JCtheBird
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JCtheBird
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I'm a millennial, no exact age to be given. As TMBG once said, I should be allowed to blurt the merest idea if by random whim one occurs to me.
@mostlybree.kitrocha.com Can I just say I am enjoying how each turtle I have received in a fidget package has been increasingly purple? First one, I was like "Hey, [coworker], I know you like purple and sea turtles, want a turtle? "Yes!" and now there is a small army or purple desk turtles :)
December 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Day 3 of #ArtAdventCalendar: It's always hard to find the perfect tree-topper, but I think I've done it! #wildlife
December 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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They're also responsible for one of the best emails I've ever received, when the college office sent out a plea for sightings of Professor Biscuit while conveniently forgetting to mention that he was a cat...(I won't comment on how often a similar email might have gone out about human Professors...)
November 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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And, also, if you run a business that regularly purchases shipping supplies: ULINE is run by some of the worst people on Earth. Get your boxes and tape elsewhere.
Remember: don't eat the mid tier fast food chicken, don't play the wizard game, don't shop at the hobby store run by the bad guys from Indiana Jones, and don't donate to the bigot bucket.
I know it's a tad early but I know those bitches with the buckets will be out soon. Don't gove them a penny. The volunteers may not know but the salvation army is no ally and actively combative and harmful to many queer minorities especially during the holiday season
November 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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velöcicheëp
Molting Velociraptor 👎
November 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Ok, so there's no official polls on here, but I want an opinion from people who may never end up reading the fic I'm writing right now. Should I keep its alternate timeline ending similar in flavor to the source material, or make it extra depressing in an "everyone dies and I mean *everyone*" way?
November 16, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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We were almost out of skittles and sam's doesn't have the big tub I used to get anymore so I was trying to order more skittles online and I think I mathed wrong....

and anyway I think I have like 14 pounds of skittles now
November 12, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Coming through! Important ptarmigan stuff to do!
#birds 🌿
November 2, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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And believe me. There are people down here I *hate* deeply and personally. I'm not going to forgive them. I will never be in community with them. Their names are dust to me because they glory in hurting the people I love and honestly, in hurting me.

I will shun them while they get healthcare.
November 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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It's ok if you are new to alt text or aren't confident with how to use it yet. Just give it a try!

Alt text has been around for decades. It used to be popular on dial-up when pictures wouldn't load, instead of just having a blank square. It's the same thing now. Used by people with vision issues.
August 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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She has printables available for the meals that include the ingredients & prep instructions.

This link also includes a PDF for 4 dinners for $20, if you want to make a bag for a larger household. drive.google.com/drive/mobile...
Printable Recipes - Google Drive
drive.google.com
October 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I love when baby birds are lint balls :)
missing these fuzzy little ones :)

(Leach's Storm-Petrel)
October 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Sharing for awareness: For those able and willing to help, the Embassy of Jamaica in DC is coordinating disaster relief in the U.S.

They have asked folks to reach out to them at disasterresponse@jamaicaembassy.org to coordinate support.

The government has info on donations supportjamaica.gov.jm
Support Jamaica
supportjamaica.gov.jm
October 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
My single hex fidget just arrived and I love it already, so now I need more fidgets XD
I have had these sitting on my desk to be uploaded for about 5 weeks, but I FINALLY DID IT! A bundle of six super popular colors of small hex fidgets, and 25% cheaper than buying six on their own!

thebrokencircle.etsy.com/listing/4394...
October 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Feeding America has a page where you can input your zip code and it'll show you all of the food banks near you overlaid on a map. If you need it, it's there. If you don't need it, think about donating money if you have it and your time if you don't.

www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo...
Find Your Local Food Bank | Feeding America
Find the Feeding America member food bank nearest you. Over 200 member food banks can connect you with free food, food pantries, soup kitchens, and mobile pantries in your community.
www.feedingamerica.org
October 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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oooh. Bookmarking this! "How to turn off AI tools in Apple, Google, Microsoft, and more." Step-by-step instructions from Consumer Reports.
How to Turn Off AI Tools Like Gemini, Apple Intelligence, Copilot, and More via @ConsumerReports
AI features are crowding into Google search, Gmail, iPhones, Windows laptops, and other products. If you're suffering from AI overload, these settings can help.
www.consumerreports.org
October 15, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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BY THE WAY

If you've updated to Windows 11 recently, you're probably on version 25H2.

There's a new setting in Settings: Privacy & Security.

Scroll aaaaaaaalll the way to the bottom and you'll see "Text and Image Generation."

TURN IT OFF.
October 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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I’m Afraid of This Light, 2025
October 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Them: need help doing things?

Me: yes

Them: we have a doing things medication

Me: ooh

Them: hahahahaha guess what you have to do to get it?

Me: oh no

Them: things.
October 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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What middle and upper class cis het white people need to understand is that they only have as many rights as the most vulnerable do. You have only the rights trans people and immigrants do.
Do you really have any rights if they are openly saying they will just make up reasons to detain you?
Wow. Greg Bovino admits on camera that his agents can detain people if you look scared, change your demeanor, or grip a steering wheel too tight.

As his unmasked agents walk around with large guns to scare you, they may arrest you just for that — even if you're a U.S. citizen.
October 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Bloödcheëp shirt preorder! Want a metal-style shirt with a terrifying bald cardinal? Preorder here:
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Blöödchëëp Shirt
Blöödchëëp Shirt - merch by Rosemary Mosco and Bird and Moon at TopatoCo!
topatoco.com
October 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Delightful 1940s book that shows that people have always understood Weird Duck Time
October 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Welp, if I disappear off this site, it's probably because of some age verification nonsense thing like "I wouldn't give them my government ID." Hopefully it won't come to that.
September 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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It feels like people have gotten more and more confident in the idea that they hold the exclusive perspective on quality, and anyone who claims to love something they don't isn't just seen as disagreeing, but as being maliciously wrong or actively lying.

Some things just aren't for you! Chill out!
September 23, 2025 at 11:21 AM
I love it when herons do this, but at the same time, it's kind of uncanny like "I don't think you should be that shape..." ("Behold! A man!")
Herons are known for their long dangly necks

Don’t forget those huge breast muscles have to power flight

Swole Great Blue Heron 📷💪🌿🪶
September 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM