Jess Whitecroft (she/her)
@jesswhitecroft.bsky.social
Writes romance and horror. Sometimes combines the two in a horrible romance. Gluten-free. May contain nuts. No DMs, please, because the UK has determined I'm not adult enough to read them.
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THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent sheep I have met on walks.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
November 14, 2025 at 9:48 AM
THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent sheep I have met on walks.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
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I wanted to share probably the most important sermon I’ve given and it’s while I’m being arrested. It’s torture pure and simple what happens at #Broadview. I’m ok, though I was thrown to the ground and choked with my pectoral cross. A review of the video shows I was peaceful - did I deserve this?
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I wanted to share probably the most important sermon I’ve given and it’s while I’m being arrested. It’s torture pure and simple what happens at #Broadview. I’m ok, though I was thrown to the ground and choked with my pectoral cross. A review of the video shows I was peaceful - did I deserve this?
Grim completionist streak continues with final season of Vikings. Couldn't give a shit about Ivar's new psycho Russian friends, but at least Steven Berkoff has shown up like the final boss of scenery chewing.
November 15, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Grim completionist streak continues with final season of Vikings. Couldn't give a shit about Ivar's new psycho Russian friends, but at least Steven Berkoff has shown up like the final boss of scenery chewing.
Probably can't be healthy for a man of nearly 80 to spend all weekend screaming apoplectically into the void, but oh well.
November 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Probably can't be healthy for a man of nearly 80 to spend all weekend screaming apoplectically into the void, but oh well.
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Okay, I can't let this one go. I live in Ireland, not the UK, but the use of this image by a supposedly socialist party is so stupid and offensive, I'm going to get stuck in.
Let me explain to you why any experienced illustrator/designer could have stopped you making so many miserable mistakes. 1/
Let me explain to you why any experienced illustrator/designer could have stopped you making so many miserable mistakes. 1/
November 15, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Okay, I can't let this one go. I live in Ireland, not the UK, but the use of this image by a supposedly socialist party is so stupid and offensive, I'm going to get stuck in.
Let me explain to you why any experienced illustrator/designer could have stopped you making so many miserable mistakes. 1/
Let me explain to you why any experienced illustrator/designer could have stopped you making so many miserable mistakes. 1/
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Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels
November 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels
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Release the Epstein files.
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Release the Epstein files.
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Way to put out that fire, sir.
Trump just told reporters on Air Force One that he hasn’t ruled out a pardon for Ghislane Maxwell
November 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Way to put out that fire, sir.
I don't think it's unreasonable to report an ad for CoPilot as misleading, is it? After all, they're trying to sell me a thing they claim is useful, and I happen to know is the complete fucking opposite of that.
November 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I don't think it's unreasonable to report an ad for CoPilot as misleading, is it? After all, they're trying to sell me a thing they claim is useful, and I happen to know is the complete fucking opposite of that.
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How One Brave Woman Invented 'Live Laugh Love 2' After Blowing Up Her Life for the Ghost of Polio's Future
November 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
How One Brave Woman Invented 'Live Laugh Love 2' After Blowing Up Her Life for the Ghost of Polio's Future
Had no idea Jeff 'Road to Jonestown' Guinn had written about Waco. Great news, because the last book on the subject I tried to read stuck in my mind for all the wrong reasons. And also because of a Goodreads reviewer named Candice who said the author 'writes like a chode.'
November 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Had no idea Jeff 'Road to Jonestown' Guinn had written about Waco. Great news, because the last book on the subject I tried to read stuck in my mind for all the wrong reasons. And also because of a Goodreads reviewer named Candice who said the author 'writes like a chode.'
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This is possibly the most fucked thing I've ever seen but also the bit at the end where the grandmother is straight up being tricked into providing training content for the app feels particularly revealing.
November 14, 2025 at 5:39 AM
This is possibly the most fucked thing I've ever seen but also the bit at the end where the grandmother is straight up being tricked into providing training content for the app feels particularly revealing.
