Sarah 🫀🦇
@quarkitty.bsky.social
🗡️ Anachronisric medievalist 🩸 30s ⚰️ Dolly Parton on the inside; Elvira on the outside 🕷️ still on neopets 💾 nature friend 🐌 american in germany. 🐺 weird furry thing. 🥀 Bookworm. 🪱 she/any
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Sarah 🫀🦇
@quarkitty.bsky.social
· Aug 31
Pinned post hello: Let’s be friends! My name is Sarah and I’m passionate about literature, nature, history, my cats, vegan cooking, Nintendo games and wine. Fill my inbox with Garfield memes. I’m an American living in Germany with my husband and might just be a vampire. 🦇 ♥️
My embarrassing little secret is that nearly every time I go to the bathroom, I give myself a peace sign in the mirror.
November 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
My embarrassing little secret is that nearly every time I go to the bathroom, I give myself a peace sign in the mirror.
It’s mid-November and I have already worn a Christmas sweater and bought reindeer antlers to wear
November 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
It’s mid-November and I have already worn a Christmas sweater and bought reindeer antlers to wear
Every bad photo of ivy looks like album cover art, but like, for a rushed EP that gets middling reviews.
November 14, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Every bad photo of ivy looks like album cover art, but like, for a rushed EP that gets middling reviews.
What crimes would I have to commit to get a library card catalogue of my very own for my home, because that is my end goal
November 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
What crimes would I have to commit to get a library card catalogue of my very own for my home, because that is my end goal
Come over and pick a costume, I’m really feeling Technik down there.
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Come over and pick a costume, I’m really feeling Technik down there.
Bro I have not been feeling very well and I’m over this body, just the entire concept, I want out from the whole experience.
November 13, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Bro I have not been feeling very well and I’m over this body, just the entire concept, I want out from the whole experience.
Been watching a flock of pigeons fly circuits together around a tree for a solid five minutes. Do they exercise, is it like running laps? Is it a zest for life?
November 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Been watching a flock of pigeons fly circuits together around a tree for a solid five minutes. Do they exercise, is it like running laps? Is it a zest for life?
When I was a kid, the baby phat brand felt like, Grace Kelly levels of elegance. The rhinestone logo on the jeans pocket? Call the priest because 11 year old me was coveting goods.
November 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
When I was a kid, the baby phat brand felt like, Grace Kelly levels of elegance. The rhinestone logo on the jeans pocket? Call the priest because 11 year old me was coveting goods.
I’ve never had a freezer that can make its own ice cubes. Feels cannibalistic somehow, not right, it’s just not in the natural order.
November 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I’ve never had a freezer that can make its own ice cubes. Feels cannibalistic somehow, not right, it’s just not in the natural order.
Re-read. One of the finest final pages, right? Pure honey in the last line. Haven’t read this since high school and it deserves the eyes of adulthood, with all the nostalgia and mired capitalistic dreams that come with it. A LOT more here about race than I remembered, a surprise.
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Re-read. One of the finest final pages, right? Pure honey in the last line. Haven’t read this since high school and it deserves the eyes of adulthood, with all the nostalgia and mired capitalistic dreams that come with it. A LOT more here about race than I remembered, a surprise.
Diving swans look so funny, like where’s the rest of you little guy? What do you see down there? Busy blowing bubbles?
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Diving swans look so funny, like where’s the rest of you little guy? What do you see down there? Busy blowing bubbles?
My husband and I have started watching Star Trek the next generation in the evenings and I am having such a slice of fun pie. Clapping like a seal every time Data is on screen.
November 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
My husband and I have started watching Star Trek the next generation in the evenings and I am having such a slice of fun pie. Clapping like a seal every time Data is on screen.
I love finding unusual flavored toothpastes and today I bought myrrh. It’s about to get the three wise men up in here.
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I love finding unusual flavored toothpastes and today I bought myrrh. It’s about to get the three wise men up in here.
Do we think Herman Melville would go on the Moby dick fair ride with me? Do you think he’d hold my hand if I was scared
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Do we think Herman Melville would go on the Moby dick fair ride with me? Do you think he’d hold my hand if I was scared
My one claim to six degrees of separation is that I luckily got to meet and talk to Joyce carol oates in uni. I really wish I was able to take my signed copy of black water when I moved, she was so sweet and truly is the GOAT.
November 11, 2025 at 7:07 AM
My one claim to six degrees of separation is that I luckily got to meet and talk to Joyce carol oates in uni. I really wish I was able to take my signed copy of black water when I moved, she was so sweet and truly is the GOAT.
Pokemon…Jesus? Or like, does this mean mewtwo….
November 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Pokemon…Jesus? Or like, does this mean mewtwo….
Is anyone else’s cat obsessed with tissue boxes? I’ve had three cats in adulthood and all three have loved rubbing their faces on tissue boxes, biting them, sleeping on them.
Picture here: a tissue box destroyer.
Picture here: a tissue box destroyer.
November 10, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Is anyone else’s cat obsessed with tissue boxes? I’ve had three cats in adulthood and all three have loved rubbing their faces on tissue boxes, biting them, sleeping on them.
Picture here: a tissue box destroyer.
Picture here: a tissue box destroyer.
Getting emotional about my childhood Puppy Surprise toy. She was a SINGLE MOM. Three beautiful healthy babies that I, aged six, helped deliver.
November 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Getting emotional about my childhood Puppy Surprise toy. She was a SINGLE MOM. Three beautiful healthy babies that I, aged six, helped deliver.
I just think the great British bake off should run all year, the people yearn for it, it’s on my hierarchy of needs.
November 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I just think the great British bake off should run all year, the people yearn for it, it’s on my hierarchy of needs.
“Don’t let the crazy stripes fool you…they’re vanilla too!” Love this ad assuring people in the 60s that their ice cream won’t be TOO wild, heavens forbid.
November 9, 2025 at 3:38 PM
“Don’t let the crazy stripes fool you…they’re vanilla too!” Love this ad assuring people in the 60s that their ice cream won’t be TOO wild, heavens forbid.
Read. Velvet prose, a gorgeous tapestry of reflective, interior-focused writing. Lily is one of the most layered, faulty, self-absorbed, YET empathetic and witty characters in fiction. I did not know this was a tragedy. I expected romance. My heart is a wound! What a MASTERPIECE.
November 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Read. Velvet prose, a gorgeous tapestry of reflective, interior-focused writing. Lily is one of the most layered, faulty, self-absorbed, YET empathetic and witty characters in fiction. I did not know this was a tragedy. I expected romance. My heart is a wound! What a MASTERPIECE.
Staying alive to be first in line for gremlins 3
November 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Staying alive to be first in line for gremlins 3
The level of silk shirt soul music outside in the rain romance I’m on is that every weekend, I ask my husband to pick out my lipstick color. Collab.
November 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The level of silk shirt soul music outside in the rain romance I’m on is that every weekend, I ask my husband to pick out my lipstick color. Collab.
I am getting into heaven solely because of how many blankets I’ve selflessly given to my cats. Buy a new blanket? No, that’s the cat blanket now.
November 8, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I am getting into heaven solely because of how many blankets I’ve selflessly given to my cats. Buy a new blanket? No, that’s the cat blanket now.
Looking at my YouTube history after getting stoned last night and it’s a real portrait, huh.
November 8, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Looking at my YouTube history after getting stoned last night and it’s a real portrait, huh.