You're in a Hitman level. Hope you're not wearing the same outfit as a bunch of other people in your immediate vicinity

Any animal would eat you if you were small enough.

Aren't newspapers, radio stations, and TV networks also capitalist-owned media outlets?

We can admit that modern Americans are suffering an affordability crisis without suggesting that they should be jealous of Bob Cratchit

*Someone's* victory must be inevitable. The truth, that the future is unpredictable, is too disturbing to admit.

And if teachers really don't have time to give students the individual attention they need and deserve then the answer is to hire more teachers. Letting students with inattentive, uneducated, or overburdened parents fall through the cracks is not acceptable.

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You're aware that parents also have full time jobs, right? Helping students understand their schoolwork clearly falls within the teacher's remit.

If parents are serious about their kids' education, they don't need the excuse of homework to get involved.

If students need help with the material they should be getting it from their teacher.

I just let the gas run and don’t light the fire. The air gives me better ideas that way.

I'm a Zillennial and we heard it on the Nostalgia Critic

By 1976, almost nobody had previously voted for Richard Nixon.

While I got my knuckles rapped by corporate America for being rude and tasteless about a guy who dreamed of the stoning of me and everyone I love, Fox's Brian Kilmeade advocated explicitly for the state murder of all homeless people -- on live TV, no less -- to virtually no response.