Ace Fantastik
@abbeycastle.bsky.social
Ace Fantastik, Alaska via ATX/PDX/Boston/Connecticut. I enjoy jumping jacks, headbands, fruit smoothies, music artists, and other modern hobbies and pursuits.
When your football bestie wonders if the guest list for the gathering will be drama free:
February 6, 2026 at 2:51 AM
When your football bestie wonders if the guest list for the gathering will be drama free:
A Kight of the Seven Kingdoms, as watched by book readers. #summerhall
January 22, 2026 at 3:28 AM
A Kight of the Seven Kingdoms, as watched by book readers. #summerhall
Tapping the sign
January 11, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Tapping the sign
Hey, @davidjroth.bsky.social I just left a Voice message for the Distraction, here is the picture: (also, please feel free to paraphrase my call instrad of playing it on air!)
January 7, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Hey, @davidjroth.bsky.social I just left a Voice message for the Distraction, here is the picture: (also, please feel free to paraphrase my call instrad of playing it on air!)
Sweet story: my mom (smittigirl) asked me two days ago if the Plastic.com people were still floating around on the internet. Today, I posted a random thought on the hellsite, and behold! @ktwiegman.bsky.social en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dieter_...
October 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Sweet story: my mom (smittigirl) asked me two days ago if the Plastic.com people were still floating around on the internet. Today, I posted a random thought on the hellsite, and behold! @ktwiegman.bsky.social en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dieter_...
“I don’t have a railing on the stairs to my basement”
All dudes over 35:
@redford.bsky.social @alexlaughs.bsky.social
All dudes over 35:
@redford.bsky.social @alexlaughs.bsky.social
July 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
“I don’t have a railing on the stairs to my basement”
All dudes over 35:
@redford.bsky.social @alexlaughs.bsky.social
All dudes over 35:
@redford.bsky.social @alexlaughs.bsky.social
I’m in Valdez, Alaska. Absolutely stunning beauty, super friendly locals, and perfect Solsticce weather.
June 21, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I’m in Valdez, Alaska. Absolutely stunning beauty, super friendly locals, and perfect Solsticce weather.
The hilarious tradition of baseball players suffering injuries off the field continues: @davidjroth.bsky.social
May 31, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The hilarious tradition of baseball players suffering injuries off the field continues: @davidjroth.bsky.social
Are you horny for Mrs. Met @davidjroth.bsky.social
May 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Are you horny for Mrs. Met @davidjroth.bsky.social
Me when no amateur:
April 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Me when no amateur:
The wikipedia page for Adventures in Babysitting is just out here firing shots:
February 23, 2025 at 4:57 AM
The wikipedia page for Adventures in Babysitting is just out here firing shots:
my buddy brought his wife and younger son, here we all are:
February 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
my buddy brought his wife and younger son, here we all are:
While folding my clean laundry, I came upon this garment of fully intact cloth almost completely detached from an elastic band. I of course placed it into the undergarments. Its an ice pack holder for an ankle, with an elastic velcro strap. I either need a wife ASAP or never deserved one.
January 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
While folding my clean laundry, I came upon this garment of fully intact cloth almost completely detached from an elastic band. I of course placed it into the undergarments. Its an ice pack holder for an ankle, with an elastic velcro strap. I either need a wife ASAP or never deserved one.
Day, lots. Day/Year: apparently just me, and even though I sold records I’m not on wiki! I’m 1977, no “celebrities” share my exact day.
January 17, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Day, lots. Day/Year: apparently just me, and even though I sold records I’m not on wiki! I’m 1977, no “celebrities” share my exact day.
absolute unit prowling my local yard area
January 10, 2025 at 7:19 AM
absolute unit prowling my local yard area
My hot water failed in the traditional way: while I was fully lathered in the shower. Excruciating rinse, as the water went from toasty to absolutely freezing in two seconds. All for this little part. About to perform boiler surgery, wish me luck!
November 22, 2024 at 12:51 AM
My hot water failed in the traditional way: while I was fully lathered in the shower. Excruciating rinse, as the water went from toasty to absolutely freezing in two seconds. All for this little part. About to perform boiler surgery, wish me luck!
How to almost die in Alaska: step out to take a picture of a mama moose (upper left). Fail to note baby moose 4 feet away (shadow in lower right).
November 13, 2024 at 10:40 PM
How to almost die in Alaska: step out to take a picture of a mama moose (upper left). Fail to note baby moose 4 feet away (shadow in lower right).
If the #oilers want to win the Stanley Cup, they should support Alberta to secede and join USA, the country to which the Stanley Cup belongs.
June 25, 2024 at 3:55 AM
If the #oilers want to win the Stanley Cup, they should support Alberta to secede and join USA, the country to which the Stanley Cup belongs.
