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@baebrahamlincoln.bsky.social
Much like a rickety old shopping cart, I lack for lubrication.
Header cartoon is by Lee Knox Ostertag
Header cartoon is by Lee Knox Ostertag
Pinned
“What are we gonna do to him, Liz?”
“We’re gonna tax The Batman”
“We’re gonna tax The Batman”
This headline got me all exited that Elizabeth Warren was going to fight The Batman.
I just had a cursED mental image of Bruce Wayne in a findom relationship with Elizabeth Warren. He’s such a freak he needs the federal power of the purse to get off. #BruceWaynePutstheBatInBrat
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Amy Klobuchar running for Governor of Minnesota
February 6, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Amy Klobuchar running for Governor of Minnesota
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Reading Bonfire of the Vanities
January 7, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Reading Bonfire of the Vanities
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grover doesn't hang with the muppets much anymore and elliott gould is getting up there in years so we need them to reunite to recreate this iconic photo before it's too late
February 6, 2026 at 8:13 PM
grover doesn't hang with the muppets much anymore and elliott gould is getting up there in years so we need them to reunite to recreate this iconic photo before it's too late
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the Obamas are by a wide margin the most popular political figures in the country and the video is so bad major newspapers are flat out calling it "racist" rather than "racially charged"
their only move with anything is to double down so by all means let them double down on this
their only move with anything is to double down so by all means let them double down on this
every dem should immediately shift to the obamas-as-apes video trump posted, because it is instantly recognizable to normies are insanely racist and opens up numerous lines of questioning
February 6, 2026 at 4:35 PM
the Obamas are by a wide margin the most popular political figures in the country and the video is so bad major newspapers are flat out calling it "racist" rather than "racially charged"
their only move with anything is to double down so by all means let them double down on this
their only move with anything is to double down so by all means let them double down on this
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“AI is actually brown people in a shed” part 6519
Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”
It Turns Out Waymos Are Being Controlled by Workers in the Philippines
During a Congressional hearing, Waymo's chief safety officer, Mauricio Peña, was grilled over the company's reliance on overseas workers.
futurism.com
February 6, 2026 at 4:13 PM
“AI is actually brown people in a shed” part 6519
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Toussaint Louverture mentioned
February 6, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Toussaint Louverture mentioned
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February 6, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Is anyone else getting George Santos from the midpoint?
Margot Rubio:
February 6, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Is anyone else getting George Santos from the midpoint?
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*mayor pete, alone in a dark room, cigarette burning down to the filter, watching a zohran press conference on replay like the zapruder film* for too LONG. for TOO long. For too long. for too long. for too Long. for to
February 6, 2026 at 5:25 AM
*mayor pete, alone in a dark room, cigarette burning down to the filter, watching a zohran press conference on replay like the zapruder film* for too LONG. for TOO long. For too long. for too long. for too Long. for to
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"you have arrived at a white castle and we must assume you have accepted the consequences"
June 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
"you have arrived at a white castle and we must assume you have accepted the consequences"
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do you know that video of the guy like whipping around a giant steel drill or something in some sort of david lynch basement and people are always posting it being like "WOMEN - YOU THINK GIVING BIRTH IS HARD?????" thats how they get the diablo sauce. straight from hell
June 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
do you know that video of the guy like whipping around a giant steel drill or something in some sort of david lynch basement and people are always posting it being like "WOMEN - YOU THINK GIVING BIRTH IS HARD?????" thats how they get the diablo sauce. straight from hell
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👀 Apparently, Ross Douthat invited Seth Harp to debate him on Douthat's "Interesting Times" NYT podcast. Harp says that the episode was recorded, Douthat got crushed, and RD/NYT decided not to publish it.
What? x.com/sethharpesq/...
What? x.com/sethharpesq/...
February 6, 2026 at 1:57 AM
👀 Apparently, Ross Douthat invited Seth Harp to debate him on Douthat's "Interesting Times" NYT podcast. Harp says that the episode was recorded, Douthat got crushed, and RD/NYT decided not to publish it.
What? x.com/sethharpesq/...
What? x.com/sethharpesq/...
