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Just checked my files, I did this picture about three weeks before Johnson announced the first lockdown.
November 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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This is an accidentally honest answer. What she's saying in code is:
"The President is a misogynist, petulant bully. You've all seen him be a misogynist, petulant bully. And lots of voters out there are also misogynist or petulant or bullies and that's why they like him."
Q: What did the president mean when he called a reporter "piggy"?

LEAVITT: Look, the president is very frank & honest with everyone in this room. You'll all seen it yourself. You've all experienced it yourselves. And I think it's one of the many reasons the American people reelected this president
November 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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"The richest man in the world built a robot to tell people he's cool" is the saddest, most bulliable fucking Twilight Zone thing in the world. You fucking LOSER. All that money and not a fucking _whiff_ of charisma. Start giving yourself a wedgie, you fucking dork, it'll take me time to get there.
November 20, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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A #TwinPeaks exchange for our current times.
November 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Looking forward to the imminent release of the full and unexpurgated version of The Epstein Files, by Ted Cunterblast.
November 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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I quit the former Twitter two years ago this week, and I am here to tell you that my online life got a lot better for having left it. In two years I've not been tempted to go back, and I haven't felt any penalty in either career or community for not being there. It's nice to be here and not there.
November 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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I think I know who is responsible for this and I’m going to enjoy sharing it
This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
November 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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In an A Level class yesterday at my kid’s college, the teacher used a Gen AI image in a PowerPoint, and the whole class booed.

Yeah. You’ve got Gen Z on board, guys. Looking rosy.
November 18, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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“Sleep and circadian experts generally advocate for permanent Standard Time… Change between Standard Time and DST is not simply loss/gain of sleep, but rather misalignment between circadian and social clocks…”
November 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Guilt says “I did something bad.” Shame says “I am bad.” One helps you grow. The other keeps you stuck.
November 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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*shakily removing glasses*
November 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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truly insane how much more casually rude people have become since covid. not just young people either.
November 14, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Walt Disney Presents at Disney's Hollywood Studios now features an exhibit with props and costumes from holiday films like 'The Muppet Christmas Carol' and 'The Santa Clause.'
November 14, 2025 at 3:03 PM
This is very good. The scarf makes me wonder if they’re soft-launching Joe as the next Doctor 🧣

youtu.be/wWeYKBXmCRs?...
The Perfect Gift | Waitrose | Christmas Ad 2025
YouTube video by Waitrose & Partners
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Just watched this again, and it is still just great.
This is just great.
I've edited a video! Of some of my standup! Like you're supposed to when you're a comedian!
Please enjoy "My jokes are good, actually, and here are the reasons why".

Shares/fawning praise etc obviously appreciated x

www.youtube.com/watch?v=s93X...
November 14, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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The nuclear codes were 1234.
The Louvre security password was Louvre.
Elite sex-conspirators list their names and crimes in emails and birthday cards to one another.

At least Dan Brown had the church disguise its dark secrets by jumbling the letters up and doing mirror writing and lemon juice.
November 14, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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Whenever I think about the free-rider problem in economics, I think about the poem that begins:
"The law locks up the man or woman
Who steals the goose from off the common
But leaves the greater villain loose
Who steals the common from the goose"

And think about the companies that run the trains...
November 14, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Two thirds of the UK population are aged under fifty so their lived experience of this is precisely zero.
November 14, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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I just binged watched midnight mass today… and holy fuck that show was amazing!!
November 13, 2025 at 7:33 AM