Apparently she's a midwife. 🤯

I am so tired of our present Tim-Robinson-in-a-hotdog-costume reality.

There. Finally hitting back at those who say he's done absolutely nothing for Clacton. By exacerbating the local gambling problem.

Probably not. He's still alive, after all.

I don't want him here. He starts riots. Ought to be on a proscribed travellers list.

He did. He's terrible. Thank God his character has carked it.

That's what happens when they never turn off the blast hose of nonsense. The aim is to exhaust you, and fuck them wholeheartedly for it.

Ridiculous liars.

Look, she's just a woman demanding that all children's library mascots be anatomically correct down there, okay? It's a real concern, and she's very normal.

Terrifying. Perfectly understandable to have a two week meltdown over its imaginary cartoon genitals.

I remember, yes. As far as I was aware Maya had not written the book. Or any book. Not 100% sure if she's ever read one, TBH. You know how she startles at libraries.