Jessica
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This book better have kissing and/or swords in it.
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this really isn’t an exaggeration
This man may be the most racist president this country has ever had, and twelve presidents owned slaves
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 4, 2025 at 11:31 AM
this really isn’t an exaggeration
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Less "too many people are using accommodations in school" and more "Universal Design Learning"
December 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Less "too many people are using accommodations in school" and more "Universal Design Learning"
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Icymi: A week before Thanksgiving, the Trump administration deleted the Federal Report on Missing & Murdered Indigenous Women
The ‘Not One More’ report recorded indigenous deaths and disappearances, and provided resources and policy suggestions to address the crisis
www.jezebel.com/trump-admin-...
The ‘Not One More’ report recorded indigenous deaths and disappearances, and provided resources and policy suggestions to address the crisis
www.jezebel.com/trump-admin-...
December 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Icymi: A week before Thanksgiving, the Trump administration deleted the Federal Report on Missing & Murdered Indigenous Women
The ‘Not One More’ report recorded indigenous deaths and disappearances, and provided resources and policy suggestions to address the crisis
www.jezebel.com/trump-admin-...
The ‘Not One More’ report recorded indigenous deaths and disappearances, and provided resources and policy suggestions to address the crisis
www.jezebel.com/trump-admin-...
The dog is loudly chewing on a smoked marrowbone near us and I keep whispering to my husband “let her rend the flesh!”
My dog is afraid of shiny floors, any flesh-rending she’s done has been accidental.
My dog is afraid of shiny floors, any flesh-rending she’s done has been accidental.
December 3, 2025 at 6:24 AM
The dog is loudly chewing on a smoked marrowbone near us and I keep whispering to my husband “let her rend the flesh!”
My dog is afraid of shiny floors, any flesh-rending she’s done has been accidental.
My dog is afraid of shiny floors, any flesh-rending she’s done has been accidental.
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You now need a Real ID to board a plane. But fortunately for House Republicans, you still don’t need one to transport a minor across state lines.
December 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
You now need a Real ID to board a plane. But fortunately for House Republicans, you still don’t need one to transport a minor across state lines.
Wow Heated Rivalry really did that, I read it this summer and I love a faithful adaptation. (Also Jacob Tierney continues to make shows that are way more than what the surface read is)
December 2, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Wow Heated Rivalry really did that, I read it this summer and I love a faithful adaptation. (Also Jacob Tierney continues to make shows that are way more than what the surface read is)
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Amid the increase of reports of ICE arrests in the cities surrounding Seattle over the past weeks, a member of a federally recognized tribe says she was also stopped and interrogated by apparent immigration officials.
ICE stops Native American actress Elaine Miles in Redmond
Amid the increase of reports of ICE arrests in the cities surrounding Seattle over the past weeks, a member of a federally recognized tribe says she was also stopped and interrogated by apparent immig...
www.kuow.org
December 2, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Amid the increase of reports of ICE arrests in the cities surrounding Seattle over the past weeks, a member of a federally recognized tribe says she was also stopped and interrogated by apparent immigration officials.
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Normally the creators of beloved children’s cartoon characters would not need to disavow the U.S. Secretary of Defense, but ours is a drunken miscreant, a loutish boor with the dignity and nobility of a counterfeit butt-plug
December 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Normally the creators of beloved children’s cartoon characters would not need to disavow the U.S. Secretary of Defense, but ours is a drunken miscreant, a loutish boor with the dignity and nobility of a counterfeit butt-plug
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So much of woke backlash is “I miss when I didn’t have any social consequences for being a huge piece of shit”
November 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
So much of woke backlash is “I miss when I didn’t have any social consequences for being a huge piece of shit”
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If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
November 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
I turkey trotted and then didn’t fight with any family at Christmas so yes I’m going to have an edible and read a romance novel for the rest of the night.
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I turkey trotted and then didn’t fight with any family at Christmas so yes I’m going to have an edible and read a romance novel for the rest of the night.
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we have to go back. to warn them.
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
we have to go back. to warn them.