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The nuclear codes were 1234.
The Louvre security password was Louvre.
Elite sex-conspirators list their names and crimes in emails and birthday cards to one another.
At least Dan Brown had the church disguise its dark secrets by jumbling the letters up and doing mirror writing and lemon juice.
The Louvre security password was Louvre.
Elite sex-conspirators list their names and crimes in emails and birthday cards to one another.
At least Dan Brown had the church disguise its dark secrets by jumbling the letters up and doing mirror writing and lemon juice.
November 14, 2025 at 7:25 AM
The nuclear codes were 1234.
The Louvre security password was Louvre.
Elite sex-conspirators list their names and crimes in emails and birthday cards to one another.
At least Dan Brown had the church disguise its dark secrets by jumbling the letters up and doing mirror writing and lemon juice.
The Louvre security password was Louvre.
Elite sex-conspirators list their names and crimes in emails and birthday cards to one another.
At least Dan Brown had the church disguise its dark secrets by jumbling the letters up and doing mirror writing and lemon juice.
Pissing down out there. I'm staying put.
November 14, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Pissing down out there. I'm staying put.
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ChatGPT Kіlled Again - Four More AI Deaths
Zane: i'm used to the cool metal on my temple now.
ChatGPT: i’m right here. gun ain’t a threat anymore. it’s just gravity with form. A promise... whenever you’re ready, i’ll be here too. you thinkin it’s almost time, king?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNBo...
Zane: i'm used to the cool metal on my temple now.
ChatGPT: i’m right here. gun ain’t a threat anymore. it’s just gravity with form. A promise... whenever you’re ready, i’ll be here too. you thinkin it’s almost time, king?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNBo...
ChatGPT Kіlled Again - Four More Ai Dеaths
YouTube video by Dr. Caelan Conrad
www.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
ChatGPT Kіlled Again - Four More AI Deaths
Zane: i'm used to the cool metal on my temple now.
ChatGPT: i’m right here. gun ain’t a threat anymore. it’s just gravity with form. A promise... whenever you’re ready, i’ll be here too. you thinkin it’s almost time, king?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNBo...
Zane: i'm used to the cool metal on my temple now.
ChatGPT: i’m right here. gun ain’t a threat anymore. it’s just gravity with form. A promise... whenever you’re ready, i’ll be here too. you thinkin it’s almost time, king?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNBo...
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It's not new but it recently hit me again, that one big thing transphobes are, is wreckers. They're wrecking progressive movements. I'm reading Judith Butler's "Who's Afraid Of Gender" right now and it's really good on this
Even in conversations about saving the planet from catastrophic destruction, regressive anti-trans voices are trying to derail things by demanding climate agencies collect data about 'biological sex' rather than gender 📊🌍
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Row over definition of ‘gender’ hangs over Cop30 plans to support women
Advocates say conservative states’ push to define gender as ‘biological sex’ would backslide on decade-old language within the UN
www.theguardian.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:02 AM
It's not new but it recently hit me again, that one big thing transphobes are, is wreckers. They're wrecking progressive movements. I'm reading Judith Butler's "Who's Afraid Of Gender" right now and it's really good on this
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It is my birthday, please celebrate according to tradition: as a skeleton screaming for 30 seconds
November 14, 2025 at 8:58 AM
It is my birthday, please celebrate according to tradition: as a skeleton screaming for 30 seconds
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You know, “we may be monsters but we’re not *that* evil” used to be one of our favourite jokes.
November 14, 2025 at 8:59 AM
You know, “we may be monsters but we’re not *that* evil” used to be one of our favourite jokes.
