Emily Andras
@emandras.bsky.social
Writer of scripts. Attempter some quips. Eater your chips. #WynonnaEarp etc.
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0028118/
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0028118/
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Emily Andras
@emandras.bsky.social
· Jun 10
Monday reminder: it’s ok to try like hell to have a big juicy creative life
Getting sworn in on the Sweet Valley High book where Jessica goes topless to let my haters know it’s so fucking on
Strange takes on Mayor Zamdani swearing his oath on the Qu’ran. It has nothing to do with church & state. The point of the oath is for the person swearing in to do so upon some text that is sacred TO THEM. Some Presidents swore in w/o any book. John Quincy Adams was sworn on a law book. His choice.
January 2, 2026 at 7:45 AM
Getting sworn in on the Sweet Valley High book where Jessica goes topless to let my haters know it’s so fucking on
Happy almost New Year’s from the BA lounge in Heathrow. You did it, kids: you survived 2025. And I will be kissing its butt goodbye at midnight over African skies. ❤️
December 31, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Happy almost New Year’s from the BA lounge in Heathrow. You did it, kids: you survived 2025. And I will be kissing its butt goodbye at midnight over African skies. ❤️
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The Inequality in Hollywood is SHAMEFUL.
December 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The Inequality in Hollywood is SHAMEFUL.
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think about miss piggy's place in popular culture and she's just universally acknowledged as a total babe. now think about the fact that this was a gag ("lipstick on a pig") when the muppet show started. she is a pioneer that moved that needle via sheer grind
she really did this. she's really her.
she really did this. she's really her.
December 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
think about miss piggy's place in popular culture and she's just universally acknowledged as a total babe. now think about the fact that this was a gag ("lipstick on a pig") when the muppet show started. she is a pioneer that moved that needle via sheer grind
she really did this. she's really her.
she really did this. she's really her.
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Merry Christmas, everyone!
Cardiff couple invited man in for Christmas, he stayed for 45 years
An arrangement Rob and Dianne Parsons thought would last a few days ended up changing their lives.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Merry Christmas, everyone!
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god I'm starving, you know what I could use right now? an infant so tender and mild
February 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
god I'm starving, you know what I could use right now? an infant so tender and mild
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[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
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Simply
Having
A wonderful
Having
A wonderful
December 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Simply
Having
A wonderful
Having
A wonderful
Me this morning: I actually love Christmas shopping!
Me this afternoon: the reindeer should die in a fire
Me this afternoon: the reindeer should die in a fire
December 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Me this morning: I actually love Christmas shopping!
Me this afternoon: the reindeer should die in a fire
Me this afternoon: the reindeer should die in a fire
On behalf of Short People re. Nikki Minaj: we denounce her evil, tiny works
December 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
On behalf of Short People re. Nikki Minaj: we denounce her evil, tiny works
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America is crumbling while Canada is making sexy gay hockey shows. They are the superior country.
December 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
America is crumbling while Canada is making sexy gay hockey shows. They are the superior country.
I’m tired of the bad guys suffering no consequences can we try a thing where they do and they’re ample
December 20, 2025 at 7:03 AM
I’m tired of the bad guys suffering no consequences can we try a thing where they do and they’re ample
Newsflash: James Cameron Keeps Raising The Avabar, probably
December 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Newsflash: James Cameron Keeps Raising The Avabar, probably
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it does not require a super genius to predict that people will start hating you if you spend a lot of time telling them that you’re coming for their jobs and careers
December 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
it does not require a super genius to predict that people will start hating you if you spend a lot of time telling them that you’re coming for their jobs and careers
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
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"This promise of an AI future, is really just a collective anxiety that wealthy people have about how well they're gonna be able to control us in the future."
- @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit.
Incredible words.
Listen to all of it!
- @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit.
Incredible words.
Listen to all of it!
December 19, 2025 at 12:24 PM
"This promise of an AI future, is really just a collective anxiety that wealthy people have about how well they're gonna be able to control us in the future."
- @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit.
Incredible words.
Listen to all of it!
- @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit.
Incredible words.
Listen to all of it!
When the weather outside is frightful
If mean to the barista I spite y’all
If mean to the barista I spite y’all
December 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
When the weather outside is frightful
If mean to the barista I spite y’all
If mean to the barista I spite y’all
RIP JFK you would have loved future ICE sponsored UFC matches here
Kennedy Center to be renamed Trump-Kennedy Center —Karoline Leavitt x.com/PressSec/sta...
December 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
RIP JFK you would have loved future ICE sponsored UFC matches here
Taj Mahal to be renamed My Ex Drools Emily Rules
Kennedy Center to be renamed Trump-Kennedy Center —Karoline Leavitt x.com/PressSec/sta...
December 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Taj Mahal to be renamed My Ex Drools Emily Rules
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Are these the same companies that told us the robot could do it?
December 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Are these the same companies that told us the robot could do it?
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why aren't they throwing bread at me. what do the ducks have that i do not
December 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
why aren't they throwing bread at me. what do the ducks have that i do not
Even dead Epstein is like poor taste, bestie
December 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Even dead Epstein is like poor taste, bestie
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
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the good that you do persists in this world
December 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
the good that you do persists in this world