Jesse Huth
@jessehuth.bsky.social
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TRIBECA ALREADY EMPTY. THOUSANDS OF PATAGONIA VESTS ABANDONED. SOHO HOUSE TAKEN OVER BY EXOTIC ZOO ANIMALS. BATTERY PARK SHAKE SHACK NOW A BISEXUALS-ONLY CERAMICS STUDIO
NEARLY A MILLION NEW YORKERS TO REPORTEDLY FLEE NYC AS MAMDANI BECOMES MAYOR — POSSIBLY IGNITING MASS EXODUS, PER NYP
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
TRIBECA ALREADY EMPTY. THOUSANDS OF PATAGONIA VESTS ABANDONED. SOHO HOUSE TAKEN OVER BY EXOTIC ZOO ANIMALS. BATTERY PARK SHAKE SHACK NOW A BISEXUALS-ONLY CERAMICS STUDIO
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In a stunning moment of erotic fervour, calculator demands BOOBS.
July 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
In a stunning moment of erotic fervour, calculator demands BOOBS.
Injuries should be illegal
June 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Injuries should be illegal
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why not decommission it the usual way: launching it into a million pieces over protected wetlands
“In light of the President's statement about cancellation of my government contracts, @SpaceX will begin decommissioning its Dragon spacecraft immediately”
June 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
why not decommission it the usual way: launching it into a million pieces over protected wetlands
Find out next week on Dragon Ball Z...
Trump's first 100 Days have been morally disastrous, legally disastrous, diplomatically disastrous, economically disastrous, and now unequivocally politically disastrous.
Will those with power and influence who have held back, in the hopes they'll be spared, finally wake up and refuse to go along?
Will those with power and influence who have held back, in the hopes they'll be spared, finally wake up and refuse to go along?
New NYT/Siena Poll:
—Trump's approval rating is 42% vs. 54% disapprove
—59% of voters think Trump's 2nd term in office is "scary"
—54% say Trump is "exceeding the powers available to him"
—Trump has negative approval in all policy areas
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/25/u...
—Trump's approval rating is 42% vs. 54% disapprove
—59% of voters think Trump's 2nd term in office is "scary"
—54% say Trump is "exceeding the powers available to him"
—Trump has negative approval in all policy areas
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/25/u...
April 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Find out next week on Dragon Ball Z...
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any Democratic elected who says they can't win the politics of "should we give Trump the power to disappear innocent people into a concentration camp" has a terminal case of consultant brain and should be ruthlessly hounded from office
April 19, 2025 at 11:16 AM
any Democratic elected who says they can't win the politics of "should we give Trump the power to disappear innocent people into a concentration camp" has a terminal case of consultant brain and should be ruthlessly hounded from office
you get a gun
You Get A Gun
YOU GET A GUN!
EVERYBODY GETS A GUN!
You Get A Gun
YOU GET A GUN!
EVERYBODY GETS A GUN!
April 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
you get a gun
You Get A Gun
YOU GET A GUN!
EVERYBODY GETS A GUN!
You Get A Gun
YOU GET A GUN!
EVERYBODY GETS A GUN!
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In fairness, he was probably drunk when he said this.
Pete Hegseth in 2016: "If it was anyone other than Hillary Clinton, they would be in jail right now... because the assumption is in the intelligence community, if you are using unclassified means, there is the potential for and likelihood that foreign governments are targeting those accounts."
March 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
In fairness, he was probably drunk when he said this.
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gossiping about a mutual acquaintance with the gals and asking "is he, you know... a friend of campbell?"
Fellas, it’s now gay to eat soup or drink milkshakes ☹️
March 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
gossiping about a mutual acquaintance with the gals and asking "is he, you know... a friend of campbell?"
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Foreign Policy Patrick Star is right.
March 14, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Foreign Policy Patrick Star is right.
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Love all my Democratic senators
a man on a basketball court wearing a shirt that says lsu bruins
ALT: a man on a basketball court wearing a shirt that says lsu bruins
media.tenor.com
March 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Love all my Democratic senators
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It's funny thinking back to the argument that Dems couldn't get rid of the filibuster when they were in power because they'd miss it once the GOP was in power.
March 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
It's funny thinking back to the argument that Dems couldn't get rid of the filibuster when they were in power because they'd miss it once the GOP was in power.
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Multiple times in the 2010s Republicans were able to shut down the government despite being in the minority position in Congress and all they got out of it was a dead halt to programs they hated, the first Trump term, curtailed democratic ambitions in the Biden interregnum, and a second Trump term.
March 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Multiple times in the 2010s Republicans were able to shut down the government despite being in the minority position in Congress and all they got out of it was a dead halt to programs they hated, the first Trump term, curtailed democratic ambitions in the Biden interregnum, and a second Trump term.
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When I go into that ballot box, I ask myself one thing and one thing only: Can I persuade this senescent millionaire of the value of following a 9th-grade civics curriculum?
I love to call my Senators' offices three times per week and try to cajole them into doing the most elementary political messaging and strategy. This is what it means to be an engaged citizen: leaving a strenuously polite voicemail for a 74yo on a more regular cadence than I talk to my parents.