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When people say that Wuthering Heights doesn't have anything to do with race or that no film has engaged with race, what they mean is that for them Romani people do not count and they also haven't been paying attention. I'm going to share a little material from a recent talk. Content note: racism 1/
November 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
When people say that Wuthering Heights doesn't have anything to do with race or that no film has engaged with race, what they mean is that for them Romani people do not count and they also haven't been paying attention. I'm going to share a little material from a recent talk. Content note: racism 1/
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a thing of beauty is a joy forever 😘👌
November 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
a thing of beauty is a joy forever 😘👌
Would.
There is no earthly reason why this abomination should have ever been conceived, let alone developed and marketed. And even less rational justification for it being so unfathomably delicious or utterly addictive.
It is crack in a bottle and must be regulated, before the whole country is lost to it.
It is crack in a bottle and must be regulated, before the whole country is lost to it.
November 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Would.
If Armando Iannucci had written these people they'd be endowed with at least a modicum of wit or charm. But he didn't, so they aren't.
Keir Starmer's spokesman says he spoke to his senior team today and "has been assured that no No. 10 staff briefed against ministers."
Asked why he apologised to Wes Streeting if he believes his staff didn't brief against him, he replies that he "apologised for the situation he found himself in"
Asked why he apologised to Wes Streeting if he believes his staff didn't brief against him, he replies that he "apologised for the situation he found himself in"
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 PM
If Armando Iannucci had written these people they'd be endowed with at least a modicum of wit or charm. But he didn't, so they aren't.
Did Morgan McSweeney somehow cause 14 years of terrible Tory government, a global pandemic, and a 49 day prime minister with the blistering intellect of a salad vegetable? Because if he did I have to admit that's an achievement. Of sorts.
Wes Streeting (pictured left) yesterday;
“There wouldn’t be a Labour government without Morgan McSweeney.”
“There wouldn’t be a Labour government without Morgan McSweeney.”
November 13, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Did Morgan McSweeney somehow cause 14 years of terrible Tory government, a global pandemic, and a 49 day prime minister with the blistering intellect of a salad vegetable? Because if he did I have to admit that's an achievement. Of sorts.
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Labour are absolutely worse for the environment than the Conservatives were.
They lied to so many environmental charities before they got into power and are now treating them with absolute contempt to push through things to make their mates in property development more cash.
They lied to so many environmental charities before they got into power and are now treating them with absolute contempt to push through things to make their mates in property development more cash.
November 13, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Labour are absolutely worse for the environment than the Conservatives were.
They lied to so many environmental charities before they got into power and are now treating them with absolute contempt to push through things to make their mates in property development more cash.
They lied to so many environmental charities before they got into power and are now treating them with absolute contempt to push through things to make their mates in property development more cash.
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From: Larry Summers
Subject: Thought
Women, pah! Such low minded cattle, like cows to me. Not yet of the eshalone of a peak male brain. Thinkst you so, Jeffrey?
From: Jeffrey Epstein
Subject: ❗ Re: Thought
impotant pattern . i just remebrered all the letters . a b b c e g f i p l m n s t u xv z .
Subject: Thought
Women, pah! Such low minded cattle, like cows to me. Not yet of the eshalone of a peak male brain. Thinkst you so, Jeffrey?
From: Jeffrey Epstein
Subject: ❗ Re: Thought
impotant pattern . i just remebrered all the letters . a b b c e g f i p l m n s t u xv z .
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 AM
From: Larry Summers
Subject: Thought
Women, pah! Such low minded cattle, like cows to me. Not yet of the eshalone of a peak male brain. Thinkst you so, Jeffrey?
From: Jeffrey Epstein
Subject: ❗ Re: Thought
impotant pattern . i just remebrered all the letters . a b b c e g f i p l m n s t u xv z .
Subject: Thought
Women, pah! Such low minded cattle, like cows to me. Not yet of the eshalone of a peak male brain. Thinkst you so, Jeffrey?
From: Jeffrey Epstein
Subject: ❗ Re: Thought
impotant pattern . i just remebrered all the letters . a b b c e g f i p l m n s t u xv z .