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Mor Shapiro’s Bone-Dry Pussy™️
@baebrahamlincoln.bsky.social
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Much like a rickety old shopping cart, I lack for lubrication.
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I wish all Adams Mckay a very pleasant writing THE BIGGER SHORT as the AI bubble bursts before our very eyes
November 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Manifesting
God saying “im everywhere you fuckass bitch” BusinessJesus typing at a windows 95 era PC with the text “ctrl+alt+smite” below
November 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Homer showing off a skinny appearance - from behind we can see Homer’s trick involves using chip clips and rope to appear thin to Marge when viewed from the front
November 16, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Did anyone have “Teddie Fucksbin” on their 2025 bingo card? #ILoveTheStupidFuture
Headline: Al Teddy Bear Recalled After Giving Kids Sexual Advice
November 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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And none for Gretchen Weiner’s meme from Mean Girls, but the name is Alan Dershowitz
November 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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The backside of a dog as she climbs up a person with short blonde hair Dog has climbed further up onto the person’s shoulder - all we can see is a blurry dog face and the butt next to the person’s grimacing face Now we can see the dog looking back, seemingly grinning while her butt is still at ear level and the grimacing person now has a slight smirk Mission accomplished: the dog is perched and smiling
November 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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To go from the elation at the prospect of them calling witnesses, to completely missing the point Rep Plaskett clumsily tries to insist the house managers made during this NPR interview.
PLASKETT: And what we did was we got that statement that we wanted in the record, and we read it in the record, which would ve been what would've happened. It wouldn't have been Jaime Herrera Beutler coming there and testifying before the Senate. It would ve been her statement. We were able to get that evidence on the record, and we rested our case. GARCIA-NAVARRO: I'd also like to bring in - in fact, let me just - did the Senate Democrats pressure you to reverse course at any point? I mean, there has been reporting to suggest that. PLASKETT: No, we made a decision. We made a decision. And again, it was not a reverse course. We got in what we wanted... GARCIA-NAVARRO: OK. PLASKETT: ...Which was the statement of Jaime Herrera Beutler. And that completed even more so our case. Look. GARCIA-NAVARRO: I'd like... PLASKETT: The evidence was overwhelming when we closed, and all Americans believe that we had closed our case. I know that people have a lot of angst, and they can't believe that the Senate did what they did. But what we needed were senators - more senators with spines, not more witnesses. GARCIA-NAVARRO: Let me ask vou this. I'd also tremendous patriot to put herself out there. And we were able to get that. We had no need to call any witnesses at the end of the trial because as all Americans believed at that moment, the evidence was overwhelming. GARCIA-NAVARRO: Why reverse course, though, then? Why vote on it and then change your mind? PLASKETT: We - what we voted on was a two-step process. One was to make a motion that would allow us to have witnesses. And the second motion was to allow for the testimony of Jaime Herrera Beutler. GARCIA-NAVARRO: You were not pressured by Senate Democrats. PLASKETT: Can I answer? GARCIA-NAVARRO: Sure. PLASKETT: Can I answer? GARCIA-NAVARRO: Of course. PLASKETT: Let me finish. GARCIA-NAVARRO: Of course. PLASKETT: And what we did was we got that statement that we wanted in the record, and we read it in the record, which would've been what would've happened. It wouldn't have been Jaime GARCIA-NAVARRO: Let me ask you this. It was a surprise yesterday when the Senate voted to call witnesses, and then House impeachment managers dropped that plan instead of just reading into evidence a statement from a Republican lawmaker. Did you want to call witnesses? Wouldn't it have made the case stronger to have people testify under oath, especially regarding the question of what President Trump knew? PLASKETT: First, let's clear up a technicality. Individuals do not come to the Senate floor, raise their hand and testify. Individuals are depositioned (ph), videotaped. And that tape is then played before the Senate. We had a tremendous and... GARCIA-NAVARRO: That depends on the rules, though. PLASKETT: No, that is the rule. The rule was decided, and that has always been the rule in the Senate. Individuals do not testify on the Senate floor. Members of Congress testified on the Senate floor and defense counsel as well. At least on our side, our defense attorney was not allowed to speak on the Senate floor. What we did do was we wanted the testimony and the statement of our colleague Jaime Herrera Beutler, who is a tremendous patriot to put herself out there. And we were able to get that. We had no need to call anv witnesses at the end of the trial because as alll
November 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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ABDUCTED IN PLAIN SIGHT dad meme with text: when you’re not gay but he asks for relief
November 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Mocking SpongeBob meme saying, what? Is ephebophilia illegal now too?!?!
November 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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I have no plans on stopping anytime soon
SEX CHANGES FoR illegal transgender prison inmates
November 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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BEDTIME FOR BONZO COFFEE IS FoR Closers ALAN RITCHSON FOR BIG AUTISM
November 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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The children they yearn for the mines
November 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Bari Weiss cosplaying as a serious figure while saying in a cartoon bubble, It was this big, Gregg. I had to g find a crappy-enough knife to sacrifice to the garbage gods to get to flush. A ma-shitty, if you will. So yeah, I'm accustomed to making tough calls, adept at weighing the consequences of my choices. To quote the late great Tina and Amy,"(I) Bitches get shit done." (I am "bitches" Gregg.)
November 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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“You guys are getting paid?” Meme with the OP’s text
October 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Image is of the Bugs Bunny meme with text, “I wish all Donald Trumps a very happy losing the Nobel Peace Prize.
October 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Idk, I’d say it’s giving - whatever these are called
October 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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And the award for best Bottom™️ line of 2025 is…
SecMayor Pete @petebuttigieg.bsky.social has skeeted a screenshot of a tweet from @PeteButtigieg, reading “The Republicans’ bottom line boils down to this: They’ll keep the federal gov’t closed unless Democrats help Trump increase your healthcare premiums and kick millions off of Medicaid. It doesn’t have to be like this, and it shouldn’t be.”
October 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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No shade intended.
It’s the Parks & Rec meme of Andy saying, “I don’t know the difference between a Krassenstein and a Klippenstein, and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.” The image is of a screenshot tweets between @krassenstein.bsky.social, saying “Good job bro.” And a reply from @kenklippenstein.bsky.social saying “thanks bro!!”
September 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Make your own
Image is of Dear Leader’s hugging a widow with a large thought bubble ready to be filled in with whatever he was actually thinking about at the time.
September 23, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Image is of Dear Leader’s hugging a widow while transporting himself elsewhere through the power of imagination. Elsewhere, in this meme, is a Windows 2000 background meadow full of anthropomorphic piss droplets (piss-sonified?).
September 23, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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It’s a meme of SpongeBob worshipping a poster inside the restaurant where he works. The poster is a picture of the Tylenol bottle. This is a reference to history’s shittiest Kennedy and our Dear Leader’s announcement that autism is linked to maternal Tylenol use during pregnancy.
September 23, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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I think we finally know what happened to Baby Jane. #TwoMysteriesSolvedToday #MKE #CourtTV
Image is of a grey-haired woman is seated in the center of the screen in a courtroom, microphone in front of her. She is a detective testifying in the State of WI vs. Maxwell Anderson trial.
May 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Pic is a poster of the Disney animated film OLIVER AND COMPANY (1988).
December 12, 2024 at 1:05 AM
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but ur honor, hes just a widdle™️ guy
God’s perfect asshole, a golden doodle, is sleeping on his back, limbs akimbo on a hardwood floor
November 21, 2024 at 7:22 AM