Ace Fantastik
@abbeycastle.bsky.social
Ace Fantastik, Alaska via ATX/PDX/Boston/Connecticut. I enjoy jumping jacks, headbands, fruit smoothies, music artists, and other modern hobbies and pursuits.
Bills fans are approaching Maple Leafs fans of coping by citing random stats: “Our team was 6th in [acronym], and the actual champs were 8th, therefore we are the true best team this season and your team is a fraud”. Ok, or you could just win playoff games.
February 13, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Bills fans are approaching Maple Leafs fans of coping by citing random stats: “Our team was 6th in [acronym], and the actual champs were 8th, therefore we are the true best team this season and your team is a fraud”. Ok, or you could just win playoff games.
Big thanks to @drewmagary.bsky.social for including my question in a Funbag, and answering it in a way which didn’t get me clowned, and big thanks to @davidjroth.bsky.social for liking alot of my skeets. Please subscribe to @defector.com !
February 11, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Big thanks to @drewmagary.bsky.social for including my question in a Funbag, and answering it in a way which didn’t get me clowned, and big thanks to @davidjroth.bsky.social for liking alot of my skeets. Please subscribe to @defector.com !
When your football bestie wonders if the guest list for the gathering will be drama free:
February 6, 2026 at 2:51 AM
When your football bestie wonders if the guest list for the gathering will be drama free:
Bluesky is neither a dating app or a political app. It is, in fact, a pretty kickass sports fan app.
January 28, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Bluesky is neither a dating app or a political app. It is, in fact, a pretty kickass sports fan app.
Seahawks fans dissing the Pats schedule are playing a dangerous game. If you win, you beat a shit team. If you lose…you’ve destroyed your own team’s reputation. If I were a Hawks fan (I respect myself, so I’m not) I’d be gassing up the Pats like they are the Ray Lewis Ravens
January 26, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Seahawks fans dissing the Pats schedule are playing a dangerous game. If you win, you beat a shit team. If you lose…you’ve destroyed your own team’s reputation. If I were a Hawks fan (I respect myself, so I’m not) I’d be gassing up the Pats like they are the Ray Lewis Ravens
A Kight of the Seven Kingdoms, as watched by book readers. #summerhall
January 22, 2026 at 3:28 AM
A Kight of the Seven Kingdoms, as watched by book readers. #summerhall
James Garoppolo (born November 2, 1991), nicknamed "Jimmy G".
January 18, 2026 at 11:34 PM
James Garoppolo (born November 2, 1991), nicknamed "Jimmy G".
I predicted Mac Jones and Jimmy Garrapolo cameos in these playoffs and completely forgot about Patriots legend Jarrett Stidham
January 18, 2026 at 4:16 AM
I predicted Mac Jones and Jimmy Garrapolo cameos in these playoffs and completely forgot about Patriots legend Jarrett Stidham
Josh Allen is the Jay Cutler of Jon Elways
January 18, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Josh Allen is the Jay Cutler of Jon Elways
Tapping the sign
January 11, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Tapping the sign
This game is a wonderful display of Ben Johnson getting cute and having his hubris explode in the funniest possible ways.
January 11, 2026 at 3:25 AM
This game is a wonderful display of Ben Johnson getting cute and having his hubris explode in the funniest possible ways.
Cuban/Cignetti 2028
January 10, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Cuban/Cignetti 2028
Does the 25th Amendment incorporate Curt Cignetti somehow?
January 10, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Does the 25th Amendment incorporate Curt Cignetti somehow?
The Chargers could do the funniest thing
January 7, 2026 at 7:33 AM
The Chargers could do the funniest thing
Hey, @davidjroth.bsky.social I just left a Voice message for the Distraction, here is the picture: (also, please feel free to paraphrase my call instrad of playing it on air!)
January 7, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Hey, @davidjroth.bsky.social I just left a Voice message for the Distraction, here is the picture: (also, please feel free to paraphrase my call instrad of playing it on air!)
That was amazing @joelanderson.bsky.social with the statue burn
January 2, 2026 at 5:08 AM
That was amazing @joelanderson.bsky.social with the statue burn
My fave interaction on this app is when someone tells someone else they aren’t allowed to reply. Very AOL energy.
December 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
My fave interaction on this app is when someone tells someone else they aren’t allowed to reply. Very AOL energy.
“Massage” is a misleading term when your Physical Therapist uses it. Its like telling your dog “the vet” is a friendly doctor who loves them. They should call it “we beat you up and you make cracking sounds and it is 45 minutes of phsysical and mental agony that heals you, like a dog after the vet”
December 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
“Massage” is a misleading term when your Physical Therapist uses it. Its like telling your dog “the vet” is a friendly doctor who loves them. They should call it “we beat you up and you make cracking sounds and it is 45 minutes of phsysical and mental agony that heals you, like a dog after the vet”
Stephen A getting chesty about Drake Maye not caring about First Take has the exact energy of a crank local reporter who writes columns addressed directly to a star player and acts if the player is reading him daily. @thepressbox.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Stephen A getting chesty about Drake Maye not caring about First Take has the exact energy of a crank local reporter who writes columns addressed directly to a star player and acts if the player is reading him daily. @thepressbox.bsky.social
Did you catch Al Michaels calling Jimmy Burrows “the greatest sitcom director of all time” and then throwing to commercial saying “”Cheers to you all”? A plus work. @thepressbox.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Did you catch Al Michaels calling Jimmy Burrows “the greatest sitcom director of all time” and then throwing to commercial saying “”Cheers to you all”? A plus work. @thepressbox.bsky.social
Mom just flew out after a wonderful visit. I can now return to my bachelor passion, which is pooping in the guest bathroom and not the en suite bathroom
November 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Mom just flew out after a wonderful visit. I can now return to my bachelor passion, which is pooping in the guest bathroom and not the en suite bathroom
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I’m going to miss seeing Clayton Kershaw on the mound and saying “damn, he looks old as fuck” despite him being younger than me.
November 2, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I’m going to miss seeing Clayton Kershaw on the mound and saying “damn, he looks old as fuck” despite him being younger than me.