March 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
When I go into that ballot box, I ask myself one thing and one thing only: Can I persuade this senescent millionaire of the value of following a 9th-grade civics curriculum?
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CALLS ARE WORKING - it has bought us precious time, but we NEED to keep the pressure up.
Tomorrow is the cloture vote.
KEEP CALLING: (202) 224-3121 ☎️☎️☎️
Tell your Dem Senator to vote NO on Cloture and NO on the Republican spending bill.
Do NOT assume your Senator will be good on this. Trust me.
Tomorrow is the cloture vote.
KEEP CALLING: (202) 224-3121 ☎️☎️☎️
Tell your Dem Senator to vote NO on Cloture and NO on the Republican spending bill.
Do NOT assume your Senator will be good on this. Trust me.
🚨 Everyone needs to call their Dem Senator right now. They are starting to cave.
Tell them:
1. Vote NO on Cloture
AND
2. Vote NO on the Republican spending bill.
Don’t let them pivot to reconciliation. GOP doesn’t need Dem votes on that and they know it.
TODAY is the showdown.
🤳🏽: (202) 224-3121
Tell them:
1. Vote NO on Cloture
AND
2. Vote NO on the Republican spending bill.
Don’t let them pivot to reconciliation. GOP doesn’t need Dem votes on that and they know it.
TODAY is the showdown.
🤳🏽: (202) 224-3121
March 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
CALLS ARE WORKING - it has bought us precious time, but we NEED to keep the pressure up.
Tomorrow is the cloture vote.
KEEP CALLING: (202) 224-3121 ☎️☎️☎️
Tell your Dem Senator to vote NO on Cloture and NO on the Republican spending bill.
Do NOT assume your Senator will be good on this. Trust me.
Tomorrow is the cloture vote.
KEEP CALLING: (202) 224-3121 ☎️☎️☎️
Tell your Dem Senator to vote NO on Cloture and NO on the Republican spending bill.
Do NOT assume your Senator will be good on this. Trust me.
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The study will be overseen by Amber, a 33 year-old housewife from Huntington Beach who has an AA degree from Saddleback College.
Amber has 3 boys: Jaden, Kayden and Different Jayden. Her husband, Bret, once convinced her he got chlamydia from sitting on a riding mower at Lowe’s. She is a Scorpio.
Amber has 3 boys: Jaden, Kayden and Different Jayden. Her husband, Bret, once convinced her he got chlamydia from sitting on a riding mower at Lowe’s. She is a Scorpio.
BREAKING: The CDC has announced plans to study connections between vaccines and autism, despite extensive research debunking the conspiracy theory.
RFK Jr.’s Anti-Vax Views Officially Take Hold at CDC
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is launching a study on vaccines and autism.
newrepublic.com
March 9, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The study will be overseen by Amber, a 33 year-old housewife from Huntington Beach who has an AA degree from Saddleback College.
Amber has 3 boys: Jaden, Kayden and Different Jayden. Her husband, Bret, once convinced her he got chlamydia from sitting on a riding mower at Lowe’s. She is a Scorpio.
Amber has 3 boys: Jaden, Kayden and Different Jayden. Her husband, Bret, once convinced her he got chlamydia from sitting on a riding mower at Lowe’s. She is a Scorpio.
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republicans: fyi we are bombing france for being too gay and lead poisoning is now mandatory
democrats: yeah? well prepare yourselves for several strongly worded haikus
democrats: yeah? well prepare yourselves for several strongly worded haikus
March 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
republicans: fyi we are bombing france for being too gay and lead poisoning is now mandatory
democrats: yeah? well prepare yourselves for several strongly worded haikus
democrats: yeah? well prepare yourselves for several strongly worded haikus
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It’s never a bad day to tap the @meganhunt.bsky.social sign either
March 6, 2025 at 9:56 PM
It’s never a bad day to tap the @meganhunt.bsky.social sign either
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The one thing I hear over and over from job seekers is "I need a job."
That is FALSE.
You don't need a job. A job needs you.
You need food and shelter.
You can live under a bridge. You can eat anyone who tries to cross that bridge and fails to answer your riddles correctly. Problem solved.
That is FALSE.
You don't need a job. A job needs you.
You need food and shelter.
You can live under a bridge. You can eat anyone who tries to cross that bridge and fails to answer your riddles correctly. Problem solved.
March 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The one thing I hear over and over from job seekers is "I need a job."
That is FALSE.
You don't need a job. A job needs you.
You need food and shelter.
You can live under a bridge. You can eat anyone who tries to cross that bridge and fails to answer your riddles correctly. Problem solved.
That is FALSE.
You don't need a job. A job needs you.
You need food and shelter.
You can live under a bridge. You can eat anyone who tries to cross that bridge and fails to answer your riddles correctly. Problem solved.
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the whole 2020-2024 era of “dems shouldnt aggressively use the levers of power bc then republicans will do the same thing when theyre elected” sure looks dumb as dog shit right now huh
February 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM
the whole 2020-2024 era of “dems shouldnt aggressively use the levers of power bc then republicans will do the same thing when theyre elected” sure looks dumb as dog shit right now huh