Ace Fantastik
@abbeycastle.bsky.social
Ace Fantastik, Alaska via ATX/PDX/Boston/Connecticut. I enjoy jumping jacks, headbands, fruit smoothies, music artists, and other modern hobbies and pursuits.
“Massage” is a misleading term when your Physical Therapist uses it. Its like telling your dog “the vet” is a friendly doctor who loves them. They should call it “we beat you up and you make cracking sounds and it is 45 minutes of phsysical and mental agony that heals you, like a dog after the vet”
December 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
“Massage” is a misleading term when your Physical Therapist uses it. Its like telling your dog “the vet” is a friendly doctor who loves them. They should call it “we beat you up and you make cracking sounds and it is 45 minutes of phsysical and mental agony that heals you, like a dog after the vet”
Stephen A getting chesty about Drake Maye not caring about First Take has the exact energy of a crank local reporter who writes columns addressed directly to a star player and acts if the player is reading him daily. @thepressbox.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Stephen A getting chesty about Drake Maye not caring about First Take has the exact energy of a crank local reporter who writes columns addressed directly to a star player and acts if the player is reading him daily. @thepressbox.bsky.social
Did you catch Al Michaels calling Jimmy Burrows “the greatest sitcom director of all time” and then throwing to commercial saying “”Cheers to you all”? A plus work. @thepressbox.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Did you catch Al Michaels calling Jimmy Burrows “the greatest sitcom director of all time” and then throwing to commercial saying “”Cheers to you all”? A plus work. @thepressbox.bsky.social
Mom just flew out after a wonderful visit. I can now return to my bachelor passion, which is pooping in the guest bathroom and not the en suite bathroom
November 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Mom just flew out after a wonderful visit. I can now return to my bachelor passion, which is pooping in the guest bathroom and not the en suite bathroom
Reposted by Ace Fantastik
I’m going to miss seeing Clayton Kershaw on the mound and saying “damn, he looks old as fuck” despite him being younger than me.
November 2, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I’m going to miss seeing Clayton Kershaw on the mound and saying “damn, he looks old as fuck” despite him being younger than me.
Sweet story: my mom (smittigirl) asked me two days ago if the Plastic.com people were still floating around on the internet. Today, I posted a random thought on the hellsite, and behold! @ktwiegman.bsky.social en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dieter_...
October 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Sweet story: my mom (smittigirl) asked me two days ago if the Plastic.com people were still floating around on the internet. Today, I posted a random thought on the hellsite, and behold! @ktwiegman.bsky.social en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dieter_...
GOP: We’re passing a law making it mandatory to heat of fish in the workplace microwave
Hakeen Jeffries, karate chopping the air: We’ll tell the Republicans No, Go Fish!
MSNBC: Bold statement by the Dem leader, here to praise it is someone who has lost their last two elections
Hakeen Jeffries, karate chopping the air: We’ll tell the Republicans No, Go Fish!
MSNBC: Bold statement by the Dem leader, here to praise it is someone who has lost their last two elections
October 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
GOP: We’re passing a law making it mandatory to heat of fish in the workplace microwave
Hakeen Jeffries, karate chopping the air: We’ll tell the Republicans No, Go Fish!
MSNBC: Bold statement by the Dem leader, here to praise it is someone who has lost their last two elections
Hakeen Jeffries, karate chopping the air: We’ll tell the Republicans No, Go Fish!
MSNBC: Bold statement by the Dem leader, here to praise it is someone who has lost their last two elections
American baseball fams who don’t follow hockey are about to learn the bizzare parts of Canadian racism.
October 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
American baseball fams who don’t follow hockey are about to learn the bizzare parts of Canadian racism.
Americans born in the 1950s yearn to watch serialized British dramas on my television and blast Facebook videos at full volume while they watch them
October 22, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Americans born in the 1950s yearn to watch serialized British dramas on my television and blast Facebook videos at full volume while they watch them
Centrist Dems in 2000: Nader voters obviously belong to Gore
Centrist Dems in 2025: Sliwa voters obviously belong to Cuomo
Centrist Dems in 2028: AOC voters obviously belong to our ticket of Liz Cheney/Tucker Carlson
Centrist Dems in 2025: Sliwa voters obviously belong to Cuomo
Centrist Dems in 2028: AOC voters obviously belong to our ticket of Liz Cheney/Tucker Carlson
October 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Centrist Dems in 2000: Nader voters obviously belong to Gore
Centrist Dems in 2025: Sliwa voters obviously belong to Cuomo
Centrist Dems in 2028: AOC voters obviously belong to our ticket of Liz Cheney/Tucker Carlson
Centrist Dems in 2025: Sliwa voters obviously belong to Cuomo
Centrist Dems in 2028: AOC voters obviously belong to our ticket of Liz Cheney/Tucker Carlson
My mother owns a washer/dryer set from the late 70s. Mine are from 2022. She’s been here a week and has mastered all the dozens of settings on mine and is ruthlessly mocking me, Samsung, and my generation, in various orders.
October 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
My mother owns a washer/dryer set from the late 70s. Mine are from 2022. She’s been here a week and has mastered all the dozens of settings on mine and is ruthlessly mocking me, Samsung, and my generation, in various orders.
The new Taylor Swift album is aggressively mediocre, which to me, makes it more “funny” than “bad”, but it is not “good” and I doubt I’ll ever intentionally play it ever again.
