Jessica
@jessinchaos.bsky.social
This book better have kissing and/or swords in it.
I got my name and email and phone in and got this
November 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I got my name and email and phone in and got this
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
November 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
1996 was a good year to be 16
November 17, 2025 at 4:44 AM
1996 was a good year to be 16
Today was good: we went to the park and saw dozens of spawning and dead salmon and then tonight we absolutely flexed nuts all over trivia night and won by 10 points.
November 12, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Today was good: we went to the park and saw dozens of spawning and dead salmon and then tonight we absolutely flexed nuts all over trivia night and won by 10 points.
Neighbors on the ring app getting out in front of the inevitable posts.
October 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Neighbors on the ring app getting out in front of the inevitable posts.
I feel like this is the Seattle Times saying the quiet part out loud
October 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I feel like this is the Seattle Times saying the quiet part out loud
I can’t stop thinking about this Pitbull shirt I saw at Goodwill.
October 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I can’t stop thinking about this Pitbull shirt I saw at Goodwill.
That’s why we decided on Shoresy instead
October 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
That’s why we decided on Shoresy instead
As you can see from the photo, the PNW is now in our lesser-known season, SMOKE. My car was covered in ash this morning when I went to work.
September 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
As you can see from the photo, the PNW is now in our lesser-known season, SMOKE. My car was covered in ash this morning when I went to work.
How I’ve been dissociating
September 4, 2025 at 5:39 AM
How I’ve been dissociating
30-50 feral hogs is a card in Monikers so I had to explain Jason Isbell to the party.
![A card on a table that reads “30-50 feral hogs
After a Twitter user claimed that assault weapons are not needed by
US citizens, someone replied with the classic meme: "Legit question for rural Americans - How do I kill [these things] that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?"
MONIKERS
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August 30, 2025 at 5:56 AM
30-50 feral hogs is a card in Monikers so I had to explain Jason Isbell to the party.
As I’m going through old lists of books I’ve read and as I catalog my current library, I’ve been finding gaps in my collection, and keeping a list of what I want to find. Today I stopped at Tacoma Book Center, which has a half million books in a small building and found these goodies.
July 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
As I’m going through old lists of books I’ve read and as I catalog my current library, I’ve been finding gaps in my collection, and keeping a list of what I want to find. Today I stopped at Tacoma Book Center, which has a half million books in a small building and found these goodies.
This clickbait photo showed up in my google newsfeed and I can’t get over how inaccurate it is. Currently only two of these five men are in the band and one of the other three is dead and this is the photo you chose. Yes, at one point this was Queens of the Stone Age but it sure isn’t now.
June 26, 2025 at 6:47 AM
This clickbait photo showed up in my google newsfeed and I can’t get over how inaccurate it is. Currently only two of these five men are in the band and one of the other three is dead and this is the photo you chose. Yes, at one point this was Queens of the Stone Age but it sure isn’t now.
f you see this I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
May 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
f you see this I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
Without downloading new pictures, where are you at mentally?
March 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Without downloading new pictures, where are you at mentally?
Certain hound group breeds, in particular.
February 11, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Certain hound group breeds, in particular.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
February 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
If I wanted to get to DC it’s minimum $500 and five hours’ flight. Not drive, not transit, an airplane.
February 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
If I wanted to get to DC it’s minimum $500 and five hours’ flight. Not drive, not transit, an airplane.
February 2, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Put your Congresspeople’s numbers in your contacts and get ready to leave messages. Be kind to staffers, they’re just as upset as you are about this (depending on which side of the aisle they’re on).
January 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Put your Congresspeople’s numbers in your contacts and get ready to leave messages. Be kind to staffers, they’re just as upset as you are about this (depending on which side of the aisle they’re on).
The determined lack of eye contact here means “please do not remove me from the beanbag”
January 24, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The determined lack of eye contact here means “please do not remove me from the beanbag”