Fear of a Jack Planet
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Learn to love suffering and you'll never suffer a day in your life, except from the lack of suffering, and who ever suffered from that?
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you don't have to put on blackface to get social media attention. you can simply develop mild depression, join a menswear forum, spend the next 15 years arguing about pants, and then weaponize the knowledge against your enemies on social media.
November 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
you don't have to put on blackface to get social media attention. you can simply develop mild depression, join a menswear forum, spend the next 15 years arguing about pants, and then weaponize the knowledge against your enemies on social media.
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"Spill the Wine" and "Mama Told Me Not to Come" recount the events of the same party from the perspective of two guests, a cool guy and a square
October 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
"Spill the Wine" and "Mama Told Me Not to Come" recount the events of the same party from the perspective of two guests, a cool guy and a square
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In THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE a family in a remote country house prepares a meal.
In one video the president shared on social media, Trump wears a crown and flies a fighter jet with "King Trump" written on it.
Trump jabs 'No Kings' protesters with AI videos of himself wearing crown
In one video the president shared on social media, Trump wears a crown and flies a fighter jet with "King Trump" written on it.
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October 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
In THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE a family in a remote country house prepares a meal.
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Birth certificates are so funny like are you alive? I am, yes. Hmm well let me see your paperwork.
October 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Birth certificates are so funny like are you alive? I am, yes. Hmm well let me see your paperwork.
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Michelle Wu’s address at No Kings was basically “We are actually awesome, cities like this and LA and Chicago are what make America great and that bothers some people” lol
October 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Michelle Wu’s address at No Kings was basically “We are actually awesome, cities like this and LA and Chicago are what make America great and that bothers some people” lol
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Got me ready in the morning and put on my first new laceband; and so neat it is, that I am resolved my great expense shall be lacebands, and it will set off any thing else the more.
October 19, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Got me ready in the morning and put on my first new laceband; and so neat it is, that I am resolved my great expense shall be lacebands, and it will set off any thing else the more.
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Claude AI’s logo is unironically Kurt Vonnegut’s butthole drawing
October 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Claude AI’s logo is unironically Kurt Vonnegut’s butthole drawing
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Circle K has what can only be described as “Saints Row Food”
October 1, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Circle K has what can only be described as “Saints Row Food”
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i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy
September 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy
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Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI
September 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI
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I just let the gas run and don’t light the fire. The air gives me better ideas that way.
September 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I just let the gas run and don’t light the fire. The air gives me better ideas that way.
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Damn, check your egg nog everyone. I just looked at the date on mine and it's expired
September 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Damn, check your egg nog everyone. I just looked at the date on mine and it's expired
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By 1976, almost nobody had previously voted for Richard Nixon.
September 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
By 1976, almost nobody had previously voted for Richard Nixon.
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While I got my knuckles rapped by corporate America for being rude and tasteless about a guy who dreamed of the stoning of me and everyone I love, Fox's Brian Kilmeade advocated explicitly for the state murder of all homeless people -- on live TV, no less -- to virtually no response.
September 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
While I got my knuckles rapped by corporate America for being rude and tasteless about a guy who dreamed of the stoning of me and everyone I love, Fox's Brian Kilmeade advocated explicitly for the state murder of all homeless people -- on live TV, no less -- to virtually no response.
Man do I regret surrendering to the idea that militant atheism was cringe
September 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Man do I regret surrendering to the idea that militant atheism was cringe
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The Ezra Klein follow up video basically confirms they’re all freaking out due to pundit solidarity. It’s a big group chat and you ain’t in it.
September 17, 2025 at 9:54 PM
The Ezra Klein follow up video basically confirms they’re all freaking out due to pundit solidarity. It’s a big group chat and you ain’t in it.
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Human beings are not cognitively or psychologically equipped to safely and responsibly operate cars. The fact we have normalized it is truly wild.
September 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Human beings are not cognitively or psychologically equipped to safely and responsibly operate cars. The fact we have normalized it is truly wild.
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I'm not an awards show guy, but this is terrific to see. It's hard to explain, but it feels like there's literally no other way for that character to make any sense than for him to be played by Tillman exactly the way Tillman plays him.
‘Severance’ star Tramell Tillman achieves two Emmys firsts with his win for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series.
Lumon Now Has to Answer to an Emmy Winner
‘Severance’ star Tramell Tillman achieves two Emmys firsts with his win for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series.
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September 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I'm not an awards show guy, but this is terrific to see. It's hard to explain, but it feels like there's literally no other way for that character to make any sense than for him to be played by Tillman exactly the way Tillman plays him.
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this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
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If we transported 2025 Charlie Kirk back to 2012 he would have been widely considered the most vile and contemptible human being in politics, worse even than Limbaugh. That he wasn't in 2025 is a testament to how much of a permission structure for gutter racism the right has built.
September 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
If we transported 2025 Charlie Kirk back to 2012 he would have been widely considered the most vile and contemptible human being in politics, worse even than Limbaugh. That he wasn't in 2025 is a testament to how much of a permission structure for gutter racism the right has built.
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Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up
September 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
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the one trick mods don’t want you to know
September 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
the one trick mods don’t want you to know
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man they really didn't give a shit about that guy. as soon as it was clear they couldn't use his death to launch a purge they started to treat it like a nothingburger
Q: My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. How are you holding up?
TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years.
TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years.
September 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
man they really didn't give a shit about that guy. as soon as it was clear they couldn't use his death to launch a purge they started to treat it like a nothingburger
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This is simply untenable. There is no way forward with media and political classes captured by the right. Every time someone commits a crime you have to pray it's not an undesirable or it's purge time, then when it turns out to be themselves again they just shrug and wait for the next one.
September 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
This is simply untenable. There is no way forward with media and political classes captured by the right. Every time someone commits a crime you have to pray it's not an undesirable or it's purge time, then when it turns out to be themselves again they just shrug and wait for the next one.
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fbi puts another one in the books. closing the case the way most crime is solved: someone calls and tells them who did it.
September 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
fbi puts another one in the books. closing the case the way most crime is solved: someone calls and tells them who did it.