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littlegiinge.bsky.social
ᗩmanda
@littlegiinge.bsky.social
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Living in chapters, fueled by caffeine.
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littlegiinge.bsky.social
ᗩmanda @littlegiinge.bsky.social · Jun 10
I just wanna be able to burn things down without being called an arsonist.
littlegiinge.bsky.social
Definitely not a sailor, I just swear like one.
January 19, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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onedogsopinion.bsky.social
filling my weekly pill organizer with hopes and dreams
January 15, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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theselittlemusings.bsky.social
Nobody gets outta here without a butthole skeet
January 15, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social
My therapist says I need to just calm the fuck down
January 14, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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fauxnewdalt.bsky.social
on bsky, time is of the nonsense
January 14, 2026 at 11:39 PM
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daddyjew.bsky.social
you’re not officially old until you have a favorite pair of house pants
June 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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midnightviolets.bsky.social
one foot in a fairy tale, and the other in the abyss
December 24, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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runoldman.bsky.social
Marriage: To have and to hold.
Divorce: To hold onto half.
January 14, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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daddyjew.bsky.social
I had no idea egos could suffer from internal bleeding
January 14, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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betsyross.bsky.social
holding the world at arms length is easier when you are an octopus
December 23, 2025 at 12:39 PM
littlegiinge.bsky.social
Really looking forward to my coffee date with myself.
January 15, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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mildmanneredaf.bsky.social
Dude. If you’re mean to ducks I will fuck you up.
January 12, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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emog.cc
Bosses who send emails on Sundays are the human equivalent of the low-battery chirp from a smoke detector.
January 12, 2026 at 2:20 AM
littlegiinge.bsky.social
Crawled into Monday like a raccoon leaving a dumpster. Coffee is the only thing keeping me from hissing at people.
January 5, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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geraldinepiche.bsky.social
My bluesky wrap is like: "bitch, go outside"
January 1, 2026 at 1:09 AM
littlegiinge.bsky.social
New Year just means more coffee.
January 1, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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patnspankme.bsky.social
new year, same you
just be honest
January 1, 2026 at 1:21 AM
littlegiinge.bsky.social
My Monday goal is simple: make it to bedtime without accidentally biting someone.
December 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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ashhull.bsky.social
Dislikes you <respectfully>
December 8, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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ama-thyst.bsky.social
My instrusive thoughts are mainly about consuming obscene amounts of cheese. Well that, and death. But mostly cheese
December 8, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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ashhull.bsky.social
Texting random numbers...Are you sleeping?
December 8, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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ashhull.bsky.social
Rub my ass like genies lamp and make a wish.
December 8, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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bogbird.bsky.social
computer going to take my job? no. i’ll pour water on it
December 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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jaycubed2k.bsky.social
They should teach you useful things you'll use as an adult in school, like how to do your taxes, or how much blood on the toilet paper is normal
December 5, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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the-bearminator.bsky.social
You remind me of someone I used to be.
December 5, 2025 at 1:17 PM