Starry
@imstarryknight.bsky.social
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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where’s his invite???? #MetGala #BlackDandyism
May 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
where’s his invite???? #MetGala #BlackDandyism
Which one of you dumb fucks voted for this?
April 30, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Which one of you dumb fucks voted for this?
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There is absolutely no way the US can host the World Cup or the Olympics
FKA Twigs has announced she is canceling a series of live shows she was scheduled to perform after experiencing what she described as “ongoing visa issues": cnn.it/44hJdjJ
FKA Twigs cancels Coachella appearance and remaining tour dates due to ‘ongoing visa issues’ | CNN
British singer FKA Twigs has announced she is canceling a series of live shows she was scheduled to perform after experiencing what she described as “ongoing visa issues.”
cnn.it
April 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
There is absolutely no way the US can host the World Cup or the Olympics
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i honestly can't wait until this shit hits critical mass. and we need the French to get on Zoom and teach us how to revolution the right way. make this shit look like a Drag Race finale.
March 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
i honestly can't wait until this shit hits critical mass. and we need the French to get on Zoom and teach us how to revolution the right way. make this shit look like a Drag Race finale.
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Too bad Uvalde Elementary didn’t sell Teslas.
March 11, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Too bad Uvalde Elementary didn’t sell Teslas.
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if you replaced these guys' inboxes with a woman sportswriter's, they'd commit suicide by lunchtime
“Frightened for the safety of their families.”
America, 2025.
America, 2025.
March 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
if you replaced these guys' inboxes with a woman sportswriter's, they'd commit suicide by lunchtime
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Dochii is truly the Princess 👑 of Paris! This kind of fandom is so rare these day 🥹!
March 7, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Dochii is truly the Princess 👑 of Paris! This kind of fandom is so rare these day 🥹!
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republicans: fyi we are bombing france for being too gay and lead poisoning is now mandatory
democrats: yeah? well prepare yourselves for several strongly worded haikus
democrats: yeah? well prepare yourselves for several strongly worded haikus
March 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
republicans: fyi we are bombing france for being too gay and lead poisoning is now mandatory
democrats: yeah? well prepare yourselves for several strongly worded haikus
democrats: yeah? well prepare yourselves for several strongly worded haikus
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French Senator Claude Malhuret:
"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
March 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
French Senator Claude Malhuret:
"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
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Can confirm. Former USAID here, and I’ve been approached twice in the last 30 days.
Your new allies: www.cnn.com/2025/02/28/p...
US intel shows Russia and China are attempting to recruit disgruntled federal employees, sources say | CNN Politics
Foreign adversaries including Russia and China have recently directed their intelligence services to ramp up recruiting of US federal employees working in national security, targeting those who have b...
www.cnn.com
March 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Can confirm. Former USAID here, and I’ve been approached twice in the last 30 days.
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Not since Prohibition have so many Americans wanted to commit the same crime at once
February 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Not since Prohibition have so many Americans wanted to commit the same crime at once
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Ramadan Mubarak, Minnesota!
I’m wishing all who celebrate a peaceful and blessed celebration.
I’m wishing all who celebrate a peaceful and blessed celebration.
March 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Ramadan Mubarak, Minnesota!
I’m wishing all who celebrate a peaceful and blessed celebration.
I’m wishing all who celebrate a peaceful and blessed celebration.
That could apply to sooooo many of them-but I meant all of them❤️
March 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
That could apply to sooooo many of them-but I meant all of them❤️
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new orleans boos the department of homeland security
February 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
new orleans boos the department of homeland security
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Those were the days!
I used to spend so much time on twitter, and I never felt bad because I was having a good time. I was learning and laughing and it felt like a big party of highly verbal weirdos. Then a bunch of people showed up and wanted to turn the music down, turn the lights on, and invite creeps.
February 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Those were the days!
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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...
theonion.com
February 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
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Elon Musk, seeing an assassin rushing towards him like Jack Ruby, would chuck whichever kid he's using for a photo op at the killer so fast your head would spin. He would throw Techno Mechanicus or whatever kid hes pretending to parent like it was Chucky the killer doll. He'd make a weird noise too.
February 23, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Elon Musk, seeing an assassin rushing towards him like Jack Ruby, would chuck whichever kid he's using for a photo op at the killer so fast your head would spin. He would throw Techno Mechanicus or whatever kid hes pretending to parent like it was Chucky the killer doll. He'd make a weird noise too.
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Ah shit it turns out the problem with conservatism is that conservatives are all evil
February 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Ah shit it turns out the problem with conservatism is that conservatives are all evil
This man is destroying everything and there’s nothing that can be done about it. Wooooow.
February 18, 2025 at 11:32 PM
This man is destroying everything and there’s nothing that can be done about it. Wooooow.