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i am drowning. there is no sign of land.
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JD Vance should be booed everywhere he goes for the rest of his life.
February 6, 2026 at 10:23 PM
ghoulish statements aside, really weird choice to hold a press conference while standing on a teeter-totter.
“All operations are targeted”, he lied 🤥

This is Homan making it clear really the only thing changing is his face

Maybe Walz should’ve put more in the CAVA bag?
January 29, 2026 at 3:07 PM
can’t believe that guy risked his life climbing the taipei tower when he could have just stood in the general vicinity of ice officers.
January 25, 2026 at 2:49 PM
hey jokes about air force one are not cool. don’t give us hope.
January 21, 2026 at 11:30 AM
boy nothing says you deserve the nobel peace prize more than threatening war if you don’t get it amirite folks haha we have fun here.
January 19, 2026 at 2:25 PM
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who can really say who was right and who was wrong
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After lying about this baby they gassed and almost killed in their own neighborhood, DHS deleted their post
January 16, 2026 at 9:44 PM
i dunno if a nobel peace prize winner tried to give me their medal i would say oh no thank you i did not earn that it would be very very sad and pathetic for me to accept it as if i deserved it but hey i guess that’s just me.
January 15, 2026 at 10:40 PM
huge dropped ball for media that no reporters have pulled a “pedophile protector says what” at a press conference because you know leavitt would fall for it.
January 14, 2026 at 4:20 PM
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The murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
www.startribune.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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This is what people on Fox are like. People watch Fox because they like this.
Jesse Watters highlights that Renee Nicole Good, the woman killed by ICE, had "pronouns in her bio" and "leaves behind a lesbian partner and a child from a previous marriage"
January 8, 2026 at 4:30 AM
counterpoint….now?
not now, 240 toasters-sized asteroid
January 8, 2026 at 2:16 PM
cnn: democrats claim sky is blue, in contrast to trump admin’s assertion that it is lime green, as questions swirl about the truth of the color.
January 8, 2026 at 10:46 AM
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It was not "domestic terrorism.” It was state sanctioned violence.

A family will forever live with the pain caused by the admin's reckless and deadly actions.

Abolishing ICE is not enough. They must be held accountable.
Rep. Omar: Trump admin’s take on MN shooting is ‘delusional,’ ‘we’ve all seen the video’ | CNN
Minnesota Rep. Ilhan Omar joins The Lead.
www.cnn.com
January 8, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
fun fact: while mark kelly was orbiting the planet inside some metal tubes connected by scaffolding moving at more than seventeen thousand miles per hour, pete hegseth was <checks notes> drunk.
January 5, 2026 at 7:42 PM
honestly no more apt metaphor than our country annually celebrating dropping the ball.
January 1, 2026 at 2:27 PM
thinking back to that wild decade when nye novelty sunglasses had two zeros right next to each other. what a glorious time.
January 1, 2026 at 1:50 AM
ugh, new year’s eve. time to get assaulted by the baffling insanity of so-called “time zones”
December 31, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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You should be able to rev your shopping cart at people in the grocery store
December 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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my mom: [clearing her throat at the dinner table] i don’t know what sixty-seven means
December 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
oh boy now that christmas is over we can look forward to months and months of bitter cold winter
December 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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If the Grinch steals my Christmas I will lose my shit
December 24, 2025 at 5:51 AM
while it might *appear* that the justice department is clumsily hiding trump’s close ties to epstein, what you need to consider is fuck you shut up.
December 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Honestly, this Trump post is a posthumous badge of honor for Rob Reiner.

Because if this is how Trump speaks about someone after their death, then they clearly did something right in their life.
Trump just posted this on Rob Reiner
December 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
remember folks when your family says it’s time to go around the table and say what you’re thankful for it’s totally valid to burst out laughing.
November 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM