@jennhan.bsky.social
Anti-car, anti-work, pro-plants, pro-art, pro-tits
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Coke admitted they had to generate 70,000 video clips for their latest Christmas slopvertising
BY MY CALCS:
- 4x the CO2 impact of a normal ad project
- 1 day of 2-5 medium hospitals
- 1 month of 250 households
- 44 years of continuous Netflix viewing
futurism.com/artificial-i...
BY MY CALCS:
- 4x the CO2 impact of a normal ad project
- 1 day of 2-5 medium hospitals
- 1 month of 250 households
- 44 years of continuous Netflix viewing
futurism.com/artificial-i...
December 17, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Coke admitted they had to generate 70,000 video clips for their latest Christmas slopvertising
BY MY CALCS:
- 4x the CO2 impact of a normal ad project
- 1 day of 2-5 medium hospitals
- 1 month of 250 households
- 44 years of continuous Netflix viewing
futurism.com/artificial-i...
BY MY CALCS:
- 4x the CO2 impact of a normal ad project
- 1 day of 2-5 medium hospitals
- 1 month of 250 households
- 44 years of continuous Netflix viewing
futurism.com/artificial-i...
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Trying to imagine what it'd take for me to yell at a server. Like if I ordered an omelette and they brought me a bowl of rats? But I'd probably still just be like "I'm sorry, you seem to have brought me someone else's bowl of rats."
September 23, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Trying to imagine what it'd take for me to yell at a server. Like if I ordered an omelette and they brought me a bowl of rats? But I'd probably still just be like "I'm sorry, you seem to have brought me someone else's bowl of rats."
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Four hours Jesus Christ what is this Lawrence of a Lesbian
Triple Lesbian - A Woman, Another Woman, And Yet Another Woman In A Steamy Threesome - 4 Hours
December 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Four hours Jesus Christ what is this Lawrence of a Lesbian
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Local restaurant listing this menu item as "girl dinner" speaks to me in the craziest way
December 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Local restaurant listing this menu item as "girl dinner" speaks to me in the craziest way
Look, my favorite grandfather was definitely racist, and he died before I understood that. I feel blessed that all I have are nice memories. No way in hell do I want this.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Look, my favorite grandfather was definitely racist, and he died before I understood that. I feel blessed that all I have are nice memories. No way in hell do I want this.
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Thinking about what a miracle Sinners was and how the studio behind it will end up in the hands of either people who think movies should be optimized to watch with the bathroom door open or a guy who wants to make cartoons where Scooby Doo joins the IDF
December 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Thinking about what a miracle Sinners was and how the studio behind it will end up in the hands of either people who think movies should be optimized to watch with the bathroom door open or a guy who wants to make cartoons where Scooby Doo joins the IDF
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Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
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I wrote a Thanksgiving poem last year, and isn’t it true that everyone enjoys leftovers? Make a sandwich with this, reheat it on low.
November 27, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I wrote a Thanksgiving poem last year, and isn’t it true that everyone enjoys leftovers? Make a sandwich with this, reheat it on low.
The Chicago Thanksgiving is 1000% better than Macy's could ever be
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The Chicago Thanksgiving is 1000% better than Macy's could ever be
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they made an offscreen TikTok husband you can buy
The loading-the-dishwasher struggle is real. Even—or especially—for the $20,000 1X Neo humanoid home robot.
🔗: on.wsj.com/47whlZ1
🔗: on.wsj.com/47whlZ1
October 31, 2025 at 6:45 PM
they made an offscreen TikTok husband you can buy
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trying to understand the mind of the american voter is like peering into a cursed grimoire that destroys your sanity
October 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
trying to understand the mind of the american voter is like peering into a cursed grimoire that destroys your sanity
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Why would I want to see that
Despite early, and familiar, copyright growing pains, Sora may be the prelude to AI-generated on-demand TV and movies
Want to See Marilyn Monroe in Game of Thrones? AI Could Make It Soon
Despite early, and familiar, copyright growing pains, Sora may be the prelude to AI-generated on-demand TV and movies
www.scientificamerican.com
October 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Why would I want to see that
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Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah
Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen
Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah
Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen
Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah
Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
October 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah
Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen
Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah
Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen
Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah
Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
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i was going to say that im too hinged for this but I actually have one: most introductions to works of fiction should be afterwords!!! don't talk about the shit that happens in the book, I haven't read it yet!!
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
i was going to say that im too hinged for this but I actually have one: most introductions to works of fiction should be afterwords!!! don't talk about the shit that happens in the book, I haven't read it yet!!
Every October I watch a lot of baseball and get really obsessed about one new-to-me handsome guy, and this year's fella is Sal Frelick #gobrewers
October 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Every October I watch a lot of baseball and get really obsessed about one new-to-me handsome guy, and this year's fella is Sal Frelick #gobrewers
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confident that if they could, cats would smoke cigarettes
September 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
confident that if they could, cats would smoke cigarettes
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Grim Reaper at the grocery store with real “I don’t know, what the hell am I supposed to do about it” hands
September 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Grim Reaper at the grocery store with real “I don’t know, what the hell am I supposed to do about it” hands
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I know people are getting dumber because I can answer more questions on Jeopardy now.
September 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I know people are getting dumber because I can answer more questions on Jeopardy now.
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Funniest possible person to say nothing bad happened when he was a kid as a result of everyone having guns
RFK Jr: We had lots of guns when we were kids. Kids brought guns to school and were encouraged to do so. And nobody was walking into schools and shooting people. There are many things that could explain this. One is the dependence on psychiatric drugs.
September 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Funniest possible person to say nothing bad happened when he was a kid as a result of everyone having guns
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Ron DeSantis has the music taste of a Dreamworks movie about a guinea pig who becomes a pop star
August 1, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Ron DeSantis has the music taste of a Dreamworks movie about a guinea pig who becomes a pop star