Sarah 🫀🦇
@quarkitty.bsky.social
🗡️ Anachronisric medievalist 🩸 30s ⚰️ Dolly Parton on the inside; Elvira on the outside 🕷️ still on neopets 💾 nature friend 🐌 american in germany. 🐺 weird furry thing. 🥀 Bookworm. 🪱 she
Pinned
Sarah 🫀🦇
@quarkitty.bsky.social
· Aug 31
Pinned post hello: Let’s be friends! My name is Sarah and I’m passionate about literature, nature, history, my cats, vegan cooking, Nintendo games and wine. Fill my inbox with Garfield memes. I’m an American living in Germany with my husband and might just be a vampire. 🦇 ♥️
The flu has me bored as hell, searching for outlets and I’ve come to the repeated conclusion that we need to bring back blogs in a big way. Look at this gold.
January 8, 2026 at 3:30 PM
The flu has me bored as hell, searching for outlets and I’ve come to the repeated conclusion that we need to bring back blogs in a big way. Look at this gold.
I was reading Edith Wharton’s Wikipedia page and a) “keeping up with the Joneses” may have referred to her family but more importantly b) she had an incredible nickname in youth:
January 8, 2026 at 1:52 PM
I was reading Edith Wharton’s Wikipedia page and a) “keeping up with the Joneses” may have referred to her family but more importantly b) she had an incredible nickname in youth:
What’s my emotional state like lately? Well, crying over an article on the Sesame Street website about pet bonds, that’s a clue.
January 7, 2026 at 5:55 PM
What’s my emotional state like lately? Well, crying over an article on the Sesame Street website about pet bonds, that’s a clue.
Don’t ever think I’m cool because I am Ned Flanders in more ways than is comfortable. This episode always mildly irked me as a kid because I REALLY wanted to hear about the apple cider.
January 7, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Don’t ever think I’m cool because I am Ned Flanders in more ways than is comfortable. This episode always mildly irked me as a kid because I REALLY wanted to hear about the apple cider.
There are an awful lot of fish-shaped jelly molds out there. Please tell me that doesn’t mean there’s an equivalent amount of fish jello.
January 7, 2026 at 3:13 PM
There are an awful lot of fish-shaped jelly molds out there. Please tell me that doesn’t mean there’s an equivalent amount of fish jello.
Read. Oh this was a funny one. The vicar is an immediate charmer, especially paired with Miss Marple. This was my first Marple book and I enjoyed the slice of life aspect just as much as Poirot’s investigations. I can never guess the murderer correctly because I’m dumb of ass.
January 7, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Read. Oh this was a funny one. The vicar is an immediate charmer, especially paired with Miss Marple. This was my first Marple book and I enjoyed the slice of life aspect just as much as Poirot’s investigations. I can never guess the murderer correctly because I’m dumb of ass.
Flu update: just as horrid as yesterday, if not a touch more. I feel like the suds episode of SpongeBob, only no one is doing any medieval torture on me, TRAGICALLY, unfortunately!
January 6, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Flu update: just as horrid as yesterday, if not a touch more. I feel like the suds episode of SpongeBob, only no one is doing any medieval torture on me, TRAGICALLY, unfortunately!
So fifty sheep walked into a supermarket in my state. That’s all. Simple as that, here’s the photo from the article.
January 6, 2026 at 3:20 PM
So fifty sheep walked into a supermarket in my state. That’s all. Simple as that, here’s the photo from the article.
The weather girls are not sure what to make of snow on the balcony. Fix it, mom, fix it.
January 6, 2026 at 3:10 PM
The weather girls are not sure what to make of snow on the balcony. Fix it, mom, fix it.
Yayyy, kids in my neighborhood are going round for epiphany singing! The little kid carrying the star through the snow looked so proud. More traditions should involve door to door communal singing. Just do it once a month, we’ll find a reason.
January 6, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Yayyy, kids in my neighborhood are going round for epiphany singing! The little kid carrying the star through the snow looked so proud. More traditions should involve door to door communal singing. Just do it once a month, we’ll find a reason.
I love my grocery store’s mascot and nearly cried with joy when they were giving out plush of him. Bo, you save me so much money on essentials. You will see the light of heaven.
January 5, 2026 at 6:04 PM
I love my grocery store’s mascot and nearly cried with joy when they were giving out plush of him. Bo, you save me so much money on essentials. You will see the light of heaven.
Please someone with a huge collection invite me over and play toys with me because I want to play with this diva Ursula doll like she’s a rich evil Sim.
