Emily Andras
@emandras.bsky.social
Writer of scripts. Attempter some quips. Eater your chips. #WynonnaEarp etc.
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0028118/
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Emily Andras
@emandras.bsky.social
· Jun 10
Monday reminder: it’s ok to try like hell to have a big juicy creative life
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i don’t think they understood how big this bear they poked is gonna be
January 25, 2026 at 6:08 AM
i don’t think they understood how big this bear they poked is gonna be
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In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.
I have translated some of the highlights
I have translated some of the highlights
January 20, 2026 at 12:30 AM
In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.
I have translated some of the highlights
I have translated some of the highlights
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At the airport ...
January 18, 2026 at 8:32 AM
At the airport ...
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school being canceled because the president sent armed thugs to harass and imprison the populace for voting against him should be the biggest domestic scandal in american history
January 20, 2026 at 4:10 PM
school being canceled because the president sent armed thugs to harass and imprison the populace for voting against him should be the biggest domestic scandal in american history
Feeling so lucky to be filming this in stunning South Africa with some old — and new! — friends. Wherever you roam, you gotta find your people. They’re out there: trust. ❤️ www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
Sophia Bush, Jerry O’Connell, Violet McGraw to Star in YA Comedy ‘Summer’s Last Resort’ (Exclusive)
Director Melanie Scrofano's Tubi Original feature is currently in production and centers on a teen aiming to sabotage her mom's new romance.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
January 15, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Feeling so lucky to be filming this in stunning South Africa with some old — and new! — friends. Wherever you roam, you gotta find your people. They’re out there: trust. ❤️ www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
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www.tiktok.com/t/ZThYcyWSp/ sharing from TikTok because I found this to be motivating
January 11, 2026 at 7:27 PM
www.tiktok.com/t/ZThYcyWSp/ sharing from TikTok because I found this to be motivating
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Today’s “living in my brain rent-free” paragraph www.nytimes.com/2026/01/11/b...
January 11, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Today’s “living in my brain rent-free” paragraph www.nytimes.com/2026/01/11/b...
It would have been easy for the regime to pretend this was a terrible accident & that one ICE officer was excessive & will be disciplined — then continue their reign of misogynist, bigoted terror anyway. But they’re too revved up & thin-skinned to admit even ONE wrong. Literal toddlers. With guns.
January 10, 2026 at 5:45 AM
It would have been easy for the regime to pretend this was a terrible accident & that one ICE officer was excessive & will be disciplined — then continue their reign of misogynist, bigoted terror anyway. But they’re too revved up & thin-skinned to admit even ONE wrong. Literal toddlers. With guns.
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Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
Penguins (complimentary)
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Penguins (complimentary)
Getting sworn in on the Sweet Valley High book where Jessica goes topless to let my haters know it’s so fucking on
Strange takes on Mayor Zamdani swearing his oath on the Qu’ran. It has nothing to do with church & state. The point of the oath is for the person swearing in to do so upon some text that is sacred TO THEM. Some Presidents swore in w/o any book. John Quincy Adams was sworn on a law book. His choice.
January 2, 2026 at 7:45 AM
Getting sworn in on the Sweet Valley High book where Jessica goes topless to let my haters know it’s so fucking on
Happy almost New Year’s from the BA lounge in Heathrow. You did it, kids: you survived 2025. And I will be kissing its butt goodbye at midnight over African skies. ❤️
December 31, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Happy almost New Year’s from the BA lounge in Heathrow. You did it, kids: you survived 2025. And I will be kissing its butt goodbye at midnight over African skies. ❤️
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The Inequality in Hollywood is SHAMEFUL.
December 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The Inequality in Hollywood is SHAMEFUL.
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think about miss piggy's place in popular culture and she's just universally acknowledged as a total babe. now think about the fact that this was a gag ("lipstick on a pig") when the muppet show started. she is a pioneer that moved that needle via sheer grind
she really did this. she's really her.
she really did this. she's really her.
December 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
think about miss piggy's place in popular culture and she's just universally acknowledged as a total babe. now think about the fact that this was a gag ("lipstick on a pig") when the muppet show started. she is a pioneer that moved that needle via sheer grind
she really did this. she's really her.
she really did this. she's really her.
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Merry Christmas, everyone!
Cardiff couple invited man in for Christmas, he stayed for 45 years
An arrangement Rob and Dianne Parsons thought would last a few days ended up changing their lives.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Merry Christmas, everyone!
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god I'm starving, you know what I could use right now? an infant so tender and mild
February 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
god I'm starving, you know what I could use right now? an infant so tender and mild
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[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
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Me this morning: I actually love Christmas shopping!
Me this afternoon: the reindeer should die in a fire
Me this afternoon: the reindeer should die in a fire
December 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Me this morning: I actually love Christmas shopping!
Me this afternoon: the reindeer should die in a fire
Me this afternoon: the reindeer should die in a fire
On behalf of Short People re. Nikki Minaj: we denounce her evil, tiny works
December 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
On behalf of Short People re. Nikki Minaj: we denounce her evil, tiny works
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America is crumbling while Canada is making sexy gay hockey shows. They are the superior country.
December 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
America is crumbling while Canada is making sexy gay hockey shows. They are the superior country.
I’m tired of the bad guys suffering no consequences can we try a thing where they do and they’re ample
December 20, 2025 at 7:03 AM
I’m tired of the bad guys suffering no consequences can we try a thing where they do and they’re ample
Newsflash: James Cameron Keeps Raising The Avabar, probably
December 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Newsflash: James Cameron Keeps Raising The Avabar, probably
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it does not require a super genius to predict that people will start hating you if you spend a lot of time telling them that you’re coming for their jobs and careers
December 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
it does not require a super genius to predict that people will start hating you if you spend a lot of time telling them that you’re coming for their jobs and careers