George
@mildmanneredaf.bsky.social
Artist. Fundraiser. Father. Former Mess. Some pieces read like essays. Some like confessions. Some like ghost stories
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George
@mildmanneredaf.bsky.social
· Jan 12
I’ve got big time Orko energy.
I fucking LOVE fluoride.
January 18, 2026 at 11:23 PM
I fucking LOVE fluoride.
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let's talk about sticks baby
let's break em right off a tree
let's talk albout all the throwing
and the fetching that could be
let's break em right off a tree
let's talk albout all the throwing
and the fetching that could be
January 18, 2026 at 6:30 PM
let's talk about sticks baby
let's break em right off a tree
let's talk albout all the throwing
and the fetching that could be
let's break em right off a tree
let's talk albout all the throwing
and the fetching that could be
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What time does butthole Bluesky start?
January 18, 2026 at 4:45 AM
What time does butthole Bluesky start?
In fairness, think about how good this “I told you so” is gonna feel.
January 18, 2026 at 5:56 AM
In fairness, think about how good this “I told you so” is gonna feel.
“28 Years Later: Bone Temple box office bomb!”
Dudes! We. Can’t. Afford. It.
Dudes! We. Can’t. Afford. It.
January 18, 2026 at 5:09 AM
“28 Years Later: Bone Temple box office bomb!”
Dudes! We. Can’t. Afford. It.
Dudes! We. Can’t. Afford. It.
I still don’t think that 45 is tool old to become Robocop.
January 17, 2026 at 7:44 PM
I still don’t think that 45 is tool old to become Robocop.
Revision night.
The story always tells the truth once I stop arguing with it.
The story always tells the truth once I stop arguing with it.
January 15, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Revision night.
The story always tells the truth once I stop arguing with it.
The story always tells the truth once I stop arguing with it.
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Not to judge but you look like the kind of person who says ‘acquired’ instead of ‘bummed’
January 13, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Not to judge but you look like the kind of person who says ‘acquired’ instead of ‘bummed’
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-100% of my followers would fix me
January 13, 2026 at 5:55 PM
-100% of my followers would fix me
Writing fiction is mostly discovering which sentences you’ve been using as armor.
January 13, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Writing fiction is mostly discovering which sentences you’ve been using as armor.
Quiet Revolt.
For when you cannot change the system, but you can do something
A new piece of short fiction
open.substack.com/pub/peculiar...
For when you cannot change the system, but you can do something
A new piece of short fiction
open.substack.com/pub/peculiar...
January 12, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Quiet Revolt.
For when you cannot change the system, but you can do something
A new piece of short fiction
open.substack.com/pub/peculiar...
For when you cannot change the system, but you can do something
A new piece of short fiction
open.substack.com/pub/peculiar...
Jesus Christ! Somebody hide Sarah Connor!!
January 12, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Jesus Christ! Somebody hide Sarah Connor!!
I’m starting to think that maybe not everyone wants to just chill-lax
January 12, 2026 at 6:19 AM
I’m starting to think that maybe not everyone wants to just chill-lax
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Whoever invented Scrabble was into some really word shit.
January 12, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Whoever invented Scrabble was into some really word shit.
Dude. If you’re mean to ducks I will fuck you up.
January 12, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Dude. If you’re mean to ducks I will fuck you up.
Do you even daydream about being a Starship Captain, bro?!
January 12, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Do you even daydream about being a Starship Captain, bro?!
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Most people think “as the crow flies” means ‘straight’, but it actually means ‘like an asshole.’
January 11, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Most people think “as the crow flies” means ‘straight’, but it actually means ‘like an asshole.’
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They say time is the fire in which we burn.
They also say that bologna has a first name.
So, I don’t know what to fucking believe
They also say that bologna has a first name.
So, I don’t know what to fucking believe
November 23, 2024 at 10:12 PM
They say time is the fire in which we burn.
They also say that bologna has a first name.
So, I don’t know what to fucking believe
They also say that bologna has a first name.
So, I don’t know what to fucking believe
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“Can you explain the gap in your resume?”
“Vicodin.”
“Vicodin.”
December 30, 2024 at 5:45 PM
“Can you explain the gap in your resume?”
“Vicodin.”
“Vicodin.”
A new piece of short fiction from somewhere in the back of my head.
They Let Us March Once a Year
open.substack.com/pub/peculiar...
They Let Us March Once a Year
open.substack.com/pub/peculiar...
January 12, 2026 at 12:29 AM
A new piece of short fiction from somewhere in the back of my head.
They Let Us March Once a Year
open.substack.com/pub/peculiar...
They Let Us March Once a Year
open.substack.com/pub/peculiar...
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Ordered calamari at Olive Garden and they gave me deep fried Nike wristbands
November 22, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Ordered calamari at Olive Garden and they gave me deep fried Nike wristbands
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Your secret is safe with me.
And, of course, by “safe” I mean I will only use it for any, even slightly perceived, personal gain.
And, of course, by “safe” I mean I will only use it for any, even slightly perceived, personal gain.
September 1, 2023 at 5:04 PM
Your secret is safe with me.
And, of course, by “safe” I mean I will only use it for any, even slightly perceived, personal gain.
And, of course, by “safe” I mean I will only use it for any, even slightly perceived, personal gain.
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Be the nose boop you want to see in the world.
August 29, 2023 at 9:40 PM
Be the nose boop you want to see in the world.
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I knew him back when he was Kool-Aid Boy.
August 29, 2023 at 2:06 AM
I knew him back when he was Kool-Aid Boy.