January 5, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Please someone with a huge collection invite me over and play toys with me because I want to play with this diva Ursula doll like she’s a rich evil Sim.
Can “Glup Shitto” be used as John Doe for a dead unidentified alien?
January 5, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Can “Glup Shitto” be used as John Doe for a dead unidentified alien?
Read. Pure brilliance, masterful prose that mixes the archaic narrative voice with the lowdown life of Suttree & begs comparison with Faulkner. Equal parts riotously funny, disgustingly bawdy, and so close to making eye contact with God. Damnit Cormac, yeah, instant favorite.
January 5, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Read. Pure brilliance, masterful prose that mixes the archaic narrative voice with the lowdown life of Suttree & begs comparison with Faulkner. Equal parts riotously funny, disgustingly bawdy, and so close to making eye contact with God. Damnit Cormac, yeah, instant favorite.
Having the flu is good for one thing and one thing only. All that can be expected of me right now is a) providing a lap for cats and b) making Picard collages of every time he’s in that cunty little V-neck.
January 4, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Having the flu is good for one thing and one thing only. All that can be expected of me right now is a) providing a lap for cats and b) making Picard collages of every time he’s in that cunty little V-neck.
Just found out my best friend has NEVER heard of the soy sauce fish containers? WHAT?
January 4, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Just found out my best friend has NEVER heard of the soy sauce fish containers? WHAT?
I am sick with the flu, haven’t been this sick in years. so I’ve got Robin Hood on and what if I start shipping maid Marian and lady kluck. Sorry Robin but you’re in love with little John anyhow.
January 4, 2026 at 2:19 PM
I am sick with the flu, haven’t been this sick in years. so I’ve got Robin Hood on and what if I start shipping maid Marian and lady kluck. Sorry Robin but you’re in love with little John anyhow.
I think my entire personality was set by the fact that the first computer game I ever played was a surgery simulator on MS-DOS. There was only one way forward from there.
January 3, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I think my entire personality was set by the fact that the first computer game I ever played was a surgery simulator on MS-DOS. There was only one way forward from there.
Ladies and Labrador retrievers, she’s still sick but that will not stop her from trying on her new lipstick. Plus: this pin that was my grandmother’s with an unknown portrait on it, potentially haunted.
January 3, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Ladies and Labrador retrievers, she’s still sick but that will not stop her from trying on her new lipstick. Plus: this pin that was my grandmother’s with an unknown portrait on it, potentially haunted.
This creature is not beating the “doesn’t play with a ten euro toy; does play with a random string” allegations.
January 3, 2026 at 4:51 PM
This creature is not beating the “doesn’t play with a ten euro toy; does play with a random string” allegations.
My husband doesn’t use a bookmark, he just remembers what page he’s on and I need to know if this is common, weird, or a secret third thing.
January 3, 2026 at 3:00 PM
My husband doesn’t use a bookmark, he just remembers what page he’s on and I need to know if this is common, weird, or a secret third thing.
I went through all my old photos and the only pics I have of my dad are from his wedding and ones where his face is out of frame. So just know that my dad looks EXACTLY like Mario in the live action segments of the Mario bros super show. Like, unsettlingly similar.
January 2, 2026 at 7:34 PM
I went through all my old photos and the only pics I have of my dad are from his wedding and ones where his face is out of frame. So just know that my dad looks EXACTLY like Mario in the live action segments of the Mario bros super show. Like, unsettlingly similar.
I have a low grade fever so I’m making myself feel better by busting out the blue eyeshadow and pretending I’m a water type pokemon gym leader.
January 2, 2026 at 6:29 PM
I have a low grade fever so I’m making myself feel better by busting out the blue eyeshadow and pretending I’m a water type pokemon gym leader.
Alright everyone, what’s your favorite creature from tulgey woods? I’m partial to the broom dog but those pencil birds are a close second.
January 2, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Alright everyone, what’s your favorite creature from tulgey woods? I’m partial to the broom dog but those pencil birds are a close second.
Was waxing nostalgic about some of my old NJ haunts and was trying to remember the name of a place with enormous rum buckets. How could I ever forget STUFF YER FACE? Jersey, my beloved, my babe, I miss you, this is peak beauty and I’m barely being ironic.
January 2, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Was waxing nostalgic about some of my old NJ haunts and was trying to remember the name of a place with enormous rum buckets. How could I ever forget STUFF YER FACE? Jersey, my beloved, my babe, I miss you, this is peak beauty and I’m barely being ironic.