Jess Whitecroft (she/her)
@jesswhitecroft.bsky.social
Writes romance and horror. Sometimes combines the two in a horrible romance. Gluten-free. May contain nuts. No DMs, please, because the UK has determined I'm not adult enough to read them.
"It's a small project I've been working on with her Ladyship if you please, sir. Every time I brought her to completion we planted a flower. I call it a ladygarden."
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC
February 16, 2026 at 12:14 AM
"It's a small project I've been working on with her Ladyship if you please, sir. Every time I brought her to completion we planted a flower. I call it a ladygarden."
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Something extremely funny could happen tomorrow
🚨 PICTURED: Liz Truss meets with Donald Trump at his golf course in Palm Beach
February 15, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Something extremely funny could happen tomorrow
The main takeaway here is that we all need to talk more. And cuddle. These moneyed creeps should not be allowed to exploit loneliness in this way.
i'm trying not to be too mean but it's really striking how every single one of these people's AIs talk exactly the same and somehow none of them notice or consider what that indicates
February 15, 2026 at 5:07 PM
The main takeaway here is that we all need to talk more. And cuddle. These moneyed creeps should not be allowed to exploit loneliness in this way.
Honestly, the main problem with the TV adaptation of Preacher is that the most exceptional thing about Dominic Cooper is that he's one of the few people alive who can actually stand James Corden. Ruth Negga and Joseph Gilgun carry the whole damn thing.
February 15, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Honestly, the main problem with the TV adaptation of Preacher is that the most exceptional thing about Dominic Cooper is that he's one of the few people alive who can actually stand James Corden. Ruth Negga and Joseph Gilgun carry the whole damn thing.
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Reminder that Rob Liddle said he couldn't be a teacher because he would try to rape the kids
![We are almost back to sanity in schools, thanks to JK, Maya and the Darlo nurses
Rod Liddle
At the height of the madness, from which I think we are now in merciful and terminal retreat, a Scottish schoolboy announced that he identified as a wolf and was apparently indulged in this fantasy by his teachers. There was a confusion here — a kind of ideologyversus-reality disconnect, as so often happens with lifestyle-left intersectional idiocies.
If the teachers had truly believed the child was a wolf he would have been separated from the rest of the pupils by extremely robust metal fencing and thrown chunks of raw bison every few hours. Of course the school did not do that, meaning that in truth, and contrary to the approved narrative, it did not really think he was a wolf.
At the same time reports surfaced of other British schools where kids were identifying as a multitude of creatures, real and imagined, such as cats, horses, dinosaurs and dragons. One assumes that in each case the schools responded similarly, by pretending to respect these expressions of the fictional condition “species dysphoria” but in reality not believing it for a minute. [Times]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyefpiziml7b24sxpd74axq7/bafkreigglphoukvf3nzz3cy7wvc6tigvtyllp2jv4b5viqr6llbqzfpzuy@jpeg)
February 15, 2026 at 8:25 AM
Reminder that Rob Liddle said he couldn't be a teacher because he would try to rape the kids
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Become ungovernable
February 14, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Become ungovernable
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Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
February 14, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
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Whenever people gush over AI I'm going to think about Sir Arthur Conan Doyle being utterly convinced that he'd discovered real scientific evidence of real fairies because he saw these pictures
February 14, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Whenever people gush over AI I'm going to think about Sir Arthur Conan Doyle being utterly convinced that he'd discovered real scientific evidence of real fairies because he saw these pictures
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February 14, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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Happy Birthday to Frederick Douglass who didn’t know his birthday because he was born into slavery so he chose February 14 as his birthday.
February 14, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Happy Birthday to Frederick Douglass who didn’t know his birthday because he was born into slavery so he chose February 14 as his birthday.
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I could fix her. But why would I want to?
February 14, 2026 at 2:27 PM
I could fix her. But why would I want to?
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Graze on my lips, and if those hills be dry,
Stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.
Stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.
February 14, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Graze on my lips, and if those hills be dry,
Stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.
Stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.
Cake. It happens. Excuse the Fanny Cradock of it all, but I was in a hurry. And mascarpone? Yeah - they're not joking when they say it doesn't freeze.
February 14, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Cake. It happens. Excuse the Fanny Cradock of it all, but I was in a hurry. And mascarpone? Yeah - they're not joking when they say it doesn't freeze.
