Miranda Marie
@mirdashewrote.draftcountdown.com
NFL Contributor @draftcountdown.com 🏈
Sports (#GoPackGo/#Hokies/#ALLCAPS). Funny things. Fitness. Human rights. Beer. Reality TV. YOLO’ing. Those are a few of my favorite things. Ally always 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✊🏼❤️
Bored and yappin’ in RVA 📍
Sports (#GoPackGo/#Hokies/#ALLCAPS). Funny things. Fitness. Human rights. Beer. Reality TV. YOLO’ing. Those are a few of my favorite things. Ally always 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✊🏼❤️
Bored and yappin’ in RVA 📍
Reposted by Miranda Marie
12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
You can learn a lot about a person based on who their favorite muppet is
December 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
You can learn a lot about a person based on who their favorite muppet is
Boomer dads always have that muhfuckin thang on em (thumbs up emoji)
December 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Boomer dads always have that muhfuckin thang on em (thumbs up emoji)
The real-life equivalent to a red shell
December 26, 2025 at 12:23 PM
The real-life equivalent to a red shell
I didn’t watch much of the Lions/Vikes, but the fact that I just saw Brosmer stats and he only threw for 51 yards and they will still beat the Lions by double digits is LMAO 🤌🏼
December 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I didn’t watch much of the Lions/Vikes, but the fact that I just saw Brosmer stats and he only threw for 51 yards and they will still beat the Lions by double digits is LMAO 🤌🏼
STOP REMINDING US 🗣️🗣️🗣️
December 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
STOP REMINDING US 🗣️🗣️🗣️
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I have never been called scum before. Certainly not by the president of my country. This isn't just foul, it's disturbing.
If you are maga and thinks this guy is great, you are the scum!
If you are maga and thinks this guy is great, you are the scum!
December 25, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I have never been called scum before. Certainly not by the president of my country. This isn't just foul, it's disturbing.
If you are maga and thinks this guy is great, you are the scum!
If you are maga and thinks this guy is great, you are the scum!
Reposted by Miranda Marie
In case you wanted to hear some positive news...
This year, 33 states passed 89 strong gun safety laws to curb gun violence.
This year, 33 states passed 89 strong gun safety laws to curb gun violence.
December 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
In case you wanted to hear some positive news...
This year, 33 states passed 89 strong gun safety laws to curb gun violence.
This year, 33 states passed 89 strong gun safety laws to curb gun violence.
My daughter lmao
December 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
My daughter lmao
“Almost time to get you a hep b vaccine, little girl”
God damnit he’s sinister and disgusting
God damnit he’s sinister and disgusting
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
December 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
“Almost time to get you a hep b vaccine, little girl”
God damnit he’s sinister and disgusting
God damnit he’s sinister and disgusting
Had two IPA’s at a Biergarten for Christmas Eve let’s fucking go I’m ready for bed
December 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Had two IPA’s at a Biergarten for Christmas Eve let’s fucking go I’m ready for bed
Thought this was talking about Unos pizza 🙃
Richmond-based UNOS secures new federal contract to provide IT and data services for organ transplant system starting December 30.
Richmond-based UNOS shares disappoint over new federal contract
Richmond-based UNOS secures new federal contract to provide IT and data services for organ transplant system starting December 30.
www.wtvr.com
December 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Thought this was talking about Unos pizza 🙃
@anchorsawaysam.bsky.social look!!!! Who’s your big brave girl?
December 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
@anchorsawaysam.bsky.social look!!!! Who’s your big brave girl?
Back on the good list once we remove the jet sweep from your playbook, Coach 🎅
Packers HC Matt LaFleur on Christmas morning at the LaFleur household:
"I don't think my wife thought I was a good boy this year, so I don't think she got me anything. I was on the naughty list."
"I don't think my wife thought I was a good boy this year, so I don't think she got me anything. I was on the naughty list."
December 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Back on the good list once we remove the jet sweep from your playbook, Coach 🎅
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So, free speech is the freedom to censor those who think we should censor hate speech?
December 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
So, free speech is the freedom to censor those who think we should censor hate speech?
The sight of an American flag actually makes me want to barf now
The U.S. military just announced another strike on a boat it claims was smuggling drugs near Venezuela, again without evidence. One more person dead. Over 100 killed so far.
Trump also threatened the president of Colombia.
Trump also threatened the president of Colombia.
December 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
The sight of an American flag actually makes me want to barf now
Happy “everyone is mad their players weren’t selected for the Pro Bowl” week to all who celebrate.
December 24, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Happy “everyone is mad their players weren’t selected for the Pro Bowl” week to all who celebrate.
It’s actually part of the Packers interview process. If they have a robust injury history or feeble soft tissue, they are instantly signed. A tradition unlike any other.
(Also, more games are a f’ing joke if you want to know where I stand)
(Also, more games are a f’ing joke if you want to know where I stand)
Packers have 21 players on their Week 17 injury report.
And the league wants to add more games to the regular season schedule. Interesting.
www.packers.com/team/injury-...
And the league wants to add more games to the regular season schedule. Interesting.
www.packers.com/team/injury-...
December 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
It’s actually part of the Packers interview process. If they have a robust injury history or feeble soft tissue, they are instantly signed. A tradition unlike any other.
(Also, more games are a f’ing joke if you want to know where I stand)
(Also, more games are a f’ing joke if you want to know where I stand)
Merry Christmas Eve to us! 🤞🏼
December 24, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Merry Christmas Eve to us! 🤞🏼
Crying at the thought of these hillbillies collapsing while trying to make it through Itty Bitty Piggy 😭😭😭
December 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Crying at the thought of these hillbillies collapsing while trying to make it through Itty Bitty Piggy 😭😭😭
Sir, please stop reproducing
![Elon Musk tweet: Feeling extra based today, might regret it later, but it feels so good [gun emoji, robot bicep emoji, sunglasses emoji]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x4qyokjtdzgl7gmqhsw4ajqj/bafkreiarktq2xunsptxruomoqogem4nedbskcqccedhejyg2skisyvqgqq@jpeg)
December 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Sir, please stop reproducing
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Hear me out: if all it takes for Trump to leave the Presidency is allowing him to host events at the Kennedy Center until a lifetime of McDonalds burgers catch up to him, then I say we do it
December 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Hear me out: if all it takes for Trump to leave the Presidency is allowing him to host events at the Kennedy Center until a lifetime of McDonalds burgers catch up to him, then I say we do it
🎶 It’s beginning to look a lot like *60* degrees in Virginia 🥰
December 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
🎶 It’s beginning to look a lot like *60* degrees in Virginia 🥰
Spackled like drywall 😭
December 23, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Spackled like drywall 😭
One more day of work and just a little more wrapping. But we are coasting to Christmas over here. Gonna miss the tree and ambiance with my morning coffee! 💚❤️
December 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
One more day of work and just a little more wrapping. But we are coasting to Christmas over here. Gonna miss the tree and ambiance with my morning coffee! 💚❤️