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Their season is literally a Kafkaesque nightmare
The Giants are firing coach Brian Daboll, sources say. A promising and frustrating season leads NYG to have an opening.
After another lead evaporated yesterday, Brian Daboll is out.
OC Mike Kafka is interim coach, per me and Mike Garafolo.
After another lead evaporated yesterday, Brian Daboll is out.
OC Mike Kafka is interim coach, per me and Mike Garafolo.
November 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Their season is literally a Kafkaesque nightmare
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Something Will Land, the new ambient album from Page, is out now on all digital platforms. The eight instrumentals drift with beauty and calm, anchored by delicate melodies. Listen now ⟶ linktr.ee/PageMcConnell
October 3, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Something Will Land, the new ambient album from Page, is out now on all digital platforms. The eight instrumentals drift with beauty and calm, anchored by delicate melodies. Listen now ⟶ linktr.ee/PageMcConnell
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if i was a fly i would simply not land on a plant called a venus flytrap
September 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
if i was a fly i would simply not land on a plant called a venus flytrap
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i hope this St. Bernard with the little whiskey barrel on his collar finds you well
June 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
i hope this St. Bernard with the little whiskey barrel on his collar finds you well
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“I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy”
⚡🚗 JUST IN: Trump weighs selling his Tesla as spat with Musk escalates
Trump weighs selling his Tesla as spat with Musk escalates
Trump bought the red Model S earlier this year.
trib.al
June 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
“I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy”
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can’t remember where I saw it but someone realized you could get google’s AI to hallucinate elaborate explanations for fake proverbs by just typing them into search and i just checked and google still hasn’t fixed it and now i can’t stop doing it
May 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
can’t remember where I saw it but someone realized you could get google’s AI to hallucinate elaborate explanations for fake proverbs by just typing them into search and i just checked and google still hasn’t fixed it and now i can’t stop doing it
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Before the invention of hats you had to hope your head got landed on by a cool bird
November 10, 2023 at 4:15 PM
Before the invention of hats you had to hope your head got landed on by a cool bird
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Ayyyy I wrote this movie and we shot it out in Oklahoma with an unbelievable cast and crew! Ben Wang! William H. Macy! Edi Patterson! Randall Park! Natalie Morales! More TBA! Produced by the best bosses on Earth Seth Meyers, Mike Shoemaker and Jason Carden! variety.com/2025/film/ne...
William H. Macy, Ben Wang Wrap Will Ropp’s Teen Comedy “Brian” (EXCLUSIVE)
William H. Macy and Ben Wang star in director Will Ropp's coming-of-age teen comedy 'Brian.'
variety.com
May 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Ayyyy I wrote this movie and we shot it out in Oklahoma with an unbelievable cast and crew! Ben Wang! William H. Macy! Edi Patterson! Randall Park! Natalie Morales! More TBA! Produced by the best bosses on Earth Seth Meyers, Mike Shoemaker and Jason Carden! variety.com/2025/film/ne...
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gonna start saying “is the pope from Chicago?” when someone asks me an obvious question
May 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
gonna start saying “is the pope from Chicago?” when someone asks me an obvious question
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very funny to be a devout catholic like JD Vance who thinks God communicates with us in obscure mysterious ways then have the next pope be a guy who very publicly says you suck and think “eh, must be a coincidence”
May 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
very funny to be a devout catholic like JD Vance who thinks God communicates with us in obscure mysterious ways then have the next pope be a guy who very publicly says you suck and think “eh, must be a coincidence”
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We’re gonna be saying Merry Christmas again, but sarcastically.
April 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
We’re gonna be saying Merry Christmas again, but sarcastically.
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Really fucking disappointing. We wrote some heaters too. Amber was gonna crush. variety.com/2025/politic...
White House Correspondents’ Association Cancels Plans to Feature Comedian Amber Ruffin at Annual Dinner
The White House Correspondents' Association has canceled plans to have comedian Amber Ruffin perform at its annual dinner on April 26.
variety.com
March 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Really fucking disappointing. We wrote some heaters too. Amber was gonna crush. variety.com/2025/politic...
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Agreed. You gotta wear pants too
March 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Agreed. You gotta wear pants too
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when it comes to creams, one of the best is ice
March 20, 2025 at 11:35 PM
when it comes to creams, one of the best is ice
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The erasure of Jackie Robinson from the history books was clearly spelled out by the Republicans in “Project Eighty-Six Forty-Two.”
March 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
The erasure of Jackie Robinson from the history books was clearly spelled out by the Republicans in “Project Eighty-Six Forty-Two.”
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Totally my bad, I voted for authoritarianism because I thought it meant being ruled by people who write books
March 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Totally my bad, I voted for authoritarianism because I thought it meant being ruled by people who write books
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Meanwhile in Peoria, IL
March 17, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Meanwhile in Peoria, IL
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Predator accountant: “Look I know you like hunting these, what are they? Humans? But you spent over 100,000 credits on guns, ships… you’re severely in debt you— yes, yes, the trophies. I hate to break it to you, but the going rate for a pile of spines is, let me check my spreadsheet, oh, jackshit.”
March 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Predator accountant: “Look I know you like hunting these, what are they? Humans? But you spent over 100,000 credits on guns, ships… you’re severely in debt you— yes, yes, the trophies. I hate to break it to you, but the going rate for a pile of spines is, let me check my spreadsheet, oh, jackshit.”
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I don't get how Dracula and Frankenstein have time to make cereal in between terrorizing the villagers
February 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I don't get how Dracula and Frankenstein have time to make cereal in between terrorizing the villagers
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there is little hope for this dog those bacteria are too big
February 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
there is little hope for this dog those bacteria are too big
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The most important rule of driving is never let your car touch another car
February 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The most important rule of driving is never let your car touch another car
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looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
February 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
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ok how did people let this fraudulent eye doctor kill all the greatest living music composers
![Taylor's career was destructive. His general approach included bloodletting, laxatives, and eyedrops of blood from slaughtered pigeons, pulverized sugar, or baked salt. In late March 1750, during one of his European tours, Taylor operated on Bach's cataracts twice in Leipzig and reportedly blinded him. Bach fell ill with a fever and died less than four months later. There is some evidence that Taylor operated on Handel in August 1758, in Tunbridge Wells, after which Handel's health deteriorated until his death in April 1759. In both cases Taylor claimed complete success.[1] Prior to performing each surgical procedure, he would deliver a long, self-promoting speech in an unusual oratorial style.[2] Dutch ophthalmologist R. Zegers said that "Taylor started practicing in Switzerland, where he blinded hundreds of patients, he once confessed"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreig62xaz54plhfk42fj5smi533kwyn2ndgsvrweppk2xwueq3ui3te@jpeg)
February 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
ok how did people let this fraudulent eye doctor kill all the greatest living music composers
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did flavor flav write this
![flavor flav has a penchant for speaking about himself in the third person [citation needed]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreibn3atjby3iizbg3uaua5cfjzpvfr7npgbslxtnd3u7wplihvoxey@jpeg)
February 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
did flavor flav write this
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free my beautiful boys what is their crime
January 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
free my beautiful boys what is their crime