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most of the time canadians feel somewhat poorer than our american cousins but now we can just eat egg salad
February 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
most of the time canadians feel somewhat poorer than our american cousins but now we can just eat egg salad
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Maybe the real horrors were the ones that persisted along the way
February 28, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Maybe the real horrors were the ones that persisted along the way
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One day Canada will take over the world, then we'll all be sorry.
February 3, 2025 at 10:41 PM
One day Canada will take over the world, then we'll all be sorry.
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my hot take after ~everything~ is that Green Day's music had no right to age as well as it did
December 13, 2024 at 2:37 AM
my hot take after ~everything~ is that Green Day's music had no right to age as well as it did
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Polish PM Tusk & Macron mocking Trump’s ridiculous attempt to act tough while arm wrestling Macron during their handshake.
December 12, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Polish PM Tusk & Macron mocking Trump’s ridiculous attempt to act tough while arm wrestling Macron during their handshake.
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Okay, Satan let's get this over with
December 11, 2024 at 1:00 PM
Okay, Satan let's get this over with
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heated bidets are goated when not turning your brown eye blue is the vibe
December 7, 2024 at 4:28 PM
heated bidets are goated when not turning your brown eye blue is the vibe
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“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said
December 5, 2024 at 2:38 AM
“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said
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slapping your dick on the pussy stems from an old irish custom where you knock several times to notify the fairie people that you are entering their domain
December 5, 2024 at 5:44 AM
slapping your dick on the pussy stems from an old irish custom where you knock several times to notify the fairie people that you are entering their domain
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In this Hallmark Christmas movie, “the past” was 1999. That wasn’t even that long ago, thought Gary as he put on his new orthopedic shoes.
December 5, 2024 at 12:42 PM
In this Hallmark Christmas movie, “the past” was 1999. That wasn’t even that long ago, thought Gary as he put on his new orthopedic shoes.
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Logically the best time to kick someone is when they’re down
December 3, 2024 at 1:50 PM
Logically the best time to kick someone is when they’re down
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The Unfollow Wars after the Great Blind Followback are going to be spicy.
November 24, 2024 at 3:00 AM
The Unfollow Wars after the Great Blind Followback are going to be spicy.
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Toothpaste is shampoo for your bones
November 23, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Toothpaste is shampoo for your bones
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The cyber truck looks like what people in 1984 thought 2024 would look like
November 26, 2024 at 2:57 AM
The cyber truck looks like what people in 1984 thought 2024 would look like
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Tkatchuk really took that hockey fights cancer night literally huh?
November 24, 2024 at 2:37 AM
Tkatchuk really took that hockey fights cancer night literally huh?
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when life gives you lemons don’t trust those lemons they are poison lemons.
November 18, 2024 at 11:54 PM
when life gives you lemons don’t trust those lemons they are poison lemons.
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did they name pubes after puberty or did they name puberty after pubes?
November 19, 2024 at 2:28 AM
did they name pubes after puberty or did they name puberty after pubes?
Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline
November 16, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline
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All glasses are 3D glasses. Stay woke.
October 30, 2023 at 7:50 PM
All glasses are 3D glasses. Stay woke.
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Once again: you can call your skeets whatever you want to call them and genuinely no one will care; live your one wild and precious life.
Just don't come in here trying to MAKE OTHER PEOPLE call them whatever the hell you prefer to call them; because *that's* when We Call Them Skeets.
Just don't come in here trying to MAKE OTHER PEOPLE call them whatever the hell you prefer to call them; because *that's* when We Call Them Skeets.
November 14, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Once again: you can call your skeets whatever you want to call them and genuinely no one will care; live your one wild and precious life.
Just don't come in here trying to MAKE OTHER PEOPLE call them whatever the hell you prefer to call them; because *that's* when We Call Them Skeets.
Just don't come in here trying to MAKE OTHER PEOPLE call them whatever the hell you prefer to call them; because *that's* when We Call Them Skeets.
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Back in my day, digging through ditches and burning through witches were two separate jobs. Union jobs, no less. These days if you want to get slammed in the back of a dragula you have to download some lousy app.
September 25, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Back in my day, digging through ditches and burning through witches were two separate jobs. Union jobs, no less. These days if you want to get slammed in the back of a dragula you have to download some lousy app.
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ever jorked it to sigur rós
November 8, 2024 at 6:38 AM
ever jorked it to sigur rós