Valet Parker * Las Vegas
@valetparker.bsky.social
An acquired taste. Very complicated. Delightfully shitty. Surprisingly nerdy and introverted.
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📧 valetparker@protonmail.com
🎁 https://throne.com/valetparker
💸 Cashapp $ValetParker777
How nervous do you think Gordon Ramsey’s wife is when he goes down on her?
December 30, 2025 at 3:38 AM
How nervous do you think Gordon Ramsey’s wife is when he goes down on her?
Feminism that ignores sex workers isn’t liberating anyone, it’s policing them.
December 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Feminism that ignores sex workers isn’t liberating anyone, it’s policing them.
“Sex work is exploitation.” Okay, and so is every corporate job, but you’re not posting about that, are you?
December 30, 2025 at 3:35 AM
“Sex work is exploitation.” Okay, and so is every corporate job, but you’re not posting about that, are you?
Men saying “I could never pay for sex” are the same men who think compliments are currency but refuse to pay taxes.
December 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Men saying “I could never pay for sex” are the same men who think compliments are currency but refuse to pay taxes.
“It’s sad you sell your body.”
Meanwhile, thousands of dudes are selling their dignity every time they open a dating app.
Meanwhile, thousands of dudes are selling their dignity every time they open a dating app.
December 30, 2025 at 3:32 AM
“It’s sad you sell your body.”
Meanwhile, thousands of dudes are selling their dignity every time they open a dating app.
Meanwhile, thousands of dudes are selling their dignity every time they open a dating app.
Radical feminists fear sex workers because paying women flips the script: suddenly, men are powerless in ways they can’t tweet about.
December 30, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Radical feminists fear sex workers because paying women flips the script: suddenly, men are powerless in ways they can’t tweet about.
Men who say “I could never date a sex worker” are just admitting they can’t handle a woman who negotiates her value.
December 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Men who say “I could never date a sex worker” are just admitting they can’t handle a woman who negotiates her value.
The trash goes out weekly, but existential dread never takes a day off.
December 30, 2025 at 3:29 AM
The trash goes out weekly, but existential dread never takes a day off.
Every time someone says “calm down,” the universe immediately escalates the situation.
December 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Every time someone says “calm down,” the universe immediately escalates the situation.
If I had a time machine, I’d go back to when I sent that text and un-send it… then immediately go forward to check if they even read it.
December 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
If I had a time machine, I’d go back to when I sent that text and un-send it… then immediately go forward to check if they even read it.
When I screen and verify a booking request and, without me even asking, he bypasses the deposit and just sends the full amount… congratulations sir, you’ve officially unlocked VIP Client Energy™.
Men who do this get extra special treatment 💕😘
Men who do this get extra special treatment 💕😘
December 29, 2025 at 3:04 PM
When I screen and verify a booking request and, without me even asking, he bypasses the deposit and just sends the full amount… congratulations sir, you’ve officially unlocked VIP Client Energy™.
Men who do this get extra special treatment 💕😘
Men who do this get extra special treatment 💕😘
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I’ve had 2 no shows today & this is extra frustrating to have this happen just before the holidays too. Please have the decency to at least contact me to cancel. Being a no show often costs me money & puts out other clients I declined who could have seen me instead. Please respect our time.
December 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I’ve had 2 no shows today & this is extra frustrating to have this happen just before the holidays too. Please have the decency to at least contact me to cancel. Being a no show often costs me money & puts out other clients I declined who could have seen me instead. Please respect our time.
Still have a couple free days right after Christmas and then I’m pretty much spoken for during January….better get those forms in boys…
December 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Still have a couple free days right after Christmas and then I’m pretty much spoken for during January….better get those forms in boys…
Blowjobs are real jobs
December 21, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Blowjobs are real jobs
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Holiday glam never behaved anyway.
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December 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Already almost booked up for January….if you wanted to spend time with me during CES you better plan ahead…..
