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Miranda Marie
@mirdashewrote.draftcountdown.com
NFL Contributor @draftcountdown.com 🏈
Sports (#GoPackGo/#Hokies/#ALLCAPS). Funny things. Fitness. Human rights. Beer. Reality TV. YOLO’ing. Those are a few of my favorite things. Ally always 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✊🏼❤️

Bored and yappin’ in RVA 📍
Happy Tuesday! I took off work today and getting my hair done and generally recouping some mental space. ❤️
November 11, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Maybe I’ll get bangs
November 11, 2025 at 7:46 AM
WHY CANT WE HAVE NICE THINGS
Packers folding like they’re Senate Democrats.
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Begging for a point like I’m watching god damn soccer
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I have no words regarding the first half of this game. Part of me has been wildly entertained and the other very pissed off.
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Gonger is THE FUNNIEST character ever created on Sesame Street and I won’t take any questions or pushback on this.
elmo and cookie monster are standing next to each other on a table
ALT: elmo and cookie monster are standing next to each other on a table
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
lol????
Trump: "Nobody knows what magnets are."
November 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Hey Green Bay, got anymore of that happiness-that-money-can’t-buy tonight?

Please I’m begging 🙏🏼
a man wearing a red beanie and a tan jacket is smiling and looking at the camera .
ALT: a man wearing a red beanie and a tan jacket is smiling and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Cool! Just in time for healthcare to implode and mass extinction
The US Trump Administration is reportedly working on 15 year car loans.

US President Donald Trump also posted yesterday regarding allowing 50 year mortgages.
November 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The fuck is he rambling about 😭

They couldn’t throw the ball ten yards when he played football?
November 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
November 9, 2025 at 10:37 PM
When did they stop showing the box in the corner with other game scores on both CBS and FOX?
November 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
This must be why the Rams are beating the Niners so bad. His grill is blinding the defense.
Yes. I see those blinding ass teeth.
November 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
That Lamar pass just made me hoot and holler my god boiiiii
November 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Yes. I see those blinding ass teeth.
November 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Why would you name a foot ball stadium The Asshole?
November 9, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Honey, a new version of Jingleheimer Schmidt just dropped!
Bishop Boner Barger

United States, World War II Draft Registration Cards, 1942
November 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Senile Satan is straight-up lying again. After away food and healthcare from millions - this is his go-to defense. Obama has never made any profits or royalties from the ACA, ever.
November 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Relaxing Sunday football with no Packers heartbreak. Just fantasy and a parlay to keep me engaged 🤌🏼
November 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Omg for a second I thought that was Rick Moranis
November 9, 2025 at 7:44 AM
I thought I’d be struggling without ESPN last couple of weeks, but here I am bitches 🤷🏼‍♀️
Fans turning against ESPN during the YouTube TV standoff is just one reason why the network is at a historic low point.

awfulannouncing.com/espn/vibes-b...
November 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
All of the Caps and their alert bullshit on my espn app can eat shit
November 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Senate Dems, do not cave. Ensuring healthcare premiums don’t surge is an 80-20 issue. They want to gut the ACA because their disdain for Obama far outweighs their concern for anyone’s health.
November 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Ahh yes everyone is just moving in droves to Little Rock Arkansas and Tupelo Mississippi so they can make sure their kids get a 3rd grade education and hopefully make $10 an hour some day
Say it isn’t so! We’re not welcome in states with the lowest ranks in education and life expectancy. And the highest ranks in maternal mortality and crime. So unfair!
November 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
“The name Redskins is NOT OFFENSIVE!!!”
the more things change, the more they stay the same
November 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM