Sarah 🫀🦇
@quarkitty.bsky.social
🗡️ Anachronisric medievalist 🩸 30s ⚰️ Dolly Parton on the inside; Elvira on the outside 🕷️ still on neopets 💾 nature friend 🐌 american in germany. 🐺 weird furry thing. 🥀 Bookworm. 🪱 she
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Sarah 🫀🦇
@quarkitty.bsky.social
· Aug 31
Pinned post hello: Let’s be friends! My name is Sarah and I’m passionate about literature, nature, history, my cats, vegan cooking, Nintendo games and wine. Fill my inbox with Garfield memes. I’m an American living in Germany with my husband and might just be a vampire. 🦇 ♥️
I know everyone thinks Totoro is a cozy movie but when the kids think their mom is dying makes me SOB. It reminds me too much of my cousin when my aunt died and hurts my entire heart. I want to scoop her up in Catbus. I want her back. Why am I watching this while I’m sick & sad!
January 14, 2026 at 10:34 AM
I know everyone thinks Totoro is a cozy movie but when the kids think their mom is dying makes me SOB. It reminds me too much of my cousin when my aunt died and hurts my entire heart. I want to scoop her up in Catbus. I want her back. Why am I watching this while I’m sick & sad!
Psychopomp is an incredible word. It sounds like an edgy band or someone’s indie horror game and I love that for us newly departed souls.
January 13, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Psychopomp is an incredible word. It sounds like an edgy band or someone’s indie horror game and I love that for us newly departed souls.
Everyone tell Ivy she did a good job at the vet. They diagnosed her with Annoying Cat Disease, it’s extremely infectious. (She’s fine, but she’s going to need some dental work soon!)
January 13, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Everyone tell Ivy she did a good job at the vet. They diagnosed her with Annoying Cat Disease, it’s extremely infectious. (She’s fine, but she’s going to need some dental work soon!)
Unreal that part of the river is still frozen. Some ducks were playing in the melted parts, swimming around in circles, antsy for the rest to thaw out!
January 13, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Unreal that part of the river is still frozen. Some ducks were playing in the melted parts, swimming around in circles, antsy for the rest to thaw out!
Read. A brief journey through the festivities and yearly traditions of the Anglo-Saxons. Some of this I will implement in my own life, and while I knew nearly all of the Christian holiday traditions, it was great fun to read Old English poetry. Stave off the winter blues.
January 13, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Read. A brief journey through the festivities and yearly traditions of the Anglo-Saxons. Some of this I will implement in my own life, and while I knew nearly all of the Christian holiday traditions, it was great fun to read Old English poetry. Stave off the winter blues.
Actually said out loud in disbelief “God is real and loves me” at the Star Trek episode I’m watching turning into Robin Hood and putting Picard in a little outfit, just for me, just for me.
January 12, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Actually said out loud in disbelief “God is real and loves me” at the Star Trek episode I’m watching turning into Robin Hood and putting Picard in a little outfit, just for me, just for me.
My marriage is shipwreck wife and plane crash husband. Perfect combo.
January 12, 2026 at 6:04 PM
My marriage is shipwreck wife and plane crash husband. Perfect combo.
never want a sister more than when I see sister girl groups. Not HAIM, but like, The Andrews Sisters.
January 12, 2026 at 3:43 PM
never want a sister more than when I see sister girl groups. Not HAIM, but like, The Andrews Sisters.
I gotta say. Having a Snoopy planner really has made me use it every day. I see his smiling face and I cannot let him down.
January 12, 2026 at 2:51 PM
I gotta say. Having a Snoopy planner really has made me use it every day. I see his smiling face and I cannot let him down.
Reasons for living #571: when cats spread their toes without even opening their eyes. Lazy bastards, they’re allowed such flagrant displays of sloth.
January 11, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Reasons for living #571: when cats spread their toes without even opening their eyes. Lazy bastards, they’re allowed such flagrant displays of sloth.
I honestly forgot what the sun felt like, this is the first day in ages it isn’t snowing or raining and the neighborhood chickens were all warming their butts. So was my feverish ass, making it slowly to better days. Very slowly.
January 11, 2026 at 3:10 PM
I honestly forgot what the sun felt like, this is the first day in ages it isn’t snowing or raining and the neighborhood chickens were all warming their butts. So was my feverish ass, making it slowly to better days. Very slowly.
