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i am drowning. there is no sign of land.
trump once again brilliantly using his still undefeated legal tactic of “no shut up you are”
November 15, 2025 at 1:45 PM
trump once again brilliantly using his still undefeated legal tactic of “no shut up you are”
watching trump use the department of justice as his personal tool for propaganda and revenge and reminded for the one millionth time what a useless old asshole joe biden is. you had ONE FUCKING JOB.
November 14, 2025 at 11:25 PM
watching trump use the department of justice as his personal tool for propaganda and revenge and reminded for the one millionth time what a useless old asshole joe biden is. you had ONE FUCKING JOB.
i don’t think i’m ever gonna stop being surprised that that’s where bermuda is.
November 13, 2025 at 11:23 AM
i don’t think i’m ever gonna stop being surprised that that’s where bermuda is.
chuck schumer even LOOKS like he’s always actively folding.
November 12, 2025 at 11:04 AM
chuck schumer even LOOKS like he’s always actively folding.
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Getting pretty tired of applying the phrase “THEY CANNOT BE THIS STUPID” to members of the party that’s supposed to be fighting for us.
November 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Getting pretty tired of applying the phrase “THEY CANNOT BE THIS STUPID” to members of the party that’s supposed to be fighting for us.
me: [sitting on a straight flush]
senate democrats: [shoving pit boss out of the way and crashing into the table scattering chips everywhere] HE FOLDS.
senate democrats: [shoving pit boss out of the way and crashing into the table scattering chips everywhere] HE FOLDS.
November 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
me: [sitting on a straight flush]
senate democrats: [shoving pit boss out of the way and crashing into the table scattering chips everywhere] HE FOLDS.
senate democrats: [shoving pit boss out of the way and crashing into the table scattering chips everywhere] HE FOLDS.
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
giuliani must be so relieved to be free from his luxurious lifestyle with no meaningful consequences and get back to a luxurious lifestyle with no consequences at all.
November 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
giuliani must be so relieved to be free from his luxurious lifestyle with no meaningful consequences and get back to a luxurious lifestyle with no consequences at all.
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Chuck Schumer and Senate Democrats suppress the vote when they cave like this
November 10, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Chuck Schumer and Senate Democrats suppress the vote when they cave like this
don’t worry chuck schumer has a plan and that plan is to go back to his mansion and take a nap.
November 10, 2025 at 9:49 AM
don’t worry chuck schumer has a plan and that plan is to go back to his mansion and take a nap.
chuck schumer suddenly waking up and realizing it’s been a while since he capitulated
November 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
chuck schumer suddenly waking up and realizing it’s been a while since he capitulated
everyone enjoy your last day of halloween. tomorrow everything will go back to being just regular terrifying.
October 31, 2025 at 9:04 AM
everyone enjoy your last day of halloween. tomorrow everything will go back to being just regular terrifying.
might actually be okay with trump wanting nuclear tests, given his documented inability to safely observe bright things.
October 30, 2025 at 9:47 AM
might actually be okay with trump wanting nuclear tests, given his documented inability to safely observe bright things.
me: [on deathbed] what the hell…is sorghum.
October 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
me: [on deathbed] what the hell…is sorghum.
so we all get to use the ballroom right. on account of we paid for it and all.
October 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
so we all get to use the ballroom right. on account of we paid for it and all.
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Good news: living "forever" becomes increasingly attainable as the end draws near!
October 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Good news: living "forever" becomes increasingly attainable as the end draws near!
so mike johnson is a westworld robot right.
October 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
so mike johnson is a westworld robot right.
wait so if i smoke pot i can’t own a gun? oh no [takes enormous bong hit] oh noooooo<cough>
October 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
wait so if i smoke pot i can’t own a gun? oh no [takes enormous bong hit] oh noooooo<cough>
that video of mitch mcconnell is so sad. if that idiot hadn’t been next to him he could have hit the ground much harder.
October 17, 2025 at 10:48 AM
that video of mitch mcconnell is so sad. if that idiot hadn’t been next to him he could have hit the ground much harder.
mike johnson looks like a creepy doll
October 15, 2025 at 8:41 PM
mike johnson looks like a creepy doll
welp still haven’t been awarded a nobel prize guess i have no choice but to take it out on EVERYONE.
October 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
welp still haven’t been awarded a nobel prize guess i have no choice but to take it out on EVERYONE.
move over kyle rittenhouse there’s a new republican poster boy in town
A MAGA teenager was spurned by a teen girl so he sent pizza to her home to intimidate her. The police ignored it.
Then, he saw she mocked Charlie Kirk so he murdered her and her friend by ramming his truck into them at 70mph while they were riding their bikes.
He's now charged with murder.
Then, he saw she mocked Charlie Kirk so he murdered her and her friend by ramming his truck into them at 70mph while they were riding their bikes.
He's now charged with murder.
October 6, 2025 at 1:32 PM
move over kyle rittenhouse there’s a new republican poster boy in town
in the clearing stands a boxer? bullshit boxers don’t go there.
October 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
in the clearing stands a boxer? bullshit boxers don’t go there.
where are the vantablack contact lenses. i want to look how i feel.
September 29, 2025 at 11:46 AM
where are the vantablack contact lenses. i want to look how i feel.
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continually remembering how biden sat on his wrinkly old hands while merrick garland napped for four years because he was afraid he’d be accused of weaponizing the justice department.
July 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
continually remembering how biden sat on his wrinkly old hands while merrick garland napped for four years because he was afraid he’d be accused of weaponizing the justice department.