Sarah 🫀🦇
@quarkitty.bsky.social
🗡️ Anachronisric medievalist 🩸 30s ⚰️ Dolly Parton on the inside; Elvira on the outside 🕷️ still on neopets 💾 nature friend 🐌 american in germany. 🐺 weird furry thing. 🥀 Bookworm. 🪱 she/any
I am gonna balance Porygon like how people used to learn to walk with poise by stacking a book on their head.
November 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I am gonna balance Porygon like how people used to learn to walk with poise by stacking a book on their head.
I just think an alien species would find me neat, in the same tone of voice as when Marge Simpson holds up that potato.
November 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I just think an alien species would find me neat, in the same tone of voice as when Marge Simpson holds up that potato.
The thing about watching Star Trek the next generation (finally) is that every time Picard is on screen, I want to lay down my life for him. I want to gently slap his head like bongos.
November 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The thing about watching Star Trek the next generation (finally) is that every time Picard is on screen, I want to lay down my life for him. I want to gently slap his head like bongos.
It’s that time of year again, and I will defend hot Dr Pepper as NOT THAT BAD. Maybe not good, no, certainly not good. But I made the kombucha girl face several times over.
November 15, 2025 at 2:01 PM
It’s that time of year again, and I will defend hot Dr Pepper as NOT THAT BAD. Maybe not good, no, certainly not good. But I made the kombucha girl face several times over.
My embarrassing little secret is that nearly every time I go to the bathroom, I give myself a peace sign in the mirror.
November 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
My embarrassing little secret is that nearly every time I go to the bathroom, I give myself a peace sign in the mirror.
It’s mid-November and I have already worn a Christmas sweater and bought reindeer antlers to wear
November 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
It’s mid-November and I have already worn a Christmas sweater and bought reindeer antlers to wear
Every bad photo of ivy looks like album cover art, but like, for a rushed EP that gets middling reviews.
November 14, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Every bad photo of ivy looks like album cover art, but like, for a rushed EP that gets middling reviews.
What crimes would I have to commit to get a library card catalogue of my very own for my home, because that is my end goal
November 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
What crimes would I have to commit to get a library card catalogue of my very own for my home, because that is my end goal
I had the luxury of seeing these in person at a museum nearly ten years ago and I am still thinking about them!
November 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I had the luxury of seeing these in person at a museum nearly ten years ago and I am still thinking about them!
Come over and pick a costume, I’m really feeling Technik down there.
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Come over and pick a costume, I’m really feeling Technik down there.
Okay do you know Kate Wagner? I keep thinking of a line from her essay on the optometrist: “In short, they had what I wanted, especially in childhood: a magnificent out.”
I wish I could remove the glasses from my whole BEING for a while, you know? And thank you kindly, may it improve for us both!
I wish I could remove the glasses from my whole BEING for a while, you know? And thank you kindly, may it improve for us both!
November 13, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Okay do you know Kate Wagner? I keep thinking of a line from her essay on the optometrist: “In short, they had what I wanted, especially in childhood: a magnificent out.”
I wish I could remove the glasses from my whole BEING for a while, you know? And thank you kindly, may it improve for us both!
I wish I could remove the glasses from my whole BEING for a while, you know? And thank you kindly, may it improve for us both!
Bro I have not been feeling very well and I’m over this body, just the entire concept, I want out from the whole experience.
November 13, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Bro I have not been feeling very well and I’m over this body, just the entire concept, I want out from the whole experience.
When I was a kid, the baby phat brand felt like, Grace Kelly levels of elegance. The rhinestone logo on the jeans pocket? Call the priest because 11 year old me was coveting goods.
November 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
When I was a kid, the baby phat brand felt like, Grace Kelly levels of elegance. The rhinestone logo on the jeans pocket? Call the priest because 11 year old me was coveting goods.
More importantly, I think it’s high time for the knickerbocker to make a comeback. I love when clothes has a SHAPE.
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
More importantly, I think it’s high time for the knickerbocker to make a comeback. I love when clothes has a SHAPE.
Re-read. One of the finest final pages, right? Pure honey in the last line. Haven’t read this since high school and it deserves the eyes of adulthood, with all the nostalgia and mired capitalistic dreams that come with it. A LOT more here about race than I remembered, a surprise.
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Re-read. One of the finest final pages, right? Pure honey in the last line. Haven’t read this since high school and it deserves the eyes of adulthood, with all the nostalgia and mired capitalistic dreams that come with it. A LOT more here about race than I remembered, a surprise.
Diving swans look so funny, like where’s the rest of you little guy? What do you see down there? Busy blowing bubbles?
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Diving swans look so funny, like where’s the rest of you little guy? What do you see down there? Busy blowing bubbles?
Omg okay what is this, it is apparently here and a) I need Simpsons toothpaste like, yesterday and b) THIRTEEN EURO FOR TOOTHPASTE?? Maybe I will ask Santa as a gag.
November 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Omg okay what is this, it is apparently here and a) I need Simpsons toothpaste like, yesterday and b) THIRTEEN EURO FOR TOOTHPASTE?? Maybe I will ask Santa as a gag.
Do we think Herman Melville would go on the Moby dick fair ride with me? Do you think he’d hold my hand if I was scared
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Do we think Herman Melville would go on the Moby dick fair ride with me? Do you think he’d hold my hand if I was scared
Pokemon…Jesus? Or like, does this mean mewtwo….
November 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Pokemon…Jesus? Or like, does this mean mewtwo….
Is anyone else’s cat obsessed with tissue boxes? I’ve had three cats in adulthood and all three have loved rubbing their faces on tissue boxes, biting them, sleeping on them.
Picture here: a tissue box destroyer.
Picture here: a tissue box destroyer.
November 10, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Is anyone else’s cat obsessed with tissue boxes? I’ve had three cats in adulthood and all three have loved rubbing their faces on tissue boxes, biting them, sleeping on them.
Picture here: a tissue box destroyer.
Picture here: a tissue box destroyer.
There was a reboot? She should be AT THE CLUB.
November 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
There was a reboot? She should be AT THE CLUB.
Getting emotional about my childhood Puppy Surprise toy. She was a SINGLE MOM. Three beautiful healthy babies that I, aged six, helped deliver.
November 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Getting emotional about my childhood Puppy Surprise toy. She was a SINGLE MOM. Three beautiful healthy babies that I, aged six, helped deliver.
“Don’t let the crazy stripes fool you…they’re vanilla too!” Love this ad assuring people in the 60s that their ice cream won’t be TOO wild, heavens forbid.
November 9, 2025 at 3:38 PM
“Don’t let the crazy stripes fool you…they’re vanilla too!” Love this ad assuring people in the 60s that their ice cream won’t be TOO wild, heavens forbid.