Incognicki
@incognicki.bsky.social
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I need a weighted blanket, that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.
November 29, 2024 at 12:08 PM
I need a weighted blanket, that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.
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Sometimes you think the day is going to be a complete bust, but then you see a friendly dog.
November 29, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Sometimes you think the day is going to be a complete bust, but then you see a friendly dog.
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Turkey tastes even more jive the second day.
November 29, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Turkey tastes even more jive the second day.
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“I don’t know why you don’t just leave him, Elaine.”
November 29, 2024 at 12:57 PM
“I don’t know why you don’t just leave him, Elaine.”
I don’t need gravy.
My food isn’t dry.
My food isn’t dry.
November 29, 2024 at 2:57 PM
I don’t need gravy.
My food isn’t dry.
My food isn’t dry.
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You are what you secretly eat in your car.
November 29, 2024 at 1:10 PM
You are what you secretly eat in your car.
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Today’s To-Do’s:
*circle important item on calendar
*realize the circle looks like a potato
*lose half the day thinking about potato circles
* t̶h̶i̶n̶k̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶n̶e̶w̶ ̶b̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶n̶a̶m̶e̶
*circle important item on calendar
*realize the circle looks like a potato
*lose half the day thinking about potato circles
* t̶h̶i̶n̶k̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶n̶e̶w̶ ̶b̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶n̶a̶m̶e̶
November 23, 2024 at 3:03 AM
Today’s To-Do’s:
*circle important item on calendar
*realize the circle looks like a potato
*lose half the day thinking about potato circles
* t̶h̶i̶n̶k̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶n̶e̶w̶ ̶b̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶n̶a̶m̶e̶
*circle important item on calendar
*realize the circle looks like a potato
*lose half the day thinking about potato circles
* t̶h̶i̶n̶k̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶n̶e̶w̶ ̶b̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶n̶a̶m̶e̶
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me: hi I’m here for the missionary position?
pastor: we don’t call it that
pastor: we don’t call it that
July 10, 2023 at 5:42 PM
me: hi I’m here for the missionary position?
pastor: we don’t call it that
pastor: we don’t call it that
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That time you saw only one set of footprints in the sand was when Jesus unfollowed you
November 23, 2024 at 1:36 PM
That time you saw only one set of footprints in the sand was when Jesus unfollowed you
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WITH POSTS LIKE THESE, WHO NEEDS POSTS.
November 23, 2024 at 9:53 PM
WITH POSTS LIKE THESE, WHO NEEDS POSTS.
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“I’m just a regular guy.”
TRANSLATION: I’m secretly profoundly psychotic and potentially dangerous, just like everyone else.
TRANSLATION: I’m secretly profoundly psychotic and potentially dangerous, just like everyone else.
November 24, 2024 at 11:06 AM
“I’m just a regular guy.”
TRANSLATION: I’m secretly profoundly psychotic and potentially dangerous, just like everyone else.
TRANSLATION: I’m secretly profoundly psychotic and potentially dangerous, just like everyone else.
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If you put a lasagna on top of another lasagna, it’s no longer two lasagnas. It’s one giant lasagna. THAT is the power of lasagna.
November 23, 2024 at 6:21 AM
If you put a lasagna on top of another lasagna, it’s no longer two lasagnas. It’s one giant lasagna. THAT is the power of lasagna.
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i told the trees what you did. be wary when you next enter the forest
November 20, 2024 at 9:06 PM
i told the trees what you did. be wary when you next enter the forest
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Every traffic light in the world is red when you need a bathroom and green when you need to write something down
November 21, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Every traffic light in the world is red when you need a bathroom and green when you need to write something down
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you need to wash your apple cuz its covered in wax & pesticides but tap water is full of toxic chemicals & the pitcher holding water is made of plastic & leeching contaminants into the water & the paper towel is made of bleach & the cloth is washed with toxic laundry detergent so enjoy your apple
November 20, 2024 at 3:20 PM
you need to wash your apple cuz its covered in wax & pesticides but tap water is full of toxic chemicals & the pitcher holding water is made of plastic & leeching contaminants into the water & the paper towel is made of bleach & the cloth is washed with toxic laundry detergent so enjoy your apple
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too much rain making too much noise
as I prowl around the house wrapped in a blanket like some kind of feudal lord
as I prowl around the house wrapped in a blanket like some kind of feudal lord
November 21, 2024 at 6:42 AM
too much rain making too much noise
as I prowl around the house wrapped in a blanket like some kind of feudal lord
as I prowl around the house wrapped in a blanket like some kind of feudal lord
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Sometimes I feel bad for myself, and then I remember that I have lived with ALS for more than 7 years. And I am grateful to still be here.
Good night moon.
Good night moon.
November 21, 2024 at 1:49 AM
Sometimes I feel bad for myself, and then I remember that I have lived with ALS for more than 7 years. And I am grateful to still be here.
Good night moon.
Good night moon.
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Bit chilly.
November 19, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Bit chilly.
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I’m worried that in 50 years Hitler will no longer be the “go to guy” for time machine murder jokes
November 20, 2024 at 3:34 AM
I’m worried that in 50 years Hitler will no longer be the “go to guy” for time machine murder jokes
I never watch all the way through or sound up if you’re looking for a bad girl.
November 18, 2024 at 2:02 PM
I never watch all the way through or sound up if you’re looking for a bad girl.
Morrissey Morrissey Morrissey
November 16, 2024 at 1:48 AM
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