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Jenea
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Simultaneously your gay son and thot daughter. Please talk to me about your pets and Godzilla.
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“politics is just one big ass blast”
November 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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This
November 4, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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This is the most accurate depiction of the Midwest to date. Wichita has always felt like the last Midwest city while also being the first plains city.
October 7, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough
September 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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You are damaged and broken and unhinged. But so are shooting stars and comets.

Nikita Gill
September 17, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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This is simply untenable. There is no way forward with media and political classes captured by the right. Every time someone commits a crime you have to pray it's not an undesirable or it's purge time, then when it turns out to be themselves again they just shrug and wait for the next one.
September 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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It is pretty amazing to see people go from “the left is the enemy of democracy and must be purged” to “who can really know why good kids do bad things?”
September 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Ever since I was a little girl I wanted to retire
August 31, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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You should never follow any of these color charts. They are all stupid.

I'll show you why. 🧵
July 25, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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Ever been to a new citizens swearing in?

I have. When my Papi gained citizenship.

You'll never meet a happier, more grateful group. And patriotic, ready to contribute back to their new homeland, to the society that gave them a chance and welcomed them home.
June 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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For every doll you deny me I will push another jet off an aircraft carrier
May 7, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Treated my 5-year-old to lunch at the local crepery today. It's run by Ethiopians, but they make really delicious, French-style crepes. I got avocado, tomato, and cheese. This is the beautiful America they are trying to destroy.
April 22, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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While the gospels say that Judas led the Romans to Jesus, a new theory is gaining traction with some Biblical scholars. There is evidence, some say, that Judas merely shared Christ's location on an insecure group chat that accidentally included several Roman officials and journalists.
April 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Bring back proper games journalism.
April 10, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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turns out the United States was an incredible moneymaking engine that ran on wokeness
April 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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This is your gentle reminder that Black people are only 14.4 percent of this country's population.

Black people cannot save you.
April 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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cory booker gave his democratic colleagues a lesson in making your own news cycle. 25 hours ago, ain’t nobody care about who gave the longest senate floor speech. you were not planning yesterday to dunk on strom thurmond today. yet here we are, simply because the man got up and did it
April 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Cory Booker did not come to play, dream or drift.
April 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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The Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie poster was painted by the fantasy painting power couple Julie Bell and Boris Vallejo

www.borisjulie.com

The woman clinging to Carl's leg in the poster is even a self portrait of Bell
February 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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I’ve recently read that people would prefer to live in the Star Wars universe instead of the Star Trek universe and that just has me shaking my head. I’ll take life in the Federation any day over The Empire. Now excuse me while I fill my belly with this free replicated food that won’t run out soon.
February 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Hippo Table
Designed by Derek Pearce
January 5, 2025 at 1:34 PM