relationship with Unai Emery and, of course, remaining a huge Villa fan. On @theathleticfc.bsky.social now:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/667...
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Seeing the Northern Lights is one thing - but have you ever seen a *city* up there?
Yes, like that scene in ep. 1 of 'His Dark Materials'.
Because here's the weird thing: they exist. You can indeed see cities in the sky. There's credible, explainable science on it.
Let's do this. 🧵
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Yes, like that scene in ep. 1 of 'His Dark Materials'.
Because here's the weird thing: they exist. You can indeed see cities in the sky. There's credible, explainable science on it.
Let's do this. 🧵
1/
November 16, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Seeing the Northern Lights is one thing - but have you ever seen a *city* up there?
Yes, like that scene in ep. 1 of 'His Dark Materials'.
Because here's the weird thing: they exist. You can indeed see cities in the sky. There's credible, explainable science on it.
Let's do this. 🧵
1/
Yes, like that scene in ep. 1 of 'His Dark Materials'.
Because here's the weird thing: they exist. You can indeed see cities in the sky. There's credible, explainable science on it.
Let's do this. 🧵
1/
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New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer.
This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!
This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!
September 30, 2025 at 10:55 AM
New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer.
This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!
This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!
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Ed Davey, "I'm afraid Nigel Farage should be apologising for helping cause this problem in the first place"
"Before Brexit we didn't have a small boats problem because we had 27 return agreements with EU countries and we could return people"
-Maybe we should call them Farage's Brexit Boats
"Before Brexit we didn't have a small boats problem because we had 27 return agreements with EU countries and we could return people"
-Maybe we should call them Farage's Brexit Boats
September 22, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Ed Davey, "I'm afraid Nigel Farage should be apologising for helping cause this problem in the first place"
"Before Brexit we didn't have a small boats problem because we had 27 return agreements with EU countries and we could return people"
-Maybe we should call them Farage's Brexit Boats
"Before Brexit we didn't have a small boats problem because we had 27 return agreements with EU countries and we could return people"
-Maybe we should call them Farage's Brexit Boats
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We must unite against those who seek to divide us.
September 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
We must unite against those who seek to divide us.
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Hang on a minute
September 15, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Hang on a minute
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This is so amazing! We have something similar found on the farm where I live in N E Essex, it definitely feels like it was deliberately crafted around the fossil. It hasn’t been officially ID’ed as a hand axe but looks similar!
September 13, 2025 at 2:02 PM
This is so amazing! We have something similar found on the farm where I live in N E Essex, it definitely feels like it was deliberately crafted around the fossil. It hasn’t been officially ID’ed as a hand axe but looks similar!
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Good on the Mirror for having the bravery to strike out against this bullshit
🚨An important reminder of the trauma faced by asylum seekers.
Not just in fleeing persecution abroad.
Not just in the perilous and desperate journey to these shores.
But by the hatred and vitriol put on them by the right wing in this country for callous political gain.
Not just in fleeing persecution abroad.
Not just in the perilous and desperate journey to these shores.
But by the hatred and vitriol put on them by the right wing in this country for callous political gain.
August 22, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Good on the Mirror for having the bravery to strike out against this bullshit
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From Russia Today's Telegram channel, this morning
August 18, 2025 at 11:12 AM
From Russia Today's Telegram channel, this morning
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WOAH:
"Research led by a Swansea University academic has revealed a synthetic glycosystem - a sugar-coated polymer nanoparticle - that can block Covid-19 from infecting human cells, reducing infection rates by nearly 99%."
www.news-medical.net/news/2025081... (via @covid19disease.bsky.social)
"Research led by a Swansea University academic has revealed a synthetic glycosystem - a sugar-coated polymer nanoparticle - that can block Covid-19 from infecting human cells, reducing infection rates by nearly 99%."
www.news-medical.net/news/2025081... (via @covid19disease.bsky.social)
Synthetic sugar-coated nanoparticle blocks Covid-19 from infecting human cells
Groundbreaking research led by a Swansea University academic has revealed a synthetic glycosystem - a sugar-coated polymer nanoparticle - that can block Covid-19 from infecting human cells, reducing i...
www.news-medical.net
August 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
WOAH:
"Research led by a Swansea University academic has revealed a synthetic glycosystem - a sugar-coated polymer nanoparticle - that can block Covid-19 from infecting human cells, reducing infection rates by nearly 99%."
www.news-medical.net/news/2025081... (via @covid19disease.bsky.social)
"Research led by a Swansea University academic has revealed a synthetic glycosystem - a sugar-coated polymer nanoparticle - that can block Covid-19 from infecting human cells, reducing infection rates by nearly 99%."
www.news-medical.net/news/2025081... (via @covid19disease.bsky.social)
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Oh, this is *exquisite*. Absolutely note-perfect. Not a beat, not a line out of place. Superb.
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
August 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Oh, this is *exquisite*. Absolutely note-perfect. Not a beat, not a line out of place. Superb.
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Pretty damned chuffed with this one. Exclusive interview with former #AVFC goalkeeper about playing in the team that made me a dribbling mess at Wembley.
Aston Villa exclusive: Jed Steer on Dean Smith, Emiliano Martínez and the art of goalkeeping
Premier League promotion winner Jed Steer talks about playing for Aston Villa, Emi Martinez, Dean Smith and big decisions in life.
www.avillafan.com
August 8, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Pretty damned chuffed with this one. Exclusive interview with former #AVFC goalkeeper about playing in the team that made me a dribbling mess at Wembley.
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people keep sharing clips from the ice cube war of the worlds movie and I'm fucking dying
August 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
people keep sharing clips from the ice cube war of the worlds movie and I'm fucking dying
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I'm remembering the bit in Tony Cascarino's memoirs (which I had to read for work years ago - don't worry, I haven't been kidnapped) where he said he knew his marriage was over when he signed a Valentine's Day card to his missus, "Best wishes, Tony Cascarino".
What the fuck? Either send a 5 word text and get back to hurrying to get there or, if you missed the bus or something and want to spend the wait sending something cute to your wife, compose the joke yourself and get the benefit of interacting with the human you supposedly love.
Grounds for divorce imo
August 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I'm remembering the bit in Tony Cascarino's memoirs (which I had to read for work years ago - don't worry, I haven't been kidnapped) where he said he knew his marriage was over when he signed a Valentine's Day card to his missus, "Best wishes, Tony Cascarino".
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THERE WAS NOTHING IN THAT BROWNIE THIS EDIBLE IS BULLSHIT
- oNe hOUr laTer-
- oNe hOUr laTer-
August 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
THERE WAS NOTHING IN THAT BROWNIE THIS EDIBLE IS BULLSHIT
- oNe hOUr laTer-
- oNe hOUr laTer-