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I like my martinis like I like my metaphors, shaken not stirred.
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I’d give you my other walkie talkie
November 4, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I’d give you my other walkie talkie
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if i die on a hill i expect you to roll me down in a tire jackass style
November 4, 2025 at 2:13 PM
if i die on a hill i expect you to roll me down in a tire jackass style
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This slippery slope could use some lube
October 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
This slippery slope could use some lube
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Haute cuisine in the streets fast food in the sheets
October 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Haute cuisine in the streets fast food in the sheets
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i’d crawl through fire for a corner piece of cake
September 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
i’d crawl through fire for a corner piece of cake
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Seasons don’t matter. Iced coffee is just who I am.
September 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Seasons don’t matter. Iced coffee is just who I am.
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she was common, like an ambulance outside of a cracker barrel
October 1, 2025 at 10:06 PM
she was common, like an ambulance outside of a cracker barrel
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this time i’m done drinking for good. from now on, i will be drinking strictly for evil
October 2, 2025 at 8:32 PM
this time i’m done drinking for good. from now on, i will be drinking strictly for evil
I would tell you if you had a party favor in your snot locker. Discreetly of course
September 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I would tell you if you had a party favor in your snot locker. Discreetly of course
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Sent a pigeon through the tube at the bank. Boy were they surprised
September 16, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Sent a pigeon through the tube at the bank. Boy were they surprised
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Am I happy? No. But am I living a meaningful life? Also no
September 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Am I happy? No. But am I living a meaningful life? Also no
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Subway could do something awesome and offer two for one subs, one to eat, one to throw
September 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Subway could do something awesome and offer two for one subs, one to eat, one to throw
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something big is happening I can feel it
August 31, 2025 at 10:01 PM
something big is happening I can feel it
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feel like slim and fat chance should be a different amount of chance
August 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
feel like slim and fat chance should be a different amount of chance
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While you’re having noble and productive thoughts, there’s an old goat sitting on a 3-legged stool playing The Wheels On The Bus on a scratchy fiddle inside my head
August 11, 2025 at 12:46 PM
While you’re having noble and productive thoughts, there’s an old goat sitting on a 3-legged stool playing The Wheels On The Bus on a scratchy fiddle inside my head
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do you pronounce it “sir-up” or “sear-up” or “tree jizz”
August 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
do you pronounce it “sir-up” or “sear-up” or “tree jizz”
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do the people who try and kill someone with kindness know about hammers
August 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
do the people who try and kill someone with kindness know about hammers
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how many ambien is too
August 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
how many ambien is too
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I named my chicken Lauren Bacaw.
August 2, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I named my chicken Lauren Bacaw.
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It’s ok to be angry or sad or even a little apathetic these days. The world’s a shit show. But it won’t last forever. Now get back out there and be the best murder clown you can be.
July 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
It’s ok to be angry or sad or even a little apathetic these days. The world’s a shit show. But it won’t last forever. Now get back out there and be the best murder clown you can be.
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my whoring days are long over these are my have you seen my glasses days
July 15, 2025 at 11:30 AM
my whoring days are long over these are my have you seen my glasses days
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No longer stuck in the middle with us. RIP Michael Madsen. 💔
July 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM
No longer stuck in the middle with us. RIP Michael Madsen. 💔
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Almost the time of year when losing a finger to a chainsaw is considered the boring way
June 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Almost the time of year when losing a finger to a chainsaw is considered the boring way
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