Chocolate covered strawberries: tired
Raspberries: wired, apparently. Supermarket was cleaned right out of them. Luckily they had frozen.
Raspberries: wired, apparently. Supermarket was cleaned right out of them. Luckily they had frozen.
February 14, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Chocolate covered strawberries: tired
Raspberries: wired, apparently. Supermarket was cleaned right out of them. Luckily they had frozen.
Raspberries: wired, apparently. Supermarket was cleaned right out of them. Luckily they had frozen.
Right. Cake, I suppose.
February 14, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Right. Cake, I suppose.
Sensible policy. Wonder where he got that from.
‘Starmer will say in a speech tomorrow morning that Europe must shift from overdependence on the US and towards a more European NATO, underpinned by "deeper links between the UK and the EU"’ 2/
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February 14, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Sensible policy. Wonder where he got that from.
Proof of light. Feels like the sun should be holding up a copy of today's newspaper.
February 14, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Proof of light. Feels like the sun should be holding up a copy of today's newspaper.
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Fuck. Do I need cake? Is Valentine's day a cake thing? It was last year, but did *I* make it a cake thing? Is this my fault? And should there be cake?
February 13, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Fuck. Do I need cake? Is Valentine's day a cake thing? It was last year, but did *I* make it a cake thing? Is this my fault? And should there be cake?
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I saw a live birthed harbor seal pup for the first time in my life today. I thought it would be horrifying because I have a weak stomach, but it turned to UNGODLY CUTE very fast!
Using this thread for some moments in the minutes after. All shot on my z8, edited on phone for now. 🦭 🦑
Using this thread for some moments in the minutes after. All shot on my z8, edited on phone for now. 🦭 🦑
February 13, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I saw a live birthed harbor seal pup for the first time in my life today. I thought it would be horrifying because I have a weak stomach, but it turned to UNGODLY CUTE very fast!
Using this thread for some moments in the minutes after. All shot on my z8, edited on phone for now. 🦭 🦑
Using this thread for some moments in the minutes after. All shot on my z8, edited on phone for now. 🦭 🦑
Every new Epstein drop makes me more and more furious that the Biden DOJ just sat on this. When I think of the harm that could have been prevented if they hadn't been so fucking addicted to preserving the status quo.
February 13, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Every new Epstein drop makes me more and more furious that the Biden DOJ just sat on this. When I think of the harm that could have been prevented if they hadn't been so fucking addicted to preserving the status quo.
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God forbid women do anything
ICYMI: Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
Genetic study finds domestic pigs’ year-round breeding sped gene flow into wild boar
Back in 2021, in the thick of pandemic mania, The Register gleefully reported that "radioactive hybrid terror pigs" were thriving in Japan's Fukushima exclusion zone.…
dlvr.it
February 13, 2026 at 1:07 PM
God forbid women do anything
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If you're a parent, get involved at the school level. Grassroots pressure can have huge impact. This is going to harm and kill trans kids. School should be a safe space, and this is anything but.
You all saw the guidance that went out yesterday for trans kids in schools. Absolutely horrific stuff.
This is how the right wing papers are covering that news. Times, Mail and Telegraph all have it on their front page, the first two as their main story of the day.
Guardian's coverage included
This is how the right wing papers are covering that news. Times, Mail and Telegraph all have it on their front page, the first two as their main story of the day.
Guardian's coverage included
February 13, 2026 at 8:36 AM
If you're a parent, get involved at the school level. Grassroots pressure can have huge impact. This is going to harm and kill trans kids. School should be a safe space, and this is anything but.
Last Podcast is on fire lately with this context kick. I do love a family history, especially when the family in question are a bunch of murderous shitheads, and everyone talking about them hates them almost as much as they deserve.
February 13, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Last Podcast is on fire lately with this context kick. I do love a family history, especially when the family in question are a bunch of murderous shitheads, and everyone talking about them hates them almost as much as they deserve.
Oh, bless. He's off condeming Reform's divisive rhetoric now, like he didn't make that speech channelling Enoch Powell. You're not going to get the left back, love. You told us to fuck off and we left. What were you expecting?
February 13, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Oh, bless. He's off condeming Reform's divisive rhetoric now, like he didn't make that speech channelling Enoch Powell. You're not going to get the left back, love. You told us to fuck off and we left. What were you expecting?