December 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Already almost booked up for January….if you wanted to spend time with me during CES you better plan ahead…..
Only four children remain on the tree as of this morning! Thanks to everyone who has sent CashApp or Venmo contributions or purchased items directly from my Throne, I’ve been able to make sure every child I’ve pulled received their full wishlist plus a fleece jacket, new shoes, socks,
My school’s Angel Tree is still heartbreakingly full. Out of dozens of kids, only five families have been chosen so far.
Every remaining angel is a child in need , kids in foster care, kids in homeless shelters with their parents, or little ones from struggling families.
Every remaining angel is a child in need , kids in foster care, kids in homeless shelters with their parents, or little ones from struggling families.
December 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Only four children remain on the tree as of this morning! Thanks to everyone who has sent CashApp or Venmo contributions or purchased items directly from my Throne, I’ve been able to make sure every child I’ve pulled received their full wishlist plus a fleece jacket, new shoes, socks,
Haters will say it’s AI….
December 9, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Haters will say it’s AI….
You can’t pick your father but you can pick your daddy…
December 9, 2025 at 5:52 AM
You can’t pick your father but you can pick your daddy…
My school’s Angel Tree is still heartbreakingly full. Out of dozens of kids, only five families have been chosen so far.
Every remaining angel is a child in need , kids in foster care, kids in homeless shelters with their parents, or little ones from struggling families.
Every remaining angel is a child in need , kids in foster care, kids in homeless shelters with their parents, or little ones from struggling families.
December 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
My school’s Angel Tree is still heartbreakingly full. Out of dozens of kids, only five families have been chosen so far.
Every remaining angel is a child in need , kids in foster care, kids in homeless shelters with their parents, or little ones from struggling families.
Every remaining angel is a child in need , kids in foster care, kids in homeless shelters with their parents, or little ones from struggling families.
Not familiar with Dungeon Crawler Carl or why people yell “NEW ACHIEVEMENT!” like it’s a religion? Consider this your spoiler-free starter sample: And no, you don’t have to watch these videos to enjoy the series. You can listen on Audible or read the books.
December 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Not familiar with Dungeon Crawler Carl or why people yell “NEW ACHIEVEMENT!” like it’s a religion? Consider this your spoiler-free starter sample: And no, you don’t have to watch these videos to enjoy the series. You can listen on Audible or read the books.
If you’re a provider and commented that you wanted to be added to my starter packs I’m catching up on the comments today and will be adding y’all!
December 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
If you’re a provider and commented that you wanted to be added to my starter packs I’m catching up on the comments today and will be adding y’all!
Highly recommend everyone take a lil’ field trip to the ‘official’ WhiteHouse.gov timeline right now. Trump’s got Clinton scandals, Obama visiting Muslims, Hunter Biden’s coke, and then, without missing a beat ‘making the White House great again’ with Home Depot–ass renovations.
The White House
President Donald J. Trump and Vice President JD Vance are committed to lowering costs for all Americans, securing our borders, unleashing American energy dominance, restoring peace through strength, and making all Americans safe and secure once again.
WhiteHouse.gov
December 2, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Highly recommend everyone take a lil’ field trip to the ‘official’ WhiteHouse.gov timeline right now. Trump’s got Clinton scandals, Obama visiting Muslims, Hunter Biden’s coke, and then, without missing a beat ‘making the White House great again’ with Home Depot–ass renovations.
It’s always the faceless accounts bragging about how hot and ‘filter-free’ they are while shaming in-face workers for being ‘too plastic’, using filters, or wearing too much makeup. Show your face or shut the fuck up.
December 2, 2025 at 6:40 AM
It’s always the faceless accounts bragging about how hot and ‘filter-free’ they are while shaming in-face workers for being ‘too plastic’, using filters, or wearing too much makeup. Show your face or shut the fuck up.
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November 30, 2025 at 5:30 AM
@jakevig.bsky.social just stopping by to share these sweet dance moves because I know this is the kind of content you’re here for.