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the current government cut a lot of Science funding. "big ass starfish" became super popular, and a symbol of support to the scientists
February 5, 2026 at 11:03 PM
the current government cut a lot of Science funding. "big ass starfish" became super popular, and a symbol of support to the scientists
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Incredible stuff happening at Spencer’s Gifts
February 5, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Incredible stuff happening at Spencer’s Gifts
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i love being annoying
My actual job description is activist and here’s what I tell people in despair all the time: do not underestimate how much harm you can prevent by being just a little bit annoying.
This is one reason I keep trying to remind people of the power that we have. That we have *always* had. Not because I’m in denial, but because I know history. I’m no sophisticated intellectual, but I do know we’re going to win even though the bad shit is really terrible right now.
February 5, 2026 at 5:07 PM
i love being annoying
@joeytightlips.bsky.social We have to do this. But also? Get the front license plate and holder first. Then we should be good.
I just learned about “ICE fishing”, in which white people put Mexican flags on their cars to draw attention and get stopped by ICE to have a conversation and waste their time. I might get one of those and a Chinga la Migra sticker too…
February 5, 2026 at 5:43 PM
@joeytightlips.bsky.social We have to do this. But also? Get the front license plate and holder first. Then we should be good.
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i can't know how to hear anymore about cow tools
February 5, 2026 at 3:13 PM
i can't know how to hear anymore about cow tools
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No particular reason.
![4 frame comic. First frame shows a set of keys, second shows the store Gummi with a banner reading, in German : Stamm und Bassermann / früher Gummi Weil. Third frame shows passersby looking at smashed storefront windows. Fourth shows a tweet by US homeland security that reads : Want affordable housing? Help report illegal aliens in your area. Call 866-DHS-2-ICE. If you are an illegal alien, you can take control of your departure using DHS.gov/cbphome . text reads :
according to the Berlin
Jewish museum, the nazi term
"aryanization" referred to
"the process of expropriation
or confiscating Jewish people's
property [businesses, stores,
homes, land, etc] and handing it
over to non-jewish ("aryan," in
Nazi usage) individuals or
companies, or to the state."
in his book "Holocaust justice,"
Shoah historian michael bazyler
estimates that between $230
and $320 billions (in 2005 u.s.
dollars) in properties were
stolen from Jews across
Europe in the different waves
of aryanization.
the first wave, starting in
1933, involved heavy pressure
on Jewish people to sell their
properties to non-jewish people
at a fraction of the price. after
the pogroms of November 1938
("Kristallnacht"), jewish owners
were outright evicted
and dispossessed.
thinking about this today
for no particular reason.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vcmpg73bt2wudku3nqgx33yx/bafkreidsjmyo5xt2xqp5d3u7vinyesqnyqm3b4dnkqwbt3grdz3zr2eo34@jpeg)
February 5, 2026 at 3:10 PM
No particular reason.
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If Gov. Gavin Newsom wants to be president of the United States then he must address artificial intelligence’s impact on workers. That’s the message sent today in Sacramento by members of the AFL-CIO, a union with a combined 2.3 million members. bit.ly/4kspX9h
📸 Fred Greaves
📸 Fred Greaves
February 5, 2026 at 2:00 AM
If Gov. Gavin Newsom wants to be president of the United States then he must address artificial intelligence’s impact on workers. That’s the message sent today in Sacramento by members of the AFL-CIO, a union with a combined 2.3 million members. bit.ly/4kspX9h
📸 Fred Greaves
📸 Fred Greaves
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Toddlers have inherent biological advantages in curling.
Join me in banning toddlers from participating in sports outside their age group or it will end adults' athletics as we know them.
Join me in banning toddlers from participating in sports outside their age group or it will end adults' athletics as we know them.
OK pause on the timeline because everyone needs to see the curling baby from one of the Olympic matches today
February 5, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Toddlers have inherent biological advantages in curling.
Join me in banning toddlers from participating in sports outside their age group or it will end adults' athletics as we know them.
Join me in banning toddlers from participating in sports outside their age group or it will end adults' athletics as we know them.
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being addressed as "gumshoe" while rockapella lays down a sick track could fix me
February 4, 2026 at 11:32 PM
being addressed as "gumshoe" while rockapella lays down a sick track could fix me
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