I know you people with wild turkeys hate them but I LOVE a belligerent bird and am endlessly disappointed that they aren’t in western Washington. I want a bird that forces me to call in sick because it won’t stop fighting my car.
statistically a lot of you won’t know about ocellated turkeys, so, here you go
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I know you people with wild turkeys hate them but I LOVE a belligerent bird and am endlessly disappointed that they aren’t in western Washington. I want a bird that forces me to call in sick because it won’t stop fighting my car.
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BOAT STUCK BOAT STUCK BOAT STUCK
November 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
BOAT STUCK BOAT STUCK BOAT STUCK
Rian Johnson Muppet Mystery.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Rian Johnson Muppet Mystery.
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen multiple times
Ludacris
Beyoncé
Mark Lanegan
Ani DiFranco
Brandi Carlile
Ludacris
Beyoncé
Mark Lanegan
Ani DiFranco
Brandi Carlile
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen multiple times
Sons of Bill (6x)
Future Islands (4x)
Kathleen Edwards (4x)
Black Keys (2x)
War on Drugs (2x)
Sons of Bill (6x)
Future Islands (4x)
Kathleen Edwards (4x)
Black Keys (2x)
War on Drugs (2x)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen multiple times
Bruce Springsteen
Bonnie Raitt
Trombone Shorty
Rosanne Cash
Lyle Lovett
Bruce Springsteen
Bonnie Raitt
Trombone Shorty
Rosanne Cash
Lyle Lovett
November 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen multiple times
Ludacris
Beyoncé
Mark Lanegan
Ani DiFranco
Brandi Carlile
Ludacris
Beyoncé
Mark Lanegan
Ani DiFranco
Brandi Carlile
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Who wants to tell them?
November 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Who wants to tell them?
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I once again invite the online democrats who think that Trump and Musk are evil because they do drugs or think the biggest possible slam is to call them gay — have you considered admitting you’re just Reagan Republicans
I am a little tired of being yelled at for this but apparently not tired about: heroin addiction is not RFK’s problem. He’s a sociopath. Most addicts aren’t. Honestly, walk into an NA meeting, grab the first person with a few years to be head of HHS and they’d probably do a better job than Bobby.
This is what happens when you put a privileged, 14 year heroin addict in charge of health. Duh
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I once again invite the online democrats who think that Trump and Musk are evil because they do drugs or think the biggest possible slam is to call them gay — have you considered admitting you’re just Reagan Republicans
I’m sure the library will be busy today but what I want to do is be online and bullying people justifying book piracy.
November 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I’m sure the library will be busy today but what I want to do is be online and bullying people justifying book piracy.
I can’t beat anyone’s ass (tennis elbow, carpal tunnel), but I’d make a good effort to do so in this situation
Just saw someone claim that authors who want to be paid for their work are "class traitors" because we "only let the wealthy" read our books, and I think I need to go into the woods to scream into the night for a bit.
It's $5, not your first-born child! I need that $5 for health insurance!
It's $5, not your first-born child! I need that $5 for health insurance!
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I can’t beat anyone’s ass (tennis elbow, carpal tunnel), but I’d make a good effort to do so in this situation
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Most publishers (there are always exceptions) decide whether or not to buy a second book (or a third etc) based on how the previous book did. So when you pirate a book in most cases it’s less about the money you just stole from both author and publisher it’s about the future book you just killed.
November 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Most publishers (there are always exceptions) decide whether or not to buy a second book (or a third etc) based on how the previous book did. So when you pirate a book in most cases it’s less about the money you just stole from both author and publisher it’s about the future book you just killed.
I’d wear one
I wanna make t-shirts that say, "Throeau's mom did his laundry."
November 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I’d wear one
I work at a library and just put in a request for one of the NPR best books of the year, and I probably request at least one book a month. It’s easy. Don’t be a pirate, authors aren’t rich.
November 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I work at a library and just put in a request for one of the NPR best books of the year, and I probably request at least one book a month. It’s easy. Don’t be a pirate, authors aren’t rich.