October 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The new Taylor Swift album is aggressively mediocre, which to me, makes it more “funny” than “bad”, but it is not “good” and I doubt I’ll ever intentionally play it ever again.
Who will be first to use “The Winners and losers (and tie-ers) of Week 4”?
@thepressbox.bsky.social
@thepressbox.bsky.social
September 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Who will be first to use “The Winners and losers (and tie-ers) of Week 4”?
@thepressbox.bsky.social
@thepressbox.bsky.social
Press Box football audio segment: “Footbox”. @thepressbox.bsky.social
September 24, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Press Box football audio segment: “Footbox”. @thepressbox.bsky.social
Shot: Ontario provincial police are investigating a series of death threats sent by Maple Leafs fans on social media. Chaser: to other Maple Leafs fans.
September 19, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Shot: Ontario provincial police are investigating a series of death threats sent by Maple Leafs fans on social media. Chaser: to other Maple Leafs fans.
Democrats should run Liz Cheney and Hakeem Jeffries next time, that will fix everything. Didn’t you see how charming she is? And he does that karate chop rapping hand thing! Leftists are so stupid, they can’t understand how preppie assholes having good titles is way more important than governing.
September 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Democrats should run Liz Cheney and Hakeem Jeffries next time, that will fix everything. Didn’t you see how charming she is? And he does that karate chop rapping hand thing! Leftists are so stupid, they can’t understand how preppie assholes having good titles is way more important than governing.
Making fun of me is illegal! Or if not me, than people I like that you don’t! Or my sports teams! Jokes are terrorism! Only if you voted differently than me. Boo, hiss. Anything that hurts my feefes is radical left wing socialosmI KNOW YOUR BOSS. I’m tattling! I am very pro freespeech.
September 16, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Making fun of me is illegal! Or if not me, than people I like that you don’t! Or my sports teams! Jokes are terrorism! Only if you voted differently than me. Boo, hiss. Anything that hurts my feefes is radical left wing socialosmI KNOW YOUR BOSS. I’m tattling! I am very pro freespeech.
UConn Hipster Unc credentials:
Grew up in Windham County✅
Saw Uncle Cliffy live as a kid✅
Had a crush on Pam Webber✅
Was at Gampel Pavilion 1/16/95✅
Call all MBB and WBB players by first name✅
Played in bands at Husky Blues 50+ times✅
Follow all NBA and W teams w/Huskies✅
#Uconn #Huskies #Wnba
Grew up in Windham County✅
Saw Uncle Cliffy live as a kid✅
Had a crush on Pam Webber✅
Was at Gampel Pavilion 1/16/95✅
Call all MBB and WBB players by first name✅
Played in bands at Husky Blues 50+ times✅
Follow all NBA and W teams w/Huskies✅
#Uconn #Huskies #Wnba
September 3, 2025 at 12:51 AM
No one:
W weirdos: I will prove my fandom by shitting on specific players amd their families, surely that will make my team seem more likable!
Sigh. Approaching College Football levels of ratfucking and unearned snobbery.
W weirdos: I will prove my fandom by shitting on specific players amd their families, surely that will make my team seem more likable!
Sigh. Approaching College Football levels of ratfucking and unearned snobbery.
August 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
No one:
W weirdos: I will prove my fandom by shitting on specific players amd their families, surely that will make my team seem more likable!
Sigh. Approaching College Football levels of ratfucking and unearned snobbery.
W weirdos: I will prove my fandom by shitting on specific players amd their families, surely that will make my team seem more likable!
Sigh. Approaching College Football levels of ratfucking and unearned snobbery.
This like watching the Yankees play Hitler and having to root for the Yankees.
August 15, 2025 at 10:48 PM
This like watching the Yankees play Hitler and having to root for the Yankees.
If its black, fight back; if its brown, get down; its its white, say night-night.
@thepressbox.bsky.social @bryancurtis.bsky.social @davidshoemaker.bsky.social
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July 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
If its black, fight back; if its brown, get down; its its white, say night-night.
@thepressbox.bsky.social @bryancurtis.bsky.social @davidshoemaker.bsky.social
@thepressbox.bsky.social @bryancurtis.bsky.social @davidshoemaker.bsky.social
“I don’t have a railing on the stairs to my basement”
All dudes over 35:
@redford.bsky.social @alexlaughs.bsky.social
All dudes over 35:
@redford.bsky.social @alexlaughs.bsky.social
July 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
“I don’t have a railing on the stairs to my basement”
All dudes over 35:
@redford.bsky.social @alexlaughs.bsky.social
All dudes over 35:
@redford.bsky.social @alexlaughs.bsky.social
As a WNBA casual, I’m now in the position of trying to watch at least an equal number of minutes of actual games as I do goofing off and consuming W social media.
July 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
As a WNBA casual, I’m now in the position of trying to watch at least an equal number of minutes of actual games as I do goofing off and consuming W social media.
@davidjroth.bsky.social I am an NBA summer league sicko for the same reason I dig MLB spring training: a bunch of wacky fringe youngsters wearing fuckass jersey numbers and footage of fans eating stadium food.
July 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
@davidjroth.bsky.social I am an NBA summer league sicko for the same reason I dig MLB spring training: a bunch of wacky fringe youngsters wearing fuckass jersey numbers and footage of fans eating stadium food.