Read. Fine-tuned, biting criticism about hypocritical social constraints of Elite New York, Wharton is empathetic and honest in her character and conflict craftsmanship. Enough yearning to choke a horse, and oh it is RICH. Excellent sense of place, vivid, romantic, and PAINFUL.
January 11, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Read. Fine-tuned, biting criticism about hypocritical social constraints of Elite New York, Wharton is empathetic and honest in her character and conflict craftsmanship. Enough yearning to choke a horse, and oh it is RICH. Excellent sense of place, vivid, romantic, and PAINFUL.
I went out of my comfort zone and got an orange-hued lipstick but now I feel like I match my platypus.
January 10, 2026 at 7:27 PM
I went out of my comfort zone and got an orange-hued lipstick but now I feel like I match my platypus.
I love when I’m showing my husband pictures on my phone but then scroll one too far and he accidentally sees shit like this:
January 10, 2026 at 4:31 PM
I love when I’m showing my husband pictures on my phone but then scroll one too far and he accidentally sees shit like this:
I never felt more self-conscious in my life than when my father-in-law picked us up in his car and asked, “Oh did you cook with garlic earlier?” Ladies, we ate garlic the day BEFORE. Do I smell of perpetual garlic? Am I Wario?
January 10, 2026 at 3:40 PM
I never felt more self-conscious in my life than when my father-in-law picked us up in his car and asked, “Oh did you cook with garlic earlier?” Ladies, we ate garlic the day BEFORE. Do I smell of perpetual garlic? Am I Wario?
Watched the Star Trek episode where a woman pretending to be THE DEVIL attempts to seduce Picard and I have never related to a woman harder. How I’m showing up in his quarters after hours with some sonnets and wine.
January 9, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Watched the Star Trek episode where a woman pretending to be THE DEVIL attempts to seduce Picard and I have never related to a woman harder. How I’m showing up in his quarters after hours with some sonnets and wine.
DHL lost and refound my lipstick order, do we forgive them? Or should I round ‘em up and lasso them?
January 9, 2026 at 7:07 PM
DHL lost and refound my lipstick order, do we forgive them? Or should I round ‘em up and lasso them?
The 90s live action 101 Dalmatians is certainly not a good movie but must a movie be good, is it not enough for Glenn Close to have nine different amazing outfits?
January 9, 2026 at 3:23 PM
The 90s live action 101 Dalmatians is certainly not a good movie but must a movie be good, is it not enough for Glenn Close to have nine different amazing outfits?
I had this comic book as a kid and I used to hide it because I thought the word “fink” was exceptionally bad. I assumed it was like, the super F-word because if I never heard it before then it must be REAL bad.
January 9, 2026 at 3:06 PM
I had this comic book as a kid and I used to hide it because I thought the word “fink” was exceptionally bad. I assumed it was like, the super F-word because if I never heard it before then it must be REAL bad.
Fart IQ + fart IQ = ??
January 8, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Fart IQ + fart IQ = ??
The flu has me bored as hell, searching for outlets and I’ve come to the repeated conclusion that we need to bring back blogs in a big way. Look at this gold.
January 8, 2026 at 3:30 PM
The flu has me bored as hell, searching for outlets and I’ve come to the repeated conclusion that we need to bring back blogs in a big way. Look at this gold.
I was reading Edith Wharton’s Wikipedia page and a) “keeping up with the Joneses” may have referred to her family but more importantly b) she had an incredible nickname in youth:
January 8, 2026 at 1:52 PM
I was reading Edith Wharton’s Wikipedia page and a) “keeping up with the Joneses” may have referred to her family but more importantly b) she had an incredible nickname in youth:
What’s my emotional state like lately? Well, crying over an article on the Sesame Street website about pet bonds, that’s a clue.
January 7, 2026 at 5:55 PM
What’s my emotional state like lately? Well, crying over an article on the Sesame Street website about pet bonds, that’s a clue.
Don’t ever think I’m cool because I am Ned Flanders in more ways than is comfortable. This episode always mildly irked me as a kid because I REALLY wanted to hear about the apple cider.
January 7, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Don’t ever think I’m cool because I am Ned Flanders in more ways than is comfortable. This episode always mildly irked me as a kid because I REALLY wanted to hear about the apple cider.
There are an awful lot of fish-shaped jelly molds out there. Please tell me that doesn’t mean there’s an equivalent amount of fish jello.
January 7, 2026 at 3:13 PM
There are an awful lot of fish-shaped jelly molds out there. Please tell me that doesn’t mean there’s an equivalent amount of fish jello.