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i am drowning. there is no sign of land.
this is actually the closest zohran can come to a frown.
November 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
this is actually the closest zohran can come to a frown.
i hope these poor ladies get the help they need
March 14, 2025 at 11:52 AM
i hope these poor ladies get the help they need
seems like you could just say defibrillator
March 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
seems like you could just say defibrillator
haha nice try but i know an obvious trap when i see one
February 21, 2025 at 2:42 PM
haha nice try but i know an obvious trap when i see one
nothing to see here
February 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
nothing to see here
so frustrating when you really want a massage but the parlor isn’t open yet.
January 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
so frustrating when you really want a massage but the parlor isn’t open yet.
sure *i* could do it right now, but i’d rather pretend that this is a collective problem that we’re all equally responsible for.
December 15, 2024 at 12:52 PM
sure *i* could do it right now, but i’d rather pretend that this is a collective problem that we’re all equally responsible for.
reaching into this drawer in the dark for a little game i like to call toothpaste roulette.
December 3, 2024 at 11:04 AM
reaching into this drawer in the dark for a little game i like to call toothpaste roulette.
so you’re saying this guy is the bar for cute?
September 17, 2024 at 3:38 PM
so you’re saying this guy is the bar for cute?
well shit i guess i’m gonna be late for work
September 5, 2024 at 12:27 PM
well shit i guess i’m gonna be late for work
hey! get your time zone shit together, this part of the world.
August 7, 2024 at 2:56 PM
hey! get your time zone shit together, this part of the world.
can’t figure out how to make this atm work
July 11, 2024 at 4:19 PM
can’t figure out how to make this atm work
viral marketing for jesus love’s new album
July 3, 2024 at 9:54 PM
viral marketing for jesus love’s new album
come on people aren’t dumb enough to place test calls to…actually that’s valid good call.
June 18, 2024 at 8:24 PM
come on people aren’t dumb enough to place test calls to…actually that’s valid good call.
woke culture out of control when i was a kid bathrooms could entertain themselves
May 25, 2024 at 5:25 PM
woke culture out of control when i was a kid bathrooms could entertain themselves
hmm your offer of cat treats is indeed intriguing
May 22, 2024 at 9:18 PM
hmm your offer of cat treats is indeed intriguing
important bulletin: grape with a butt. i repeat GRAPE WITH A BUTT.
April 23, 2024 at 1:57 PM
important bulletin: grape with a butt. i repeat GRAPE WITH A BUTT.
bullshit everyone knows you’ve never talked to barron.
April 16, 2024 at 2:13 PM
bullshit everyone knows you’ve never talked to barron.
quote post with a celebrity you’ve been told you look like
March 30, 2024 at 1:39 PM
quote post with a celebrity you’ve been told you look like