Jeff Rhodes
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Do it Lane. You son of a bitch. Do it.
December 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Do it Lane. You son of a bitch. Do it.
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"911, what's your emergency?"
In an absolute diamond-cutter accent, just horrible stuff on every vowel: "They're throwin' hoagies at Patullo's home over in Moorestown!"
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In an absolute diamond-cutter accent, just horrible stuff on every vowel: "They're throwin' hoagies at Patullo's home over in Moorestown!"
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Eagles OC's house gets egged after loss to Bears
The New Jersey home of Eagles offensive coordinator Kevin Patullo was vandalized with eggs early Saturday morning, following the team's loss to the Bears, police said.
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December 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
"911, what's your emergency?"
In an absolute diamond-cutter accent, just horrible stuff on every vowel: "They're throwin' hoagies at Patullo's home over in Moorestown!"
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
In an absolute diamond-cutter accent, just horrible stuff on every vowel: "They're throwin' hoagies at Patullo's home over in Moorestown!"
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
The Wedge Zone. Aka Early 2000s Cleveland.
September 2, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The Wedge Zone. Aka Early 2000s Cleveland.
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Let's remember some guys!
Immaculate Grid has teamed up with our friends at @defector.com to present "Remember Some Guys from the 21st Century."
Visit immaculategrid.com/remember this week to create and share a list of your favorite guys since 2000—there are no wrong answers!
Immaculate Grid has teamed up with our friends at @defector.com to present "Remember Some Guys from the 21st Century."
Visit immaculategrid.com/remember this week to create and share a list of your favorite guys since 2000—there are no wrong answers!
September 2, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Let's remember some guys!
Immaculate Grid has teamed up with our friends at @defector.com to present "Remember Some Guys from the 21st Century."
Visit immaculategrid.com/remember this week to create and share a list of your favorite guys since 2000—there are no wrong answers!
Immaculate Grid has teamed up with our friends at @defector.com to present "Remember Some Guys from the 21st Century."
Visit immaculategrid.com/remember this week to create and share a list of your favorite guys since 2000—there are no wrong answers!
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being afraid of the subway is so fucking funny. you mean the choo-choo train???
August 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
being afraid of the subway is so fucking funny. you mean the choo-choo train???
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Little League Pitcher Just Getting Fucking Shelled
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August 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Little League Pitcher Just Getting Fucking Shelled
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ANDREW DICE CLAY: *reading one of my emails on stage* LET me KNOWWW. if that time WORKS. FOR YOU. *does a weird little hunch thing* NO! WORRIES! IF! NOT!!!
ME: *to myself, in the audience* this is humiliating, why did i agree to this. ive gotta stand up to him.
ME: *to myself, in the audience* this is humiliating, why did i agree to this. ive gotta stand up to him.
July 12, 2025 at 11:51 AM
ANDREW DICE CLAY: *reading one of my emails on stage* LET me KNOWWW. if that time WORKS. FOR YOU. *does a weird little hunch thing* NO! WORRIES! IF! NOT!!!
ME: *to myself, in the audience* this is humiliating, why did i agree to this. ive gotta stand up to him.
ME: *to myself, in the audience* this is humiliating, why did i agree to this. ive gotta stand up to him.
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why not decommission it the usual way: launching it into a million pieces over protected wetlands
“In light of the President's statement about cancellation of my government contracts, @SpaceX will begin decommissioning its Dragon spacecraft immediately”
June 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
why not decommission it the usual way: launching it into a million pieces over protected wetlands
@pattymo.com I don't know who else to come to, but it's really upsetting that Dartmoor Otter and Butterflies Instagram is no more. I'm a little lost without Halloumi, Hercules, et al..
May 30, 2025 at 1:14 AM
@pattymo.com I don't know who else to come to, but it's really upsetting that Dartmoor Otter and Butterflies Instagram is no more. I'm a little lost without Halloumi, Hercules, et al..
Tied series? Game 3s are crucial, Game 5s are pivotal.
We always got with pivotal. It has basketball vibes.
In a 7 game series, do you prefer your game 5’s to be “crucial” or “pivotal”? @thepressbox.bsky.social
May 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Tied series? Game 3s are crucial, Game 5s are pivotal.
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Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me
May 11, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me
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Man we really lost two elections to a guy whose political instincts tell him to get on stage at an unrelated event and tell people they have too many days off
Trump: We'll have two victory days, World War I and World War II. In the future we're going to have a major celebration of each day. We're not going to have days off because we don't have enough days in the year. We have too many celebrations already.
May 8, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Man we really lost two elections to a guy whose political instincts tell him to get on stage at an unrelated event and tell people they have too many days off
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End Product Of The Mo Salah Selfie 🤳😍
April 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
End Product Of The Mo Salah Selfie 🤳😍
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[Pushes cowboy hat back, spits tobacco juice, squints into the distance] Well son looks like we got ourselves a conclave
April 21, 2025 at 8:58 AM
[Pushes cowboy hat back, spits tobacco juice, squints into the distance] Well son looks like we got ourselves a conclave
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Thirty years ago today, the New Orleans-based alternative rock band Better than Ezra released its hit single “Good,” marking the first-ever Good Friday, which has now grown into a major holiday celebrated throughout the world.
April 18, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Thirty years ago today, the New Orleans-based alternative rock band Better than Ezra released its hit single “Good,” marking the first-ever Good Friday, which has now grown into a major holiday celebrated throughout the world.
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me and the boys celebrating rory winning the masters
April 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
me and the boys celebrating rory winning the masters
Jack out here swinging a damn torpedo bat.
April 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Jack out here swinging a damn torpedo bat.
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Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me
April 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me
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the broken clock senator strikes again
The US Senate has kicked off a debate of up to 6 hours on the 'fentanyl' tariffs on Canada. Rand Paul kicks it off, blasting Trump's tariffs:
”One person in our country wants to raise taxes.” “This contradicts everything our country was founded upon... No one man can raise taxes on the people.” /
”One person in our country wants to raise taxes.” “This contradicts everything our country was founded upon... No one man can raise taxes on the people.” /
April 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
the broken clock senator strikes again
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This pull of this speech by @booker.senate.gov is simple. Almost no one wants perfection from our politicians - we know we will not always agree with what they do. We want to know that they care - about the government they are tasked with leading and the citizens they're charged with representing.
April 1, 2025 at 11:31 PM
This pull of this speech by @booker.senate.gov is simple. Almost no one wants perfection from our politicians - we know we will not always agree with what they do. We want to know that they care - about the government they are tasked with leading and the citizens they